Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump recently selected Ohio Sen. J.D. Vance as his running mate. La Cebolla takes a look at the author and venture capitalist’s background and political stances.
Hometown: Decay, Ohio
Alma Mater: Ohio State University, Yale School of Political Pandering
Ethnicity: Mountain white
Conservative Credentials: Somehow both rich and poor?
Current Larval Stage: Pupa
Books: Hillbilly Elegy, The Wizards Of Elzagard I-III, The Children Of Elzagard IV-V, Elzagard Chornicles: The Crystal Of Sa’Sakar I-IX, Encyclopedia Elzagarium: The Complete Companion To The Elzagard Realm
Face Shape: Cherubic
Go-To Eyeliner Brand: Covergirl Intensify Me! Liquid Liner in Intense Black
When Scanned At Vet, Microchip Identifies Owner As: Don Pedro
Vice Vice President Pick: Matt Gaetz
Greatest Liability: Attraction to electric bug zappers
Number Of Times Trump Has Issued Order To Have Him Killed: 12
Pet Names For Grandparents: Mamaw and Pissbucket
Pet Names For Grandparents: Mamaw and Pissbucket
23 comments:
JD Vance. I bet eldelasprietas loves him.
"Let me get my shoes," Trump repeatedly told the Secret Service.
Who is JD VANCE...an ILLEGAL ALIENS worst fucking nightmare..,,Bawhahahaha...run wetbacks run back to where you came from!
That is one smart pupa but is he a push over? Is he ready to go to the gallows if he isn't? Is he ready to commit political suicide at 39?
TBH I find him capable.
Vance, like McConnell, Graham and Cruz is a spineless coward. He saw Trump was incompetent and unhinged, but bowed down to the gold turd to advance his political career.
reminds me of a white tortilla de harina and his credentials don't lie. pero como quiera es un mentiroso, todas las tortillas blancas son mentirosas.
July 16, 2024 at 1:02 PM
esa jotita de las patas negras le gustan los hombres jotita...FACT!!!
Juan is the city DECAY Ohio correct? DECAY?????
Juan this senator is 39 years old, wow well at least he is not 70 like trump or 81 like joe biden. I hope voters see that plus i see is he is a former US marine, Semper Fi.
JD VANCE is a Trump mini me. He is a total nut job. He trashed Donald Trump for years ( look it up) but then made a 180 and then decided to “kiss the ring” instead. I guess he felt it was better to sell his soul to the devil than stick to his past views. I guess Trump now has his whipping boy and will definitely do what Mike Pence didn’t. MAGA WORLD now has their Batman and Robin of crazy!! To each his own , but be careful what you wish for!! Ni modo , que desmadre .
July 17, 2024 at 8:44 AM
otro pinche maestro falso y estupido THIS IS A BLOG AND ITS NOT FORMAL
E S T I P I D O!!!
pinche pendejo
Donald Trump is 78 years old. He is not 70. Like Biden the Lord can call him in any minute. 78 is not too far from 81.
What does J.D. stand for? He did not even introduce himself with his proper name or is hiding from something/ Some say it is Junior Donald. What say you?
I learned that he served in the Marines for 6 months in the PR department.
Will we ever find out the truth about the failed assassination attempt on Donald Trump? With the Judicial system and the media being held hostage by Democrats I doubt it. So with that said, how is our current government different than that of Putin’s Russia who is so hated by Democrats? No difference. We’re identical.
Bottom line....Your a fucking asshole for describing Vance that way
FOR YOUR ASS: Blogger Law + Order
ESE GRINGO Y GRINGOS SON PUROS MAMONES Y RATAS Y TU PINCHE COCO MAMON YOU ARE NOT WHITE YOU ARE MESCAN Y NALGAS PRIETAS UN PINCHE COCO JUST LIKE SUCIO LUCIO. RACIST REPUBLICANS HATE MESCAN LIKE YOURSELF PENDEJO. LEARN IT!!!
Y'AL AIN'T NEVA GONNA B WHITE NEVA COCOS... NUNCA PINCHE NALGAS PRIETAS Y APESTOSAS hahahahahaha! nalgas prietas hahahahaha!!!
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JACK DANIELS
FOR MEDICAL USE
OVER THE COUNTER
JD VANCE was raise poor by his grandma. Single mother was alcoholic. Served 4 years as a Marine. Went to Ohio St then Yale. Hung out with Vivek Ramaswamy. Met his wife an Indian American Usha Chilukuri Vance an American lawyer.Have 3 childeen under 10 y/o. One of the boy's name is Vivek.
Has been a Senator for 1.5 years for Ohio.
He did not like Trump at first but like many of us have learned to really appreciate Trump. JD VANCE IS America First. Border safety.American family values. Which are also very Mexican American values. God Family and Country.
En otras palabras no anda con la Chinchiná. Es responsable. Ama su familia. Y nuestro pais!
All of you ass-licking Trumpites will regret shit when you have NO country!
I don’t know how so many people could be so collectively stupid!
QUE VAYA A CHINGAR TODA SU PERRA PUTA MADRE JD VANCE.
July 18, 2024 at 6:42 PM
unable to keep a job, ass kisser and very good at it, excellent pretender, pidiche y mamon that sounds white to me.
At 9:05 P.M. Ass licking democrats and gays in our city government have destroyed Brownsville to the ground. So look in the mirror fool, you forgot your eyes were close since you were born in Brownsville or maybe you are one of those peop people that are sucking taxpayers monies in your pockets. Bike and hike trails first and residents last is your favorite phase.
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