La Cebolla
SEOUL—In a historic trade agreement that President Donald Trump touted as a major win for an American farmer, China reportedly agreed Thursday to purchase 11 U.S. soybeans.
“I am extremely honored that President Xi has authorized China to begin the purchase of this unprecedented amount of American-grown soybeans—not merely nine or 10 beans, but 11 whole, intact beans,” Trump said at a highly anticipated summit in South Korea with his Chinese counterpart, moments after handing President Xi Jinping a small handful of dry soybeans from his pants pocket in exchange for 2 cents worth of aluminum.
“I counted these beans myself, and frankly, it’s a massive quantity. President Xi is a great friend of mine, and even he has to admit that, together, we have finally delivered a fantastic deal for the American people. Wait, hold on, I think I handed you 12 beans there, Xi. Can you give me one back?”
At press time, Trump confirmed he had started negotiations for a Chinese trade deal involving an entire corncob.
11 comments:
The funny thing is that you and others were wrong about Trump's tariff strategy or policy. First you bitched about China not buying our soybeans and now you are ridiculing that they are buying our soybeans.
You Browntown people upset because Trump is whipping your asses! LoL !
They are democrats never pleased, unless they make the deal which will never happen.
Troubled by the day's news? The responsibility falls to anyone who wants stay alert and actually understand the radical right and combat it, not just make theatrical gestures.
Trump got out-maneuvered again. China is buying less soybeans than before. A process to verify the distribution of fentanyl precursor chemicals does not exist. The exporting of rare-earth metals has been delayed by only one year. The optics on the world stage don't sway in America's favor. Tariffs have resulted in alienating our friends and allies abroad and have increased prices, inflation, and unemployment. The decrease in our GDP
reflects these facts.
What is puzzling is the following. Readers on this blog show so much disdain and contempt toward undocumented aliens and welfare recipients. Yet, the wealthiest 1%, corporations, billionaires and millionaires that don't pay their fair share of federal taxes are hardly mentioned. The revenue amounts that they plunder is astronomical compared to welfare subsidies. Illegal immigrants paid an estimated $90 billion in total taxes in 2023. And they are ineligible for federal and state benefits. It's easy to pummel and demonize an unpopular part of our population. The current administration encourages bigoted and xenophobic behavior. The MAGA cult does the work of the oligarchs for them.
China is buying the same amount of soybeans and is buying from other countries. Farmers in the USA now need help lowering the prices of tractors, fertilizers etc American farmers are hurting.
Trump rules the world.
Trump does not rule the world! He rules your mind. To your credit your feeble mind is your world.
How many more whippings will it take before you little commies come to realize whose your Daddy !
6:38 You enjoy getting whipped? Submissive type? Put on a Stalin costume
and let 'er fly. Pervert, like your pedophile hero, the pus*y grabber. Also, your spelling is on a 3rd grade level.
The 1% controls the media and the narrative. The enemy is: the poor, the illegal aliens, the Democrats, etc
Post a Comment