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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced a new policy to test testosterone levels of service members aged 30 and above as part of their annual health assessment, with medical teams recommending hormone therapy for those found to be deficient. What do you think?
Friday, July 17, 2026
FRIDAY FUNNIES: HAVE YOU CHECKED YOUR TESTOSTERONE LATELY?
TODD BLANCHE USAG CONFIRMATION TESTIMONY REDACTED
Having “Pled the Fifth,” Ghislaine Maxwell should now be returned to the real prison, and if she is not so returned we are entitled to presume that she does have knowledge detrimental to Herr Drumpf—and Todd Blanche well knows all about it—although who would now believe anything Maxwell—or Blanche—said in any such “exoneration” of Herr Drumpf?
SARONIC CHOOSES BROWNSVILLE OVER GEORGIA FOR SHIPYARD
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“Today marks history with the announcement of the most advanced shipyard in the entire world,” said Abbott. “When this shipyard gets fully built out, there will be about 10,000 employees. Saronic is going to be providing about $750 million in annual paychecks to Texans. That’s game-changing for the population of Texas.”
The Port Alpha shipyard and advanced manufacturing facility represents a capital investment of $3,248,000,000 and will create 10,000 new jobs. A Texas Enterprise Fund (TEF) grant of $80 million and a $78,000 Veteran Created Job Bonus have been extended to Saronic. The shipyard is also a qualified project under the Texas Jobs, Energy, Technology and Innovation (IETI) program.
Founded in Austin in 2022, Saronic Technologies combines advanced autonomy software with fast, scalable domestic manufacturing to deliver autonomous maritime systems that extend the reach, capability, and efficiency of defense and commercial fleets.
“America's maritime future depends on our ability to build again,” said Saronic Co-Founder and CEO Dino Mavrookas. “Port Alpha is our commitment to that mission. Built from the ground up to deliver ships at a speed and scale not seen since World War II, this investment is about more than constructing a shipyard. It is about rebuilding the industrial capacity, workforce, and manufacturing advantage required to ensure American maritime leadership for decades to come. The state of Texas and city of Brownsville give us the foundation to turn that vision into reality."
Saronic chose Texas for this expansion based on workforce availability, infrastructure readiness, land scale, logistics, and expansion potential. Saronic will work with the State of Texas, Cameron County, regional technical colleges, and state university systems to develop workforce training and apprenticeship programs designed to sustain long-term industrial growth and position South Texas as a center of excellence for advanced maritime manufacturing.
“This investment is a defining moment for the Port of Brownsville, Cameron County, the entire Rio Grande Valley, and all of Senate District 27,” said Senator Adam Hinojosa. “Texas has long led the nation in energy, manufacturing, and innovation, and our Gulf Coast will now play a key role in strengthening our industrial base and national security.
“We're pleased to welcome Saronic to Cameron County," said Cameron County Judge Eddie Treviño, Jr. “Saronic's investment marks a significant milestone for our county as it expands the shipbuilding industry to South Texas and aims to create 10,000 new jobs. This project will strengthen our local economy by creating new opportunities for working families, supporting small businesses, and driving long-term growth throughout Cameron County and the region."
“Having Saronic in our community is a historic moment for our region and a game changer for our students,” said Point Isabel Independent School District Superintendent Teri Capistran. “Families in the Rio Grande Valley are among the most economically disadvantaged in the state of Texas, but education remains the greatest equalizer that breaks cycles of poverty in families and generations. By partnering with Saronic, our students will now have the unprecedented opportunity to earn advanced degrees, gain cutting edge skills, and secure high-paying careers right here at home.”
In addition to the thousands of direct jobs created, the shipyard is expected to generate more than $160 billion in regional economic impact for Cameron County and $264.5 billion for the State of Texas. Port Alpha will encompass 835 acres, with construction slated to begin in 2026 allowing the project to expand in step with production demand. Port Alpha expected to open for operations in 2028.
At full build-out, the development is expected to expand to nearly 4,400 acres, and will include a shipyard and manufacturing facility capable of producing vessels up to 850 ft. Future site expansion could support the production of vessels over 1,200 ft. The site provides hundreds of acres of waterfront access, deepwater channel connectivity, multimodal logistics infrastructure, and room for long-term expansion - everything required to anchor a next-generation shipbuilding hub.
Thursday, July 16, 2026
Wednesday, July 15, 2026
FUNNY HOW COMMISSIONER GUS DE LEON NEVER MENTIONED THE SETTLEMENT OFFER
After we broke the story Monday on District 3 commissioner's' proposed settlement for "damages" done on his family's trust property which was put before the city commission during the July 7 meeting (see agenda item above graphic) where they considered his $1 million litigation threat, mainstream media has covered this news item.
And lo and behold!, there is nothing in the coverage by KVEO, CBS 4, or KRGV Channel 5 News that mentions the documented fact that De Leon personally has negotiated with the City Manager Alan Gard and City Attorney Will Treviño (who as commissioner he has the power to hire and fire) to reach what many criticize as an inflated "settlement" which can reach as high as $700,000 to $900,000.
In the news coverage, De Leon said that no one had authorized the city "in writing" to build the road and that they had used it to dump asphalt millings on it.
Was thera an informal "micha micha" verbal agreement working here? We'll use your property and we'll kick in some material to fix the road. It's done all the time.
Disingenuously, he insinuated that the millings spread on the road would increase the value of the property resulting in higher property taxes valuations for improvements from the Cameron County Appraisal District.
An onsite survey indicated that no "new" road was built, and that the city crews used the millings to fill in ruts on the existing road leading to the Border Wall under construction and to level the pothole-filled entrance to the property.
His late father, former city commissioner Ernesto de Leon Sr., had authorized Border Patrol agents use the road to patrol the nearby river banks as a civic gesture toward law enforcement. Ironically, Gus de Leon is a retired U.S. Customs officer but shows little regard for assisting the Border Patrol agents perform their duties.
Obviously, he's after something else: city bucks.
City crews had reportedly been using the property as a staging area to work on downtown alleys from which they gathered the asphalt millings.
De Leon told the news media that the road will remain in place until the dispute is resolved. He wants the property restored to its original condition.
"And it will be done, and everything that was thrown on our property will be removed, but it comes at a cost we shouldn't have incurred in the first place," De Leon said.
How much cost have you "incurred" and how much money do you want from the city taxpayers you represent Gus? We'll find out in the July 21 meeting where your "settlement" offer will again be considered.
PAT OLIPHANT, CARTOONIST WHO EVISCERATED PRESIDENTS, PEDOPHILE PRIESTS, DEAD
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With an impious eye for wickedness in high places and a deft left hand for pen-and-ink drawings, the
WAITER, WE'LL HAVE MEXICANS TO GO! EASY ON THE SALSA!
Then there was EMPANADA — Everybody Makes Promises And Nobody Actually Delivers Anything — used to describe countries making outrageous and unachievable trade promises in the hope of avoiding the worst of Trump's tariffs.
More recently, NACHO — Not A Chance Hormuz Opens — was popular. The vital Strait of Hormuz did sort of reopen after Washington and Tehran signed an interim peace deal on June 17. But even that partial relief is now in question after Trump said on Wednesday that the MOU was "over," reviving the risk that the waterway could again become a pressure point.
Tuesday, July 14, 2026
THE PLOT THICKENS ON GUS DE LEON'S $1 MILLION DEMAND TO THE CITY
By Juan Montoya
Monday, July 13, 2026
IS STAGE SET FOR THE CITY TO PAY DE LEON, ET AL, $3/4 MILLION IN CASH FOR "DAMAGES"?
Special to El Rrun-Rrun
You won't find a lawsuit listed on any public portal, online, or in the public record.
But if the scuttlebutt is true, the city commission has been told by legal counsel that the city administration and city attorney are considering settling with a trust of the De Leon family – of which City of Brownsville commissioner Gus De Leon is a beneficiary – and award them anywhere between $750,000 to $900,000 for alleged damages to a property used by the city as a staging area for construction.
No city administrators or commission members would confirm, or deny, that in the last city commission meeting July 7 the city's legal counsel informed them that the trust – under the name of Nora De Leon Ramirez, Executrix, – had sent the city a pre-litigation demand letter in which they charged that the city had caused damage to the property located immediately west of the Brownsville & Matamoros International Bridge, also known as B&M International and Express Bridge (or the Old Bridge).
It has been left up to commission members to decide whether to fight the claim in court or to dish out the cash to the estate at their next meeting July 21.
The letter – not available to the public – reportedly wants for the the city pay close to $1 million to mitigate the alleged damage to the property.
At the last meeting July 7, the item for the proposed settlement was in the executive session agenda without any backup to indicate its location or its relationship to De Leon. It was merely listed as:
Interestingly, it has been offered for sale in local real estate listings at $895,000 since December 2018 with no takers. Could it be possible that the property's legal representatives are aiming for the asking price on real estate listings before they settle? And could the city decide to offer them the appraised value ($250,000) and keep the land instead?
HE'S OVER HIS HEAD (OVER HIS HEAD), AND IT DON'T LOOK NICE..
From declaring victory... to calling for more attacks. From announcing peace... to saying the ceasefire is over. From claiming "we don't need to open" the Strait of Hormuz... to demanding it be opened days later.
Sunday, July 12, 2026
OUT OF 48, THE TOP 4 TEAMS ARE SET FOR THE WORLD CUP FINALS
HISTORY BOOKS BANNED AND CHARGED WITH HORRIFYING MAGAS
If a history book feels threatening, maybe the problem isn’t the book.
The Transience of Empires: Studies of past empires demonstrate that all dominant societies and ruling classes eventually face decline or replacement, a fact that challenges anxieties over current and projected demographic shifts in the U.S.
ONCE A TRUMP CRITIC TURNED MAGA BOOTLICKER, LINDSEY GRAHAM, U.S. SENATOR FROM SOUTH CAROLINA, DIES
Graham died of a “brief and sudden” illness on Saturday evening, his office said. He served in the Senate for more than two decades.
Graham, who was a stalwart Trump ally was elected to the Senate four times.
The office did not immediately respond to an inquiry on the cause of death.
Mr. Graham was first elected to the U.S. House of Representatives in 1994, before being elected to the Senate in 2002. He was re-elected to the Senate in 2008, 2014 and 2020.
Last month, Graham won the South Carolina Republican primary in a bid to serve a fifth term in the Senate, fending off five challengers.
Saturday, July 11, 2026
IF WE HAD ONLY PAID MORE ATTENTION TO MAD MAGAZINE IN 1991
ICE SHOOTING AND TRONALD BOMBING, EN FIN THEY WANT US GONE...
Friday, July 10, 2026
WINNER OF SPAIN VS. BELGIUM WILL FACE FRANCE JULY 14
WHY ARE WE STILL AT WAR WHEN WE HAVE ALREADY "WON" MANY TIMES?
TEXAS SUCKS UNDER ABBOTT, AND WE LIKE IT THAT WAY, STRANGER
MASSIVE PUBLIC OUTCRY DRIVES FEDERAL NAMES PANEL TO REJECT BOCA CHICA NAME CHANGE TO TESLA CYBER BEACH
By an 11–0 vote, the The U.S. Board of Geographic Names Domestic Names Committee rejected a petition from SpaceX and Tesla superfan Josh Hazel from Mississippi to rename the popular beach in honor of a small group of self-described "enthusiasts" he belongs to, who regularly travel to South Texas in their Cybertrucks to watch Starship launches from the shoreline.
However, officials from across the federal government who attended Thursday's meeting noted that the committee had received more than 20,000 emails opposing the "Cyber Beach" rename over the last day.
The U.S. Board on Geographic Names Domestic Names Committee voted against the proposal during its monthly meeting. The decision means Boca Chica Beach will remain the official name used on federal maps and records.
Boca Chica Beach sits at the southern tip of Texas near the mouth of the Rio Grande. The beach has carried its current official name since 1936 and has long been a destination for fishing and camping along the Texas Gulf Coast.
In recent years, however, it’s become the center of SpaceX's growing footprint throughout the region. The public beach sits next to the company's Starbase launch and production complex, where SpaceX builds and tests its Starship rockets.
The name-change proposal was submitted in late 2024 by Hazel, who said the new name would recognize the beach's role in spaceflight development at SpaceX’s nearby Starbase launch site. The area has become the focus of ongoing debates over public beach access, environmental protections and Elon Musk's expanded influence in the region, particularly after voters approved incorporating the company town of Starbase in May 2025.
Thursday, July 9, 2026
RESPONSE OVERWHELMINGLY NEGATIVE TO RENAME BOCA CHICA BEACH TO CYBER BEACH AFTER TESLA TRUCK BRAND TODAY
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Various Sources
A Mississipi man's proposal to rename Boca Chica Beach as "a nod to the Tesla Cybertruck" will be considered today on whether to change South Texas’ Boca Chica Beach to Cyber Beach is being vehemently opposed by residents and local, state and federal officials, including city administrators of Elon Musk's City of Starbase.
Along with Starbase, Cameron County, Texas Geographic Names Committee and U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service all oppose the proposal. The Texas Geographic Names Committee with the U.S. Board on Geographic Names will meet at 2 p.m. today in Austin to consider the proposal.
The affected area encompasses parts of the city of Starbase and private land as well as parts of the Lower Rio Grande Valley National Wildlife Refuge and Boca Chica State Park, according to the Board on Geographic Names.
According to news reports, the proposal to rename the beach was submitted to the committee by Josh Hazel of Hattiesburg, Miss. November 2024, and it made the body’s quarterly review list in January. Hazel is said to be of SpaceX and Musk fans who meet up at the beach with their Austin-made Tesla pickups in the days leading up to Starship launches. They camp at the beach and have hosted light shows with the stainless-steel trucks.
Those same reports indicate that Hazel wrote that the Cybertruck is made of the same material as SpaceX’s Starship and also has “often been likened to a ‘vehicle from Mars.'"
The announcement that a name change was to be considered today caught several lawmakers by surprise and they fired off letters opposing the name change.
Texas D-27 Senator Adam Hinojosa wrote that "The proposed name, Cyber Beach, does not reflect the history, culture, or identity of Cameron County. Boca Chica Beach has identified this stretch of the Texas coast for nearly a century. It is part of our local heritage and remains meaningful to the people who call this region home.
"As the elected State Senator for this area, I respectfully urge the Committee to reject the proposal to rename Boca Chica Beach as Cyber Beach. Historic place names should not be set aside when they continue to hold deep significance for the communities they represent. Preserving the name Boca Chica Beach respects the history of Cameron County while ensuring that future generations inherit the same connection to this place that generations before them have known."
Likewise, Texas Representative Erin Gamez (D-38), Brownsville, wrote the committee that "Boca Chica Beach has been known by that name for generations. According to U.S. government records, the name dates back at least to 1936, and to my knowledge the beach has never been officially known by any other name. While many residents affectionately refer to it as 'the People's Beach,' that nickname complements rather than replaces its historic name.
"Boca Chica Beach is part of the cultural and historical identity of our community, and that identity deserves to be preserved."
Bekah Hinojosa of the South Texas Environmental Justice Network, also fired of a response to the proposal. “Renaming Boca Chica Beach is an insult to the families with deep cultural ties to the region, who have been swimming, fishing, and recreating there for generations. It’s an insult to my mother and my grandfather, who grew up visiting and swimming on Boca Chica...Boca Chica Beach is meant for the people, not for Elon Musk and his fanatics to colonize, pollute with rockets, and push out long-time local families. We reject Cyber Beach."
They urge that residents contact the committee by emailing their dissent to the change at:
Environmental activists have also launched a petition to stop the name change. So far – at 4:51 a.m., they report that 4,445 letters have been sent to the committee, just short of their 6,400 goal. To join the petition, click on link below. El Rrun-Rrun sent ours a few minutes ago. Update: By 9 a.m., they had exceeded the 6,400 and were shooting for 12,800. By 1:15 p.m. the count stood at 14,760.
Wednesday, July 8, 2026
"WITH THESE LEAK-PROOF LIDS, YOUR EMOLUMENTS WILL STAY FRESH..."
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