Saturday, November 26, 2016

MOM THERESA (AKA JESSICA TETREAU) GIVES VALUE BURGERS

By Juan Montoya
Just who is City of Brownsville commissioner Jessica Tetreau's press agent?
If we knew him or her, we would have fired them years ago.

It seems that nothing can happen that she does not think would be a good PR opportunity. Whether it's dressing up as a SpaceX astronaut to appease billionaire Elon Musk, staging a meeting with visiting movie stars, or forcing the Brownsville P.D. to provide her with a chauffeur to motor her around Charro Days, her craving for media attention never seems to end.

One of those precious and forgettable PR moments came about this Thanksgiving (and went virtually unnoticed by media), much to her chagrin. It seems that Mother Tetreau went to the McDonald's Restaurant on 14th Street and bough a whole lot of Super Value Meal burgers (at 99 cents a shot) and then invited whoever would come with her to go accost downtown street people and force her goodwill down their throats.

Alas, the Brownsville Herald and the local television station didn't bite and Jess and her lemmings had to keep their warm and fuzzy feeling all to themselves.
On the other hand, perhaps commissioner Rose Gowen and Healthy Communities leader Rose Timmer would not have approved of her feeding the sodium- and grease-laden morsels to the homeless and substance-abuse street dwellers that type of nutrition.

Besides, they probably would prefer cash to buy a few 16-ounce Naturals or a few rocks to make that hunger go away for a few hours.

Here's another bright idea! With Christmas coming, perhaps Jess could dress up as Santa Claus and distribute toys to the homeless in the colonias. But we should warn her that perhaps she should find out where the Marines, Sheriff Omar Lucio, the Brownsville P.D. and other established gift givers have their territory so she won't step on any toes.

Has she ever thought of giving a healthy money contribution to places like the Good Neighbor Settlement House or the Ozanam Center? It's a lot more effective, but it doesn't give you the PR bang we're sure she's seeking.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well she helped herself to Art Kalifa's wife leaving her without a husband and a father for her children. I think she is confused about Proverbs. Good job media in ignoring her con jobs.

Anonymous said...

How about volunteering at the good neighbor or maybe sweeping the streets of downtown. Pobrecita doesn't have a clue.

Anonymous said...

Totally unfair, Juan. No one got a press release, did they? You are a puto, desgraciado. Get a job already!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

It escaped the media because you're the only one "stalking" Jessica, pendejo!

Anonymous said...

I don't know if she did it for PR, I do know people that are NOT politicians and do it anonymous that go down Elizabeth and Adams when it is still dark in the morning and give people that sleep on a bench or at the corner of a door at a downtown store, a cup of coffee, a sandwich or a taco, now they do it any time during the year not just during holidays.
I do agree with you in one thing, someone like a politician should donate to the GN-Settlement House; they do need people to serve meals, packs of water bottles, and items to prepare meals. Maybe she doesn't know (being sarcastic here).

Anonymous said...

Atleast Tetreau does something smh

Anonymous said...

She passed out free food, guey! slack, cabron!

Anonymous said...

You are right, she should be damned for trying to do something positive. Yeah, maybe she could have done it better but she did something. What did you do?

Anonymous said...

I would never vote for nor support any politicians who chose McDonalds over Whataburger.

Anonymous said...

juan, you obviously dream about her milky white thighs. Get over it, bro. She's not intersted in you, vato.

Anonymous said...

Why didn't I see her at the feast for sharing sponsored by heb serving others?

Anonymous said...

Are you talking about Jessica or Minnie Pena from BISD. She is the Mother Theresa wanna be, so don't you dare say Jessica is trying to unseat her.

Anonymous said...

Damned if she does, and damned if she doesn't!! You look like a fool always calling her out... it's almost like you have a personal vendetta against her.

BobbyWC said...

Here is the deal. The problem is not the charity. It is the endless self promotion. My roommate donated a ton of clothes and two pairs of sneakes to man he and his mother noticed around the mother's home. He was always holding up his pants because they were too big. So he also got several belts. My roommate did not ask anyone to tell the world of his charity. It is nice to now see the man wearing nice closes and nice sneakers.

Jessica's problem is not her charity. It is an elected official promoting herself for having done same. Millions of Americans do more then jessica and never run to FB to talk about it. They just do it. That is the problem.

She taints her office by promoting herself with it and leaves people jaded, which is bad.

Bobby WC

Anonymous said...

The irony of Bobby Wightman criticizing someone helping the needy. Bobby is mad because she didn't offer him a burger. After all, he recently was caught begging for money himself. Tetreu, next time you feed the needy don't forget Wightman!!!

Anonymous said...

UUU i didnt know she was a querida... So whats the story behind that!!?

Anonymous said...

18 votes

Anonymous said...

The only thing I know about Art Kalifa's ex wife and his adult children is that they filing a lawsuit against a brownsville blogger for causing mental anguish and emotional distress. I wouldn't even be surprised if an insurance company joined to recover medical costs associated with a suicide attempt over the public humiliation the blogger caused the Kalifa's children as well.

Anonymous said...

Oh whatever! Like if Jessica is the first or last. La India Reyes sleeps with all lawyers and no one leaves their wives for her (with that nasty face cant blame them). If Kalifa left it means he wasnt happy. That is it. Move on!

Anonymous said...

Jessica would sit at the end of the bar at AK's waiting for Arturo to look her way. She finally got the old fart to notice her gold digging ass and knock her up. She is worthless as a wife, mother, commissioner, and anything else she claims to be. Put her out on the street and she couldn't afford half the things her husband buys her because she doesn't even know how to work. She doesn't have a degree so the best she could do is probably work at McDonald's making those 99 cent burgers she gives out. She doesn't work, doesn't have an education and works her old husband to the bone so he can support her stupid lifestyle. She is a worthless human being.

Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up, Sergio ! You're just as worthless as Jessica , pendejo !

Anonymous said...

18 votes is a coin toss Jessica. Not something to be very proud of and not exactly what many would call a true win. You are the Trump of Brownsville. Only crazy people support you and unfortunately for Brownsville, there were 19 too many people who went out to vote instead of the other idiot. When will district 2 get a decent candidate? Jessica Kalifa Tetreau, Charlie Atkinson, Zeke Silva, Sergio Zarate? Is it a requirement to be a dumbass to run for that district? Get off Facebook and get to work. Your life is a mess and not as interesting as you try to make it seem. You're another local Facebook "celebrity" and your stupid followers give you the attention your insecure ass craves. Your ugliness and brute stupidity crave the praise other morons give you. You have the Erasmo Castro syndrome.

Anonymous said...

Ugly ass crooked nose overbite from hell couldbt have had a better outcome for her. Blind Art thought he was getting an upgrade and it turned out to be the worst decision in his life. Bitch turned out to have linebacker arms, teeth like a chupacabras and looks only a mother could love. And ears only Elon Musk could find a satellite use for.

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