By Vox Populi
While walking down the street one day a longtime state Senator was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrived in heaven and was met by St. Peter at the entrance."Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the Senator.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups.
What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules." and with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.
The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a beautiful green golf course. In the distance is the finest clubhouse money could buy, and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.Stunningly gorgeous women too numerous to count are everywhere; it’s a grand time had by all, and everybody is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, slap him on the back, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.
They played a friendly 18 holes of golf and then dined on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.
They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven.."
So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."
The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before; I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste, filth and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.
"I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a beautiful golf course and clubhouse, gorgeous women, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a barren wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"
The devil smiles at him and says,
"Yesterday we were campaigning ...
"Today, you voted...
24 comments:
This is hilarious. My father would always say "If the devil would show its true intentions, people would not listen to it."
Te pintan todo bien bonito.
Is this the pot calling the kettle black? Or is it Mexican lobster pulling down on his hispanic buddy so that he can not get out of the barrel?
Mr. Senator Lucio worked his but off since he was a little boy to have what he has now.
He is known to be a very respectful gentleman who tries to help everyone out, no matter what party you are affiliated with at the time. Why can't we hispanics take it when someone is able to get out of the hell-hole some insist staying in all their life. As a polician, he does what is requred of him for his constituents.
I think Montoya picked the wrong politician. Think đđđ
Why mock a politician who was voted into office by the people for decades? You voted for him! He was a democrat! Why are you guys so stupid? Please don't blame COVID. You guys have been ignorant since your days in kindergarten.
Eddie Lucio made it out of the hole by climbing on the backs of people he was suppose to help. Oh, and of course, kissing a lot of Republican ass. I will bet you that the E. coli is still in between his teeth. As much ass that he kissed while being a politician. That earned him the SUCIO LUCIO title.
YĆ soy lo que soy
Y siempre lo sere
Pero jamas LAMBISCON
Now do you think Eddie can look himself in the mirror and say that about himself??????
July 16, 2024 at 11:19 AM: A GENUINE LAMBISCON Y LAMBIACHE!
Wow I wonder how much he paid all of the above to post "NOTHING BUT LIES", about the biggest lambiscon en el RGV. A TRUE COCO WILL ALWAYS BE AND NOBODY WILL EVER BEAT HIME AT THAT GAME.
He wrote the book on how to REALLY benefit being a lambiscon y mamon to all the gringos EVERYWHERE!!!!
Back stabbing Blow Hog
The truth shall set you free
11:19 must be Lucio himself or a family member . Even if Lucio’ s intentions were good in the beginning of his career as a politician, it quickly went the other way. He went , as they : TO THE DARKSIDE. 4:13 and 8:05 hit the nail on the head and said it best using very colorful adjectives. What other politician in Brownsville tx can boast an “estimated “90 million dollar fortune ( as per reports) and living in mansion , in the poorest area of the US?? Kinda shady don’t you think ?? Unfortunately for him , he will never shake the (self inflicted ) moniker of : SUCIO LUCIO !!!
In regard to the supposed support compadres who benefitted off of Eddie Lucio's corruption scheme may Lord Jesus have mercy on you. Eddie Lucio was and still is out for himself and only for his deep money pocket greed. He won elections after elections by voter's fraud, paying politiqueras, and by no photo ID requirements. He along with Rene Oliviera, the city commissioners and Cameron County judge Carlos Casco, in 2013 sold the Boca Chica public Beach without letting the Cameron County citizens know about the scheme. He is also the one who brought the Engineering company of Dannenbaum to the Brownsville Navigation Bridge to nowhere in 2015. Now we know why he did it all for the love of money. This is my opinion.
Juan its no ones fault but the voters of Cameron county for 30 yrs plus eddie lucio los engano a todos and there is no one to blame but us, bueno para la perica. chuy
He smells gringo thru and true. He adores them y les lambe las nalgas. Pinche coco mamon.
I NEVER EXPECTED TO SEE ESTE MAMON ON THIS BLOG.
July 16, 2024 at 3:16 PM
you must be his son but its ok for you to know the truth about your daddy. Just don't follow on his patas apestosas and you'll be fine. Actually I'm lying, I hope you do....
Eddie Jr.’s hell will be waiting for eternity to tee off with Rick Perry, Greg Abbott and Ken Paxton watching a fivesome of Chicanos from Southmost trying to get off the 1st tee.
His whole family will die and go to hell.
the puke familia del valle puro vomites todos. lambiscones.
@ July 17, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Will they let him tee off with them or demand him to be their caddy?
They already used him for all their demands.
If Porfirio Diaz was in power for 35 years in Mexico and Eddie Lucio Jr. for 36 years in Texas, using the same tactics of fraudulent re-elections, would y'all consider Lucio a dictator, too?
I CAN STILL STICK A DRIVER UP YOUR ASS.
MCHALE
MONTOYA
BARTON
BOBBY
TEACHER UNIONS
ME PELARON EL CHILE Y LO SABEN.
SEN.EDDIE LUCIO JR.
July 18, 2024 at 10:17 PM
the word you meant was "MY" not your, a very familiar word and you used it quite frequently, VERDAD MAMON SUCIO LUCIO, JR?
I am not a friend of EX senator Lucio, but I have seen him in events and heard him talk about his humble beginnings as a teacher at Central Intermediate. I was a teenager when he was in the county commission. Between him and the other savior that already passed, he sent us the poorest of the poor from Portway Acres to go home and pray. As an adult I got out of the barrio, educated myself and saw Mr. Lucio once giving a speech how he was discriminated because of his skin color. He got off his ESCALADE with two bodyguards and gave a speech to Vietnam vets. He was proud of the way he had moved up the ladder not of the way he had done it to move up the ladder. Because, at the end of the day, he got up the ladder by stepping on those he was supposed to help. Sometimes is not the politician but progress itself who moves you forward or pushes you to move. Dont expect Mayra Flores to get you out of poverty, don't expect Eddie Lucio to feel sorry for you because you voted for him. YOU need to do it on your own.
Eddie Lucio is a Draft Dodger
He and his family, worships the devil
Eddies Lucio are gay
They hate females
There house is for worshippers of the Devils
Evil family lives a evil life
EDDIE LUCIO HAS FACIAL FEATURES OF THE DEVIL.
LUCIO IS LUCI(FER)
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