Do you remember the hilarious skit in the 1970s by Richard Pryor called "Justice"
It's a joke about black men in prison. Pryor said: "You go down there looking for justice; that's what you find: just us."
Now some of my lawyer friends are saying that as a result of the ongoing investigation of judicial corruption triggered by the convictions of former 404th District Judge Abel Limas , former state representative Jim Solis, Port Isabel attorney Ray Marchan and the indictment of Cameron County District Attorney Armando Villalobos, the Cameron County Judicial wing has earned itself a new name.
"It's not the Hall of Justice anymore," one of them quipped. "It's now the Hall of 'Ya 'Stas," (or there you are as if handing someone money).
That sense of humor just goes to show that despite the slim pickings at the legal profession nowadays, there is some mean wit still being generated on the lawyers' lair on Harrison Street.
From what is emerging from the racketeering investigation it seems that there were greenbacks changing hands from the lobby of the judicial wing to Villalobos' bunker on the second floor and all the way to the top where District Clerk Aurora De la Garza's reigns over her domain.
"Everyone knew that you needed to grease some palms to get the wheels of justice turning," said another. "That's where the phrase 'Ya 'Stas' comes from. When an offer was made, money changed hands from one player to another and you'd say 'Ya 'Stas.' Then, they'd turn to the client and tell him 'Ya 'Stas.''
"There was 'Ya 'Stas' for everyone."
One can imagine the feds leading a lawyer away and him emulating Pryor with "Is it Something I Said?"
6 comments:
Hopefully the investigation of Aurora de la Garza continues in force. What has happened to the case against her clerk for stealing money from the child support funds, a function of Aurora's office. That case even caused Sheriff Omar "Sucio" to distance himself from Aurora. I always have thought Aurora looks like "The Penquin" (played by Danny DeVito) from the early Batman movies.
puras democRATAS at the courthouse with taxpayers money, how come its Never ever perwsonal money that is lost o stolen? no son pepes right?
por que son una bola de mamones y rateros!!! Tanta gente humilde que hay, que con mucho sacrificio pagan sus cuentas con la ciudad, para que vengan una bola de rateros y se claven el dinero!! ESAS SI SON MAMADAS!! si estos estubieran en Mexico, ya hubieran bailado en dos por tres!! Halla si se les aplica la ley del hombre y de la mafia por mamones y rateros y sinverguenzas, aya no hay con que "disculpenme" o me "equivoque", alla si te chingan bien y bonito y asta tu familia tambien!! para que aprendan a ser honestos y honrados con la humanidad!! Y A CHINGAR A SU MADRE EL QUE SE PASA DE LISTO, JUNTO CON SU FAMILIA TAMBIEN!! asi debe de ser aqui y veran que RAPIDO SE COMPONEN!! Y SE LOS DIGO POR QUE YO SI SOY BIEN MIERDA Y NOOO PERDONO A NADIE QUE SEA MAMON!!
So why do you keep voting for them????
No Aurora de la Garza looks like Ursela from the the movie The Little Mermaid.
I dont vote for any of these MF!!! nINGUNA ME DA DINERO, NINGUNO ME DA EL SALUDO DE LOS BUENOS DIAS Y NINGUNO ME MANTIENE, asi es de que POR QUE YO VOY A VOTAR POR RATAS DE ESTOS EN ESTA CIUDAD???? yo no voto por ningun mierda de estos!!!
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