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WASHINGTON—Claiming there were strings of explosive devices planted throughout the National Mall, President Donald Trump reportedly attempted to cover up low attendance at the Great American State Fair this week by calling in a bomb threat.
“There’s a series of explosives in unmarked duffel bags all across the fairgrounds, which are beautiful by the way, so you’d better evacuate everyone as fast as you can, don’t even bother stopping to count how many people there are,” Trump said from his Oval Office phone, pinching his nose in an effort to disguise his voice.
“You’ll regret it big time if all the attendees, however many there may possibly be, don’t flee back to their homes this instant. This incredibly successful and beloved event is officially over!”
According to sources, the president concluded the warning by casually stating his name was Sleepy Joe Biden and then hanging up the receiver.
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Did he pardon himself. . .I mean he is the POTUS and God's anointed Son? God has his reasons why he grabs 'em right in the pussy! It's beyond my control or human understanding why he does, what he does.
Don Bless America!
Juan, my aunt is back at it. She's mad again because the porn site that posted her photos of making it with a Black dude listed her under "Small Tits," and her tits are actually not that small. The dude also fisted her and fucked her hard. They paid her $600, tho. . .
Geez. Juan clean up these entries.
Not good for business.
This is expected when your popularity is in the 30's. Also, when you make
America's celebration about yourself with undisclosed donors vying for government contracts. Everything the conman touches turns to crap. And he continues to enrich himself and his family at every opportunity. The GOP is gone. This is MAGA, Trump's party. What a shit show.
Eat my dog's shit, you fucking mongrel. . . .
So you're asking him to censor people? Are ya a Gubbament Boot Liquor boy? Offended by our American Christ King grabbing pussy? Who are you to question God?
In time of peace God's very elect fuck children(minors under the age of 18) and in time of war they kill 'em.
NO ONE IS COMING TO SAVE US! WE ARE WHO WE'RE WAITING FOR! Scurry away now, go pray to Jesus!
Is the movie "Idiocracy" and book "The Emperors New Clothes" about Trump?
1:36 PM
Good question but no. Trump is your typical tyrant, a despot. I'd compare him to Saddam Hussein or Kim Jung Un. He's planning to "smoke Communists out," how many US soldiers, police and federal agents plan on helping him? How many Communists do they plan on locking up and killing, what's their crime?
If these Communists place the AC temp to 78, they should be immediately arrested, that's unethical and immoral, no one is going to tolerate that chit. Placing the water heater on vacation during summer, it should be a fine only but in winter, straaaight to da - detention camp.
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Did Biden pardon his entire family?
So say the disgruntled communists.
For the last two years I have enjoyed you communist squirm like worms. Two more years of joy.
Trans people and Immigrants are upset. . .and I will continue to speak out against Trump and his fascist cult members.
First, they came for the immigrant and I spoke up because I know the rest of the god damn poem.
I think it's great, stay the same, keep being racist, genocidal, and greedy. I love it!
No.
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