Monday, April 27, 2015

TSK, TSK, AREN'T WE A BIT TESTY TODAY COMMISH?

By Juan Montoya
The saying that when one assumes "u" make an "ass" out of you and me was never more true than in the latest drivel masquerading as a cute post from local blogger Robert Wightman.
One of our three readers sent us a photo of him standing with District 2 city commissioner (and now candidate) Jessica Tetreau at a fundraiser at the Knights of Columbus hall on Old Port Isabel Road. Apparently, Wightman is a Caballero Colon and as a member invited her to hand out her pushcards in her race against Sergio Zarate, who has been a member for many years.
Now, if you are an elected official you expect that media, social media or just the general public will occasionally take a photo. Wightman and Tereau assumed (here we go) that the photo was meant to discredit her candidacy in some way and did a tit-for-tat and she took a picture of the picture taker and Wightman then posted it on his blog calling the woman a "trained monkey" for Tetreau's opponent.
Maybe the commish is just more irritable now because of her much-heralded pregnancy and feels that the electorate should handle her with kid gloves because Wightman said it was her who took the photo and sent it in to him to get back at the woman.
Unlike Wightman, we aren't in the habit of divulging our sources, but what we can say is that the woman (by the name of Kimberly, we are told) was not the source of the photo. In this days of social media, anyone of hundreds of people might have sent it in cyberspace.
Wrong on assumption number one. It wasn't her.
We also understand that Zarate had nothing to do with the dissemination of the photo. That's another wrong assumption He's got, we assume (a correct one, by the way), more important things to do than to engage in trading brickbats with the help through the local blogs.
Hey, Jessie, when one seeks public office, adulation and criticism come with the territory. Fighting with your opponent's campaign worker is a bit below the caliber of comportment for someone who is seeking public support for their candidacy.
Anyway, why would you object to be seen with misanthrope Wightman? He has – hiding behind the megaphone of his scurrilous blog – insulted and defamed just about all of Adam's children. Could it be because the Caballeo Colon has a big, ahem, assumption? Careful, that might just turn out to be contagious.

15 comments:

I'm not a robot! said...

Hey it's Grandpa Munster (again) and Uncle Fester

Anonymous said...

Looking at the picture, you can not see any pushcards on the hands of the commissioner. You can see a purse in her hand. Some local blogger would careful scrutinize this picture and declare that the fact that the commissioner had a purse in her hand that it perhaps was a meeting to pay up for services render in the trashing of the commissioner's opponent. Of course all of this is all lies but nevertheless this has been the stories fabricated by many of the local bloggers in this election about many of the candidates.

Anonymous said...

Hey Juan, the blimp is a caballero PANSON....not colon....lol!

DPM

Anonymous said...

"Fighting with an opponment's campaign worker". Is she? Or is she not?
Busted

Anonymous said...

Mr Juan what is this bullshit on the proposition on this city election,now a NEW CITy hall? Please tell your readers that it's a play on wrds to be careful how they vote

Anonymous said...

Eduardo PAZ Martinez is the mexican Bruce Jenner. The blimp has helped him see who he rally is....a woman trapped in an imp's body.....JUJUJU.

Monica Linguinsky

Anonymous said...

Juan Jessica is hiring people who can't even vote, the guy that was with pushing her push cards, his name is Carlos Hernandez, he was in prison for drugs, and not paying child support, Jessica you hired Letty Carmona to block walk and phone pank you got ripped off who in their right mind would pay $5116.00 for that only an air head... And to top it off her block walkers don't even have papers or speak any English, Letty ripped you off Jessica... Its puplic record its in their campaign expense report. Everyone ones Carlos was there pushing for her , He is bragging to his friends at work, hey money is money, and she clams that all her helpers are volunteers. Ya right.... No one works for free Jessica..

Anonymous said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Come on...be real! If she was paying; don't you think it would be some place away from lots of witnesses ? How did the people in attendance get her push cards? Think!!!

Anonymous said...

Chinga tu madre Valadez ! Hope Pete fires your speckled ass quickly .

Anonymous said...

Zarate's paying you for all this crap won't help. They can all come here and think happy-happy thoughts but the fact remains in the numbers and the general political reality that a sitting elected official who hasn't screwed the pooch on a recent hot-button issue will get re-elected. The more the Zarate's talk to people, the more they turn them off. Trashing Jessica at this point is not only counter-productive, it is just plain bad politics. Trashing Wigntman at any point is just plain fun. His support or hatred (there is no middle ground) for anyone is a non-issue but makes an interesting noise.

Anonymous said...

The mayor is playing tricks with the ballots. It included a city hall vote ; and on the prostitutes, those gals have to make a living. It gives the city a boost to the economy .

Anonymous said...

I am proud to report that he is not a Knight!

Anonymous said...

(Eduardo PAZ Martinez is the mexican Bruce Jenner. )

Buahahahaha!!! I thank you for that one!
Jake.

Anonymous said...

Done any more "straw purchases" Zeke Sauceda ? Conniving bitch!

rita