Saturday, September 24, 2016

AT CAPT. BOB'S JOINT, A GAME OF MERCURIAL MUSICAL SIGNS

(Ed.'s Note: On any given day, the political campaign signs posted on the Capt. Bob's Restaurant on E. Price Road are liable to change if you blink your eyes. We have learned that this is due to a number of reasons. One is that Robert Sanchez (Capt. Bob) is a mercurial guy.

One day he likes you and another not. Another is that he is a man of passion. We really don't know. There used to be a sign for Rigo Bocanegra with his baby blues and matching shirt posted where the large sign for Dr. Sylvia Atkinson is now on the grand marquee. That was removed by Bocanegra supporters after a dispute with Bob over the displaying of the Atkinson sign (both are running for the same place on the BISD board). Bob countered that Atkinson and her bods were regular customers and he decided against removing it.

And there also used to be a sign for Catlina Presas-Garcia, an incumbent on the board and a long-time ally of Sanchez in his many races for public office. That went sour after Sanchez learned that State Rep. Rene Oliveira had donated $1,000 to Caty as a campaign contribution. The Capt., who is in the middle of a contentious divorce with his ex, claims that she has become romantically involved with Oliveira and objected that he cannot support someone who is receiving financial assistance from his ex-wive's paramour.

So the Caty sign came down and one of her opponents' signs (Laura Perez-Reyes) has gone up instead. Whose sign will go up and whose will come down in the few weeks left before the November 8 election date? Stay tuned.)

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

I thought Rigo Bocanegra's sign came down because Captain Bob realized it was not a woman with blue eyes after all!!!

Anonymous said...

Bob is a flake

Anonymous said...

Juan, be fucked.

Anonymous said...

Oh please Bocanegra is a very handsome man. I think Atkinson is upset he's more manly if you catch my drift hehehe

Anonymous said...

¿ A Captain Bobo le gusta las changas? No pos cada quien sus gustos pero de Guatamal a Guatapeor como no.Lo que pasa es que es mamon el guey. Ni que fuera circo para poner a
La Changa Reyes y tmb quitar a Rigo. No seas mamon Capitan Bobo. Vamos con Cata y Rigo!

Anonymous said...

"Bob Sanchez should be mayor." I am not Bob Sanchez, and I did not approve this comment.

Anonymous said...

Bob stop being a pussy. Rene did you a favor now put on your big boy briefs gather what dignity you have left and put Bocanegra sign back up along with the other good ones. You're only making yourself look bad by putting chumps up front.

Anonymous said...

Nope, they realized it was a TACUACHE with blue eyes.....

Anonymous said...

Who pays attention to political signs - bunch of lies. Instead, depend on your own research to determine who the right selection will be for you, since it is all about the children. So many candidates were plugged in to help disperse the vote and get "their candidate" in, but
remember, not many people vote. In this case, majority rules.

chris said...

I will still vote for caty !!

Anonymous said...

I agree... I won't go eat there until he puts Blue Eyes up there smh

Anonymous said...

Last time I went to Capt Bob's I had diarrhea for days.. Could have been those signs up front that gave me the squirts

Anonymous said...

Rigo claims he has prettier eyes than Elizabeth "Liz" Taylor. Bigger boobs too. He has now launched a perfume mixed with Mexican !!!pirated diamonds to match his baby blue eyes. The perfume name is YOU OWE ME BITC!!!

He hired Marcos Longoria as his agent and obtained the legal services of DA Luis Saenz. His body guard is Mario Saenz with his very own Personal Relations Kimberly Dale aka. La Doll.

True ESTORY

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Judge Elia Cornhole Lopez has influenced Capt. Boob. Elia seems to have a vendetta against Caty because she wouldn't break administration rules to allow Elia's daughter into an AP class when her application was late. Also, Elia may just be a better customer than Caty....sure looks like she can pack away the grub.

Anonymous said...

He got Mario Saenz and La Doll because they're the best at what they do. You jealous? Then you should have hired them first. Money talks jack ass.

Anonymous said...

It really is heartbreaking to read all the negative comments on Mr Bocanegra seeing as he is strongly involved in bettering our community and our children's future. He has helped many candidates and its heart wrenching that many have not gone to support him. But you know what Rigo, you need to stop trusting dirty ungrateful politicians and instead turn to us. We will be your rock. God bless Rigo Bocanegra and his staff for all their good deeds.

Anonymous said...

Well in all fairness Rigo has the most beautiful baby blues I've seen in my life. Elizabeth Taylor had beautiful eyes but his are icy blue that would melt any heart. To be honest his heart matches his eyes so my vote is for him. Nothing but wholesome goodness.

Anonymous said...

Bob please put up Mr Baby Blues Bocanegra. I haven't seen such beauties since Frank Sinatra. Thanks dear.

Anonymous said...

Bob porfis quita la sign de La India Reyes y pon a Catalina PresaS. Arriba con Presas

Anonymous said...

Rigo is a stud muffin! Anyone know if hes married single divorced or "Its complicated"? The things I could show that man Purrrrrr....... Meowwww........

Anonymous said...

Catalina Presas stood up to Zendejas and Judge Lopez and now Bob has issues and isn't backing Presas. Shame on you Bob for being a wuss and not taking Catalina Presas side. Laura Reyes trembles at every debate (well except the one where Judge Lopez was messaging the answers or what to say) funny Judge Lopez got up and left when they said no more cells can be used. Laura was back to her idiot self again.

Anonymous said...

How gay can you be?

Anonymous said...

Robert Sanchez For Mayor he has all the hot women.

Anonymous said...

Come out of the closet, the truth will set you free.

Anonymous said...

He's a DECENT man show respect calentona

Anonymous said...

Lmao which hot women? Enquiring minds wanna know!

Anonymous said...

^^^ What she/he said ^^^

rita