Monday, November 28, 2016

BULLETIN: IT WAS ALL ELON MUSK'S SPACEX FAULT!

(Ed's Note: Talk about intermodal! In what may have been the most documented fire in the history of the city of Brownsville, the fire over at the Brownsville Intermodal Bus Terminal has left may people scratching their heads at how a fire could have erupted in the cupola. Was there bad wiring? How did the building pass its fire inspection? And could it have been bad pigeons loitering inside that caused a short circuit and lit the blaze? Now we are receiving reports that it may have been an aborted SapceX launch that went awry. Browntown pundits are nothing if not creative, We thank one of our seven readers for sending us the photo above that depicts a SpaceX rocket as it is about to crash into the blazing inferno. We've got to admit that it made our day!)  

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow !! that fire at the top of the high-rise building.... the Brownsville Fire Dept. guys must of looked like New York Firemen fighting a high-rise fire...only thing is most of them here can't even pass a "timed agility test". hahaha bunch of arrogant fat fucks , bet their girls are cheating on them with the local H-E-B cart pusher that i bet is most physically fit than most "firefighters" Lol

Anonymous said...

Grow up, montoya. games, always games with your stupid ass.

Anonymous said...

Where's fire Marshall Bill??

Anonymous said...

childish

Anonymous said...

Low quality security and fireproof building materials fraud exposed?

Anonymous said...

If only Carlitos "Fester" Elizondo had been on that rocket tsk tsk

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