Wednesday, April 11, 2012

A FEISTY HERMINIA GETS SIDELINED IN HOSPITAL WITH ILLNESS, VOWS TO RETURN

By Juan Montoya
Herminia Becerra, who is either a politiquera or a community political activist depending upon one's point of view, was hospitalized after complaining of acute stomach pains and nausea.
Friends and family members said she started complaining of pains in her stomach and vomiting violently after a full day of campaigning on behalf of her candidates and that they decided to get her medical attention after she was unable to stand the pain.
Today, speaking from her hospital bed after undergoing MRI exams, a visibly weakened Herminia said she felt somewhat weak. Nurses said that they won't have a clear idea what downed the 83-year-old matriarch and would have a better idea after the results of her examinations were analyzed.
"Blame Ruben Peña," quipped a local politiquero. "Maybe Herminia got an ulcer from all the stress caused by people who accuse her of manipulating the mail-in vote in Cameron County."
Herminia, however, remained feisty (but weak) as she spoke with family members.
"I am being followed by at least three different cars," she said. "Pero nadie me hace nada porque yo no hago nada malo."
Family members have defended her and say that the acquaintances that she has cultivated from the mid-1960s when she left the migrant stream and decided to work the political field instead. The names of those politicians that she has helped by convincing her acquaintances to vote for her candidates are legion. Ray Ramon, Ernie Hernandez, his daughter Erin G. Hernandez, Dan Reyna, the late Pete Benavides and his wife Sofia, Blanca Vela, etc., all came to her for help. She maintains that she helps them because she believes in them.
Others are less charitable and say she convinces her elderly charges to vote for her candidates and manipulates their vote for pay. Until now, no law enforcement official or prosecutor – county, state or federal – has been able to make the charges stick. Paradoxically, most judges and district attorneys may have used her services at one time or another.
In fact, when Peña was trying to get her indicted on voter fraud, she took every opportunity to point out that she had worked to get his sister-in-law Blanca Vela elected mayor of Brownsville.
"Yo le ayudo a la gente," she maintains as she lies on the hospital bed in her gown after the exams. "I've got all the telephone numbers in my head," she laughs. "I don't need a notebook. The hard disc still works."
Until the results of the medical exams reveal what brought the feisty politiquera down, her relatives said she hopes to be back on the campaign trail, albeit slowing down just a mite.
"No para," said a niece tending to her. "She's up at dawn and doesn't stop until it gets dark. We get tired just watching her. Maybe it was time she took a rest."

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

If politiquera H. is pounding the pavement tirelessly she may not be taken the necessary water to keep your insides in tack. Hopefully her internal organs aren't damage cause could be dangerous. God look after her!!!

Anonymous said...

She ate one to many chicken plates. Palanca poisoning.

Anonymous said...

Yeah right.

Anonymous said...

Not to worry Estimada Politiquera, somebody else will harvest and sell those votes. The people will be taken care of and protected. There are plenty of crooks down here to see to that.

El Pinche Gringo

Dago Barrera said...

I'd like to DO that woman.

Anonymous said...

This woman, has rapped and pillaged so many political elections in this town! She is not someone to praised… She has had her hand-in political elections for 10’s of years. .. I feel bad that she is ill, and I surely hope she gets well soon. But this does not change what she has done for years. She has taken advantage of the sick, dieing, elderly, and incapacitated voters of Brownsville and Cameron County without remorse. She gets paid top dollar by taking ballots from them, lying to them, marking them, mailing them in to insure that they are marked for the politicians that are paying her to bring in the numbers that they need to win the early vote. This lady has made her money illegal and has been doing this crime for years… Corruption starts with paying this woman and others like her! God Bless her soul…

Anonymous said...

Mary Helen, that just goes to show how much you DON'T KNOW about Herminia. She's more respected than you.

Anonymous said...

FELIZ CUMPLEANOS HERMINIA!!

Gracie said...

I am Mrs. Becerra's daughter and I would respectfully request that Dago Barrera please elaborate on his comment. What exactly to you mean by wanting to "DO" that woman?

Anonymous said...

Did that cow Sylvia Perez Garza just call me out?

Dago Barrera (US Army Vet) said...

(What exactly to you mean by wanting to "DO" that woman?)

Now, don't get me wrong. But if I was back in the jungles of the Nam and I'd eye someone as pleasing to the eye as yo mama, I'd respectfully ask her for a date in the old hooch is all, dear.

Anonymous said...

You mean Herminia might respectfully suck him off for a mail-in ballot? Swallowing required, of course.

Gracie said...

You know, that swallowing comment by anonymous is really uncalled for. I would say that the one who posted it is a chicken shit, as they don't have the cajones to identify themselves.
In the words of Paquita del Barrio.....Gracias,
por acordarte de mi madre
y es que hace bastante tiempo
que no me la recordaban
con un lenguaje florido.

Gracias, te agradezco tu cumplido
y sin hacer tanta bulla
te suplico que tambien
me saludes a la tuya.

Gechi said...

Anonymous- suck on this.

Gracias, por acordarte de mi madre
y es que hace bastante tiempo
que no me la recordaban
con un lenguaje florido

Gracias, te agradezco tu cumplido
y sin hacer tanta bulla
te suplico que tambien
me saludes a la tuya

Anonymous said...

Hope you get better hermina becasue the elections are not going to stop and wait for you to recover an dget better if you dont get out there other politiqueras or politiqueros te van a ganar el mandado.

Anonymous said...

For all those who are wondering about the Gran Politiquera. She is recuperating and although she is not out campaigning, still gets the votes.

Anonymous said...

time for her to retire!

Anonymous said...

Retire. Never!!

Anonymous said...

No one gives a shit about this old hag. She can drop dead with sperm and ckicken plate remains dripping out her nasty mouth. No one cares.

Dee Menos said...

To anonymous April 21, 2012 12:34a.m.

Oh yeah you give a shit! Please educate me on why persons like you feel that using nasty words are called for. Not everyone eats your kind of cuisine. Your Madrecita must be really proud of you, really proud, I wonder, do you verse your spouse and children with your eloquent use of words? As for me, me daria asco conocerte. Bueno ya estufas. Si tienes respuesta - tragatelas porque ya valiesta caca de alpaca.

Anonymous said...

(4-21-12 12:24p.m)Hey anonymous, is that how you were conceived?

rita