We are still trying to ascertain the facts behind this story, but as some prosecutors say, the "signature" surrounding this lead is certainly characteristic of the paternal (or is it maternal in this case?) nature of the majority on the Brownsville City Commission.
The latest we've heard is that Commissioner Rose Gowen has succeeded in passing city regulation that forbids the sale of fattening hot dogs and vein-clogging greasy burgers.You know the fare. You stand in a long line behind a motley collection of your obese fellow city residents to get a crack at some mustard and ketchup drenched hot dogs made of pig and chicken innards enveloped in a bun made from bleached flour and artificial chemicals and colors. Ditto with the burgers. God only knows what''s in those. Ground sirloin streak we're sure it's not. Whether it's the sinewy of nervous cows or what's left on the slaughterhouse floor mixed in with some colorful chemical or tofu to make it appear edible, we line up in droves to get at the stuff.
And surrounded by a milling crowd, the smell of popcorn and a hefty dose of syrupy malt passing off as a fountain drink, it hits the spot, doesn't it?
It's delicious, or, as my kids say, yummy for our tummy.
Well, all good things apparently – like grocery store plastic bags and smoke-filled bars – must come to an end.
City sources say that stadium goers can scratch the hot dogs and the burgers next time they attend a function there. Seems like Gowen and her friends at healthy communities don't think we less health-conscious fools should be allowed to choose our poison.
We're still looking for the documentation on this one, but we're sure it's there. We're going to down a dog and a coke and continue looking.
If it's true, I'm afraid that I'm going to be pressured by my kids to vote for Roberto Uresti against Auntie Gowen in the at-large seat in the upcoming city election. Banning hot dogs from stadiums is simply UnAmerican, B'God! It makes my cholesterol boil.
Burp!
31 comments:
She is full of shit
So, we now have our very on version of New York's Mayor Bloomberg. When will Rose Gowen attack large sodas, greasy tacos, fried potatoes, and other sodium heavy and fatty foods. Should we now call her Mother Rosey. And how does a measure like this get passed without public input and review by the Brownsville Herald....not that this is a big issue. But, then, the Herald seems to miss all the big stories or follow the blogs in a few weeks.
She wants to dictate what WE shit!!
ascertain? Why not use simple vocabulary Juan. Trying to look better than you are? not working, vato.
Since when did Brownsville become Nw York City? Since when did this broad become so powerful to get rid of hot dogs and coke???
@ Anon April 5, 2013 at 2:23 PM
Yes, he used the word ascertained, and used it correctly. Let me use it in another sentence that you probably can grasp:
"From his derrogatory comment about JMON, I have ascertained that the anonymous blogger on April 5, 2013 at 2:23 PM, is an ignorant bastard who should return to grasping himself."
Hope I have been clear enough for you, Anon.
Laughing out loud
dickator esta vieja doctora esta loca. she aint worth a ticket on the 20 yard line thats for sure amigo
His freakin' blog, vato.....estupido.......he can write what he wants
Several years ago, I read a book entitled Liberalism Is a Mental Disorder. She suffers from this disorder.
Rosa Gowen ia Brownsville FOOD NAZI POLICE! LMAO
Nomas que no vaya ben los tacos, way.
She thinks we all can afford things that doesn't stink. Get rid of her!!!
Clearly, Commissioner Gowen has weiner envy.
She should pay more attention to her own weight, lead by example if you will, lose 20 lbs. my good doctor and maybe we will take you seriously. We will never agree with you, but maybe we could take you a more seriously. It is kind of like the parent that says, "Do as I say, not as I do."
HEY, ANOTHER PINCHE GREAT CRUSADE FOR COMMISSIONER GOWEN!!! WHAT IS NEXT? OUTLAW FUNNEL CAKES AND RASPAS AT ZOMBRERO FEST? NO MORE PINCHE TAMALES FOR XMAS? CLOSE ALL THE TACO STANDS IN PINCHWE BROWNSVILLE?? YEA,...LET THEM GO TO MCALLEN IF THEY WANT ALL THOSE CHINGADERAS!! MRS. GOWEN SHOULD CONCENTRATE ON PAVING STREETS AND BRINGING JOBS TO BROWNSVILLE INSTEAD OF CHAMPIONING RIDICULOUS ISSUES LIKE THIS!!!! WE LIVE IN A PINCHE FREE SOCIETY CABRONA!!! TAKE CARE OF YOUR FAMILY AND WE WILL TAKE CARE OF OUR MRS. GOWEN!!!! AND WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHER PINCHE COMMISSIONERS??? NOT ONE OF THEM STOOD UP FOR ALL THE HOTDOG BURGEER LOVERS OF BROWNSVILLE? PINCHES ROBOTS!!! TRISTE DE AMADRE!!!!
MACLOVIO O'MALLEY
They should ban lard from the city!
What bullshit. I recently witnessed Dr. Gowen slamming a tampiquena plate at Antonio's restaurant. And she wants to ban a hot dog? Maybe we should ban the Zavaletas.
She needs to look at her kids they eat all that .why waste all this time on this .5 min problem get a live women.
It is not the facts but the "SERIOUSNESS" of the charge!
http://www.brownsvilleherald.com/news/local/article_dabeca62-9f29-11e2-9a7e-0019bb30f31a.html
This Herald story about how all the bar owners love the smoking ban is yet another example of manipulated Herald propaganda. Enforcement of the new rule is awaiting the city election, pendejos. Then watch these nervous bar owners start crying. What did you want them to say? Something negative, and invite the enforcement cops in retaliation ?
Why didn't the Herald reporter interview the owners of WINKS, or other non city competitors? Or check the sales tax reports for local bars on the state controller's web site? According to one local liquor ditributor, sales in Brownsville are off 30% They told me, "while a person is standing out in front of a bar smoking, he/she is not consuming."
This law is causing unemployment in Brownsville, and will hit the city budget's sales tax revenue's. Whether you like the law or not, vote against Dr. Rose Gowan. This has now turned into a freedom of press issue. The city controls the Herald with their ad budget. Reason enough to vote against Rose. No one else advertises in the damn rag.
Vote for a free press. Vote agains Rose, and her Brownsville Herald propaganda machine.
Working on a "Rose Gowen FTB" campaign.....looking for any juicy info or photos where she is contradicting her healthy ways.....I've got a ton of stuff already......going back to her younger years....illegal driving habits, waste......and even her family member's unhealthy habits, activities...., ect....Rose, clean up your shit before you ask me to clean up mine!!!! You are not perfect and many of us do not want you pushing your ways on us.
is she gay? she sure looks like it or is it me? verda?
Marchan and many others were with u taking advantage of the system. U knew villalobos was a thief and yet u went and sucked on his ball. All for attention. Be careful for what u wish for u might just get it. Today we all know that u are just a prostitute cheerleader! No integrity, moral, ethics whatsoever. So stop promoting urself idiot!
You lost my vote Dr.Rose
Guess she is gay and thats why she cant stand the sight of a hot dog, wiener or chili dog, imagine a foot long in her month? yikes what a picture, she needs to be voted or booted off the city commission, lost of mula over spent at thea sport park i think it was over 12 million over budget mas o menos, oh well ots not my money just the taxpayers, remeber that when you go out to vote in a couple of weeks or on election day, Aguila
Well said my friend, thank you for sharing.
VOTE ROBERTO URESTI
CITY COMMISSIONER AT LARGE "B"
THIS IS GOING TO BE INTERESTING!
No tenemos otra! Sera Uresti. Tiene pasio para la gente, no para el bueno para nada del mayor!
Rose Gowen....fuck that bitch!
Gowen!! Seriously!!! What the hell is your problem? Let the people eat whatever the hell we want to eat. Who are you to decide that? This damn city is falling apart $$$ and you are worried about what we eat. Brownsville citizens, please, please, please!!! Let’s vote for anyone else running against her. Anything will be better. Even my “TIA PANCHA” from Mexico.
Damn, I am (*&^(*(*()*()&*(&*()&*() pissed off!! I can’t believe this nonsense. Wait a minute, I get it now. She has to do stupid things like this because when it comes to running city business, she is completely lost like all the others.
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