Wednesday, April 8, 2020

HAD TO BE FOX NEWS: CAN YOU DO IT IN AGE OF COVID-19?

By Brie Stimson
Fox News

As the majority of Americans are under some type of stay-at-home order to help slow the spread of the coronavirus, you may be wondering if it’s safe to have sex in the age of social distancing.

So is it?

The virus is mainly spread through touch or respiratory droplets, which means kissing can easily transmit the virus.

For this reason, health experts suggest only sleeping with a partner you already live with – and only if you’re both healthy, according to Health.com.

The New York City Health Department recently issued coronavirus sex guidelines echoing the recommendation of intimacy only with someone in your household along with masturbation.

“You are your safest sex partner,” the guidelines say.

It also stresses using protection and washing hands before and after sex.

Experts suggest virtual dating instead of the real thing during the outbreak. In many states, stay-at-home orders have closed restaurants, bars and movie theaters, leaving people few options for a date anyway.

Rodríguez-Día tells The Guardian, “If you’re concerned about practicing social distancing for too long, make sure that you and the people you know practice social distancing now. The sooner we do it, the sooner we’ll see a decline in new infections, and the sooner we will be able to change our practice of socializing.”

https://www.foxnews.com/health/is-it-safe-to-have-sex-during-the-coronavirus-pandemic

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

HEY, JUAN, I CAN ALREADY HEAR THE ALL-KNOWING BLIMP COMMENT ON THIS CHINGADERA!!!! THE PUTO KNOWS EVERYTHING CABRON!!! A RENAISSANCE BLIMP IF YOU PINCHE WOULD......WHEN IT COMES TO MATTERS OF FUCKING, JUAN....THE BLIMP HAS SAID THAT HE WAS ONE CRAZY PUTO...AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY, CABRONES..UUUYYY!! HE SAID HE WAS VERY SEXUALLY ACTIVE AS A YOUNG PUTO IN N.Y.!!! HE MUST HAVE SEEN MORE CHORIZO THAN THE FREEZERS AT H.E.B. OJETES!!! I CAN ALREADY HEAR THE ROUND MOUND OF ASS POUND GIVING SEX TIPS DURING THIS PINCHE VIRUS CRISIS, OJETES....TIPS THAT NOT EVEN THE PINCHE EXPERTS KNOW MAMONES!!! YA LO OIGO JUAN!!!..."LISTEN HERE PEOPLE, HERE IS THE DEAL...YOU CAN GO DOWN ON YOUR PARTNER...JUST USE SARAN-WRAP....THE ALCOHOLIC MONTOYA AND DRUG ADDICT MCHALE DO NOT CARE TO TELL YOU THIS....BUT THE BV INFORMS ITS READERS....THE SAFTEY OF THE COMMUNITY IS LOST ON THEM PEOPLE!! I MYSELF LIKE TO MASTURBATE WHILE EATING PERUVIAN BEANS AND RICE...WHILE DRINKING A BOTTLE OF WEEK OLD SWEET RED WINE....DO NOT GO TO DODICI PEOPLE...THEIR PIZZAS ARE EVIL AND TOXIC...JUST LIKE THEIR OWNER!!!! MASTURBATING IS THE SAFEST WAY PEOPLE....IF YOU DO NOT CONDEMN MONTOYA AND MCHALE FOR NOT DENOUNCING DODICI PIZZA AND PRACTICING FELLATIO WITHOUT SARA-WRAP ....THEN YOU ARE JUST AS GUILTY AND PIECES OF SHIT PEOPLE!!!! I AM OFF TO BED....LIQUID IS DRIPPING FROM MY EAR AND BUSTER WANTS NAP TIME WITH DADDY!!!.... TA BIEN SAFADO EL BLIMP JUAN!!!....ARRIBA TRUMP OJETES....ARRIBA DE PINCHE HILLARY METIENDOLE EL CHORIZO CON UNA MASCARA PUESTA ....METETE EL DEDO SERGIO....UUUUYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

LIC. MACLOVIO O'MALLEY

Anonymous said...

Once again, El Rrun Rrun proves itself the leader in disseminating (no pun intended) the much needed noticias in B-town. NOT the mayor, not the Health Department, not the Herald. I signed up for electronic "updates" from our local government two weeks ago - after acknowledging my enrollment, they have yet to send me even a single "update" on the community. Trey Mendez and his city cohorts are USELESS. Trey is more interested in his precious lattes and pizza (oh, don't forget to order the wine with your takeout- that's where the real money is) than he is in the health of the population. He's the only non-essential business owner who hasn't shut down, even though his establishments have no legal right to be operating. No drive-thru and takeout requires face to face pass-offs that are less than the social isolating distance. But in the true spirit of former Mexican presidents, he will come out ahead of the game, while trampling the sick and the dead at his feet. He might not speak Spanish but he sure learned a lot from them.

Anonymous said...

Someday, reports will be written about how the U.S. government failed in its response to the Covid-19 epidemic—failures that will surely have cost additional thousands of lives, additional millions of lost jobs, and additional billions (perhaps even trillions) in economic damages by the time this virus is behind us.

And yet while those reports will surely point out specific management failures and lost opportunities to arrest the spread of Covid-19, the most basic conclusion of those future reports could already be written: Donald Trump’s Apprentice-style staffing bake-offs and his oft-voiced predilection for acting officials kept the U.S. government distracted, off-kilter and understaffed.

Anonymous said...

No sean pendejos. Qué creen que le va a pasar a una persona con una enfermedad autoinmune o con cáncer si llega a entrar a un hospital lleno de infectados por COVID-19? Quien escribió este artículo de plano fue porque carece de neuronas o porque solo quiere atacar al gobierno local.

Tengo una prima con Lupus que necesita un riñón y ella misma decidió hacerse diálisis en su casa. En México todo mundo quiere encontrar un culpable, nadie le hecha la culpa a la verdadera amenaza que es el virus y la falta de responsabilidad de la gente.

Anonymous said...

Jajaja lol LMMFAO. Mac, you comment is funny as shit. The one of the blimp seeing more chorizo than the freezers at HEB.... priceless!

Anonymous said...

Valadez is boring and and the biggest ass-hole in town. His wife HATES him.

Anonymous said...

el mismo pendejo writing all these stupid comments

Anonymous said...

Tengan cuidado cuando cojan... usen máscara... pero de una de El Santo o de Mil Mascaras. Rudos contra técnicos....

Anonymous said...

Valadez la tiene bien grandota!!!!!!

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