Friday, March 27, 2015

"U KNOW IT AIN'T EASY...U KNOW HOW HARD IT CAN BE..."

"The way things are going, they're going to crucify me."

By Juan Montoya
As the race for mayor of the City of Brownsville heats up, one can't blame some candidates for feeling that they are being unjustly targeted for criticism.
Whether it's Pat Ahumada for doggedly defending his depositing of the famous $26,000 city check in his account, Willie Garza for his escapades au naturel, Capt. Bob Sanchez for his oversized signs, Brenda Joyas for her New World Order, Tony Martinez for his back-room deals, etc., everyone has something of which they would rather not be reminded.
So, we must say, does Head Cheez Erasmo Castro, who as we have pointed out before, fixed it up so that a felony forgery conviction was blurred over and then had his failure to complete his probation forgiven.
The candidates, to their credit, have learned how to weather the blows, grin and bear it, and continue to campaign.
But there are some signs that not all of them are dealing with the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune with the same aplomb.
While Martinez has come under fire in the various blogs in town (this one included), no one has had an entire website dedicated to persecute any particular candidate. No one, that is, except Castro. An outfit calling itself nomorecheezmeh has vowed to pillage Castro for what they say is conduct unbecoming a Head Cheez. We don't know who these folks are, but it is probably not pleasant for Castro to come across their postings where they seek to derail his campaign and Internet claims.
For someone used to have his word accepted as Gospel, this might be a bit trying for the Le Gran Fromage.
We have come across some personal business cards handed out by Castro which sublimely insinuate that the bearer is feeling somewhat persecuted. His card, which carries an email address of lamasabactini@yahoo.com, gives an indication that Castro may feel folks are picking on him just as those nasties did with Jesus way back when.
Someone pointed out that Esasmo earned a degree in theology and in fact is head of a church. Do you believe it?
With Easter (and the crucifixion) just around the corner, the email address may come in very apropos. It may also be that perhaps the voters in the city election aren't receiving His message as well as he thought they would. Who knows?
We looked for a translation of the phrase "lamasabactini" and found out that the words were the ones spoken from the cross when Jesus was crucified, according to the Gospel of Matthew. 
Does Erasmo feel forsaken? And is it somewhat sacrilegious to compare oneself to God in our suffering?
Well, politics can sometimes be a onerous profession, and Castro is indeed carrying a heavy load without the added onus of wining over votes in the face of adversity. Es un verdadero calvario. But hey, once you're a candidate, get ready for anything, even carrying that cross. 

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's a fucking crook. He does not have a theology degree either. You going soft, Juan?

Anonymous said...

La palabra es "calvario" no clavario menso!

Anonymous said...

Now Erasmo is comparing himself to Jesus Christ. Now he has gone overboard. Oh the suffering, start walking and losing weight.

Nomorecheezmeh said...

He has a theology degree.
Bachelors of Arts in Christian Studies. Obtained in 2011.

Anonymous said...

When people ask me where I am from I just say the Valley. I am to ashamed to say I am from Brownsville. This is sad. When are the people going to start taking politics serious and start thinking what Brownsville could really be like if people stop voting for individuals who only think of themselves and their pockets....

Human said...

Jesus is an object of faith created by the zionist to survive on Earth. I'm no anarchiest, atheist, believer, follower, citizen of a government, gang, mafia, drug cartel, low life, richman or poorman or anything else. I'am an object of evolution by an organism or bacteria that evolved to a monkey, a homosapien, a human, a intillegent human creature, and to a present telepathical human specimen that evolved from a parasyte 13.4 million years ago. IM HUMAN WITH A GENETICALLY EVOLVED TELEPATHICAL MIND THAT KNOWS EVERYTHING.

-Human Earth

Nehpets pacthgil said...

Extremely egotistical to compare him self to Jesus, he smells of narcissism. He views him self as the center of the Universe, in that when he gets picked on he feels like Jesus (a good guy going through a bad time with bad people), but when he picks on other people it's always 'justified.' He blocks people he who criticizes, even if it's just asking how he's qualified. Looking at his adventures on Facebook with his language and grammar (I don't understand his love affair with ellipsis) makes me feel sorry for Brownsville if the undisciplined-fat-mean-childish Erasmo ever got elected.

None of the candidates are qualified, and if they're, they're crooked. This town really needs to wake up. This town really needs a person to save it, if not, I'm afraid we're just going to continue to be one the shittiest towns in America - 4# least education and one of the poorest.

Anonymous said...

Pinche Erasmo "El Marrano" Castro, he is only running to collect money?

Anonymous said...

Most of the qualified candidates are crooks. They just feel entitled to serve themselves because they are qualified.

Anonymous said...

Brownsville is a joke. I thought it could not get any worse. I would never admit to being from such a shit whole place. When is the first public debate between all of these idiots ? I will pay to see it.

Anonymous said...

1st Erasmo or El Cheeze can't carry his own sign much less a Cross
2nd It will take a Legion of soldiers to pick up his fat ass to crucify him. They will probably all get hernias and leave him in the ground to Rot.
3rd Instead of crying out to God to forgive them He will cry out for Vengenance and to BLOCK ALL OF THOSE HATERS from ever entering heaven.

Anonymous said...

He very well could be the center of the universe. With all that mass he probably generates enough gravitational force.

Anonymous said...

He has a theology degree in Shitology. The French would say , "that shit ass is derangé".

diego lee rot said...

I want to comment but can't think of anything to say.

Anonymous said...

LOL !!!

Anonymous said...

This pig of a con artist does not have a degree in theology. Christian studies is not the same thing, especially when it's from some no name or online degree mill. Es mierda.

Anonymous said...

Eramso is counting his chickens before they hatch but he's in for a rude awakening. He'll be lucky if he can even get as many votes as Willie Garza. Watch, he's going to lose and blame it on voter apathy claiming Brownsville deserves corrupt leadership because they didn't vote for him. When in reality nobody wants to vote for a nut like him except the other nut, Linda. Oh wait, she lives in Los Fresnos and can't vote here. Pinche vieja ridicula. Have some decency for your 30 children from 30 different men. Griding on men in public at your age is ridiculous. Grinding on men at family-friendly restaurants is just unacceptable. Fucking circus family. Pack your bags and leave with the changos and elefantes on the next train out of town!

Javier said...

Snake King for Mayor! Thanks for the new word "aplomb" - and blog of course.

Anonymous said...

Aplomb? Pinche Juan. Making me look up words in the middle of a story. You make me feel dumb like my name was Erin.

rita