Tuesday, April 16, 2013

HOT CHEEZMEH! AT RUCHI'S...LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE

By Juan Montoya
At one time, in the 1960s and early 70s, Televisa had a Noche Sabatina de Box where border fight fans could watch the great Mexican fighters duke it out with greats from everywhere elese.
Salvador Sanchez, Mantequilla Napoles, Carlos Zarate, Ruben Olivarez, "El Finito" Ricardo Lopez, etc., would all climb into the ring and duke it out in the finest Mexican boxing tradition.
This Saturday, the fans at ringside at Club Ruchi on US 77-83 Frontage Road got an unexpected show, a fight between two Amazons with a grudge.
"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the main event of the night, in the category of the of the Women Boxing Association here in Club Ruchi, Brownsville, Texas, and presiding this match we have you as judges and  referee.  Now in the red corner weighting 165 (?) pounds, with an unknown professional record the Cheezmeh  Champion, from Browntown, Texas, via Los Fresnos, please welcome Linda Castro Draguuuuuuuustinovis...Dragustinovis. Her opponent in the blue corner weighting at (she says) 143 pounds, also with an unknown professional record from Brownsville, Texas, please welcome 'Sugaaaaaaar' Sylviaaaaaaa....Sylvia."
In the prefight chatter, ringside observers said the Head Cheezmosah who was seating with her entourage of burly companions at their corner, was eyeing Sylvia's male companion at their table (her husband, we're told) and when the woman rose to use the ladies' room, quickly moved over to gently spar verbally with the gent. After a few minutes of tet-a-tet repartee, she deftly moved back to her corner and sat waiting the return of the contender.
The woman soon returned and suspected something was amiss because of the snickering from her opponent's corner. After a few minutes, she rose again and feigned a movement to the powder room, but suddenly emerged to see Linda making her move to her table (and her corner man, again). Mincing no words, the two got down to business and ringside judges said Linda, the Browntown Babe, got the worse of the encounter, being grabbed by the hair and pummeled as the two struggled.
It was a hands down victory for the challenger and as the two were separated, Linda was heard to berate her hefty companions for not stepping in and stopping the frenzied Mexican dervish from flailing her about the canvas.
It was bedlam and mayhem in the ring and eventually both entourages left the arena, one much the worse for wear.
We understand that there was a post in the Cheezmeh FB page about a "catfight" involving one of the Cheezmeh friends, but that it was removed unexpectedly when people begin to ask about the item. Can you blame them? With one of their feel-good fundraiser benefit moneymakers coming, it is probably not good business to dwell on such unpleasantness. Live to fight another day, hey?   

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

That transvestite had it coming a long time ago. Que bueno Sylvia for putting that mamona in her place. No se le quita lo pendeja y lo puta. Vieja cochina!

Anonymous said...

catfight post is still on the page juan, just sayin

Anonymous said...

ESO LE PASA A LA PENDEJA. VIEJA FODONGA CORRIENTE. Y DEBES MAS PINCHE PUTA

Anonymous said...

Pues no que muy chingona,donde esta el cheesme nation. Como siempre aca madrean a linda la hermana del cheesmoso mayor,y el cobarde de su hermano erasmo dragustichupas en austin,escondido,panochon.

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha.. Pay back must of been a bitch for her

Anonymous said...

About damn f*ckin time someone smack the shit back into her mouth... she deserve it and more :D

Anonymous said...

She is a slut. She has more miles than an AMTRAK Train. All she says is NEEEXXXT. She is so desperate for men that she will hit on any man that has a heart beat... it doesn't even have to be a strong heart beat jus a beep. I'm glad she got her ass kicked. That should teach her not to mess with married men or other womens man. Nobody wants that trash.

Anonymous said...

I was at ruchis and saw el pinche escandalo. La pinche linda estaba llorando y gritando que le quitaran a la Ruca de encima porque ya no podia con ella. Le dieron unas cachetadas guajoloteras y la dejaron bien putiada por roba novios y calenturienta.

Anonymous said...

Please leave my baby alone, she is helping me fight my homosexualism.
Patrick Alcatraz

Anonymous said...

Although the information is all wrong, The end result was correct. This had nothing to do with men, just they had a grudge and linda grabbed Silvia from her hair. She quickly turned things around and Linda had the worst part. Linda defintely had that one coming.

Anonymous said...

Bullshit,I was there and it was do to linda going after another womans man. Karma is a bitch and she got what she deserves. Poor linda she was squealing like a pig and gasping for dear life. Hey linda,why were you blaming your friends for not defending you against the woman who was only defending her honor. I heard one of the friends tell linda,its your fault for messing with sylvias husband.

Anonymous said...

Seriously people you want a nympho to help you fight homosexuality!?! ALL her friends are gay or PASSION PARTY SEX FREAKS!

Anonymous said...

Cual sylvia le dio en la madre a linda?

Which sylvia le dio en la mother a linda?

Anonymous said...

Linda tiene chile...EJELE!

Anonymous said...

Sylvia Zorrillano? Was she "seating" with her friends or "shitting" with her friends?

Anonymous said...

And you're not? Who are you to judge? And how do you know? What does it matter what anyone is, get a life!

Anonymous said...

Despues de 6 uercos y mas de 500 pelados todavia cree que tienie importancia. Las putas de la catorce ni tienien tanto cayo come esa vieja tranvesti.

Anonymous said...

Y la Sylvia Zorillano?

Anonymous said...

Everyone talks BS, only here is where they can hide. These are bunch of bullies. Sylvia and her little bitches. Just some time back one of them was crying her eyes out, because her dear cousin who "apparently" was dying of menegitis and really needed money to help her pay her rent, her poor kids going hungry. She pleaded for everyone's help, while Cheezmeh donated enough money to support her so-called cousin. I guess that is not said how everyone lend her a hefty hand. Or was she going crying wolf. Since her husband is on disability and she is the only one that works, probably she pocketed the money. This is her way of thanking everyone. But here she posted so negative. Now there is this stupid fool, that quit Denny's because he was messing with a male co-worker, and he is jealous because someone is taking his man away from him. Bah, Bah, Bah.

Anonymous said...

La envidia corrompe del corazon.. No confundan el ser alegres y amables con ser una persona como la mensionan. Linda sigue con la frente en alto.
Sabemos que no todas pueden tener la carisma que ella tiene y las palabras mensionadas al modo de expresarse hacia ella son sinonimos de celos y envidias... Pero los dias mostraran la realidad.

Anonymous said...

Si quisites dejar mas mal a linda con este comentario dejastes mal a sylvia ya que lo que estas mensionando tocante a su esposo es algo que sylvia sabe que no es real. Asi que enlugar de ayudar arruinastes a esa pobre mujer haciendo publico esto y dejando a esa familia en verguenza

Unknown said...

Jajajaja XD love it

Anonymous said...

Linda must be screwing you too

Anonymous said...

Jajajajaja lmao, its just funny how some people like to come on here and move there mouth alot about, you must have some guts to get someones family involved, this isnt about family this is about several individuals that just got tired of being treated like they were lindas servants, now I like the part of one of her ex friends being called gay, is she spreading rumors that hes gay why she couldnt handle rejection so easily im sorry from what was told to me she screws guys for things, screws guys in her office wow yeah I could understand this guy why he would tell her NO!!! BUT GO AHEAD MRS. CASTRO KEEP SPREADING THESE RUMORS ABOUT YOUR EX FRIENDS WHICH IS CONSIDERED SLANDER, AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU DONT HAVE AN IMAGE ALONG WITH YOUR BROTHER LEFT IN BROWNSVILLE!!

lupe aldrighetti said...

I think Linda is great woman. Weve known her many years. many are judging her based on what she wears. But she does so much for the community, and is a good mom!When you ask her for help, she does not hesitate.Its sad none of her frineds helped her out. Even if she was wrong or right!! If thsi Sylvia is this insecure, its not Lindas fault!! We love you linda!! Hope this gets posted and you are not just posting what is covenient!

Anonymous said...

Go back to BEST BUY Lupe Aldrighetti! YOu are a cheezmeh follower and low life! Ponte a trabajar cabron!

lupe aldrighetti said...

Big balls posting anonymous pendejo!! Grow some
I follow no one

MGonzalez said...

Woot! Woot! I AM a Passion Party CONSULTANT! LOL As for sex freak, my husband says you can ASK him. He's usually at Last Call on Thursday nights. Thank you for the free business plug. Us small local business owners can use all the help. :-D People, please go like my page on Facebook SnM(secretsnmonique) for promos, discounts and freebies. Thank you again! Hey Juan, how do I buy ad space on this site?

Anonymous said...

This is too much drama, kind of reminds me of Channel 4 FB posts. I think I am in the mood for a Passion Party .

Anonymous said...

This woman does nothing for the community. She only does things for herself. The money she gets from fundraisers goes into her pocket or her brother's pocket. The Christmas event at Washington Park is NOT a Cheezmeh event.

Anonymous said...

judge the and the shall not be judged

Anonymous said...

Comment 12:12PM is erasmo castro el cheesmoso mayor,since he is a theologist major in austin tx.,y el muy baboso trae la biblia en la arca. Hipocritas. sigue ofendiendo al eterno con tus fraudulentos eventos a beneficio de los pobres y minusvalidos y te vas a ir derechito al infierno.

Anonymous said...

No, Erasmo would have at least written it coherently.

-Judge not, that ye be not judged - or any other version, but what was written makes no sense.

Hell resides here on Earth and lives in evil vindictive greedy minds like yours

Anonymous said...

Is this the same Bitch that, had a party last year at the same bar, she tried doing the same shit to one of her friends. I remember this chick, she tried kissing some guys girlfriend and I remember seeing that girl tell her off, man that chick should of kicked her ass and put her straight,, no self respect girl would try to do that to any girls husband, boyfriend, that is to show us girls that she isn't trustworthy around and man... Well I'm glad that Sylvia beat her sorry insecure ass... Can't wait to go to this club again and see someone beat her ass, and I'm gonna record that shit post it on line...lol what a bitch..

Anonymous said...

Lo transa y puta como ella ... hahaha no gracias... sigue rascandole la panocha Esa vieja merece carcel por robarle a tanta gente que va con ella a reglar papeles

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