Sunday, August 11, 2024

A DRUNKEN BRAWL AT CAMERON PARK: SLOW DAY AT THE SHERIFF'S DEPT.

Special to El Rrun-Rrun

Things must be getting slow over at the Cameron County Sheriff's Department.

Was there a large-scale cocaine bust? Tons of cartel marijuana seized? Money laundering?

No, not really.

How about a neighborhood brawl in which the weapons used included "metal tubes and a screwdriver," left four men hospitalized, and in the end no one wanted to press charges?

 According to the Cameron County Sheriff’s Office, the brawl happened this Thursday at the 2200 block of Avenida Nannette, in Cameron Park. Deputies responded to the assault and made contact with the people involved in the brawl who “had injuries varying from trauma sustained due to blunt force objects to stab wounds,” according to a news release.

The press release is a classic example of vagueness and equivocal jargon.

“Investigators obtained statements where the participants confessed to their participation in the brawl where they sustained their injuries, but are refusing to file criminal charges,” the news release stated. Reportedly, none of the injuries were life-threatening. Just a few bumps and bruises.

Investigators said they did not know what caused the brawl, but that the investigation is ongoing, the release added.

Huh? What's next, a school yard fight?

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Failed to publish.

Anonymous said...

must be friends of el cherife, assault and public brawling is illegal, oh but we are in el valle where crimes have loop-holes.

Anonymous said...

I hoid it was a bunch of seniors (allwereover80) and they were mad because they were served tortillas con papas y sin huevos. hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

IS THAT AN EAR-RING AND LIP-STICK EL CHERIFE IS WEARING?
OH, THAT'S THE OFFICIAL UNIFORM FOR CAMERON COUNTY CHERIFES.... ok

Anonymous said...

"Failed to publish", and "reCAPTCHA", will end the continuous of this blog

Anonymous said...

I get that the Sherriff may be a dick but if they didn't respond and someone was killed would you be damming them for their lack of response? Just wondering.

Anonymous said...

I thought that was a woman.

Anonymous said...

Hope this ends well for everybody. Do not hold grudges and become friends again. What happens when you are "tomado" stays in "la borrachera". Let us hope the guys do not talk or tell the truth to their wives.... because then Brownsville will be in trouble.

Anonymous said...

Maricones are starting to come out of the toilet ooopps I mean the closet

Anonymous said...

Just another weekend friendly neighborhood gathering. Typical beer/alcohol induced brawl amongst friends and family members. They will eventually gather the following weekend to make peace and drink to their hearts content !! NO HARD FEELINGS. LOL. I think it's time to leave Sheriff Fife in the rear view mirror, that loser is gone and shall be soon forgotten!

Anonymous said...

DO NOT ELECT A HOUSE MOUSE PAPER PUSHER ANY MORE NOR A MARICON...

rita