Sunday, August 6, 2017

BARTON DIAGNOSES OLIVEIRA WITH ERECTILE DISFUNCTION

By Jim Barton
Brownsville Observer Blog

Hapless State Representative Rene Oliveira.
His erectile dysfunction is legendary, his affinity for the bottle, well known. None of that matters to Brownsville, Cameron County, whose voters value name recognition above actual performance, giving the inept Oliveira 33 years to screw, if not satisfy, his district.

Oliveira's real employer, Linebarger, Goggan, Blair and Sampson, LLP, assessed him as a drunken little pawn that could generate more income for the statewide tax recovery law firm. Oliveira, in a brief moment of sobriety, orchestrated a single bill through the Texas House of Representatives, increasing Linebarger's take on the collection of delinquent taxes by 2.5 percent.

"Damn, Rene! You're good!" stated Linebarger on the way to the bank.

"Oh, but Representative Oliveira has done so much for Brownsville," an elderly lady with the same surname interjects.

"Yes. You are correct. We must not forget Oliveira's treacherous attempt to effectively nullify the 4-3 vote to preserve Texas Southmost College. Rene totally misrepresented the will of the people, trying to overturn that vote with a house bill essentially for unification."

History shows Rene has tried to screw Brownsville, screw TSC. He just can't get it up.

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23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Until someone can actually raise more money than Rene uses in campaign funds for alcohol this is a one man race.

Anonymous said...

The man has been engaged to half a dozen only to not marry

Anonymous said...

Juan Montoya #1 for exposing Oliveira. GF Scully has been paid by oliveira to not write about him. We are so proud of you Mr Montoya

Anonymous said...

Mr Barton we are now reading your blog after your Oliveira story. Oliveira is WRONG for our district. Please do not vote for him. You know what? It is not about him, it is about we the people

Anonymous said...

Es Maricon

Anonymous said...

You know what is strange? Rene Oliveira in charro outfit sweating up a hurricane. People get uncomfortable seeing him overheat. It is time to extinguish this lobbyist sucking inferno. Say no to Rene Oliveira paramour homewrecker

Anonymous said...

Jim Barton, you rock brother. You courageous blogger you.

Anonymous said...

You know what Barton. You and Montoya have got my respect. Why is Jerry McHale such a coward ass kisser to Oliveira? Why does Wightman Cervantes go back and forth, like a hypocrite? It does not help Brownsville what McHale does. Wightman helps with making everyone understand about Mike Hernandez grand standing but then he bashes Rene and then thinks he is Nostradamus predicting a victory. You know what? Four words. THE FUCK WITH CERVANTES. Oh. Three more words: McHale is CACA

Anonymous said...

It is what it is. RICKY ZAYAS

Anonymous said...

Oliveira has got to be the most uggliest representative in the History of Texas.

Anonymous said...

When is the date of his latest engagement after many? He cannot lie anymore.

Anonymous said...

If Rene Oliveira is using lobbyist money for viagra then the Texas Rangers should cuff his flat ass

Anonymous said...

Dear Juan Montoya, Rene is unethical PIG

Anonymous said...

Rene Oliveira is nothing but a con artist fooling all. He says he wants to be professor at college but you know what? He wants to prey on the females. Hey, it is what it is. It is his behavior. He needs therapy

Anonymous said...

I know RENE oliveira. He is a mess and a predator of divocing women of The most vulnerable. He is a pig that does not deserve to represent State Seal

Anonymous said...

Jim Barton is absolutely right!

Anonymous said...

esta muy FEO este guey. Montoya en que quedo el pedito de las anbulancias a quien van a meter al bote

Anonymous said...

Jim should be talking he's as stiff as an overboiled noodle.

Anonymous said...

You're hanging on the wrong guy, juan. Jim Barton?

Anonymous said...

Rene Oliveira has not married after his divorce because he loves only himself and every action he takes is to gratify his self-serving nature. Rene is a selfish DICK and his tenure in the Texas Legislature should end with this term. Just say NO to Rene. We need someone who will serve this community, not special interests outside his district. Rene's vote is for sale....time for him to GO!!!

Anonymous said...

Herpes

Anonymous said...

My vote will go for Alex Dominguez

Anonymous said...

I will vote for Alex Dominguez, sincerely Ernest Hernandez

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