Thursday, April 18, 2013

THE CHEEZMEH IMPLOSION: THOU SHALL NOT COVET...


By Juan Montoya
It started out innocently enough.
A bunch of Cheezmeh girlfriends got together at swanky Club Ruchi's to  celebrate the birthday of one of their own, Mia Rocha. Always a rather risque bunch of girls, the festivities included a cake in the shape of a penis baked by one of the Cheezmeh women, someone called Sugar Baby. 
These photos, posted on their FB pages, attest to their merrymaking.Things were going along swimmingly until tempers flared over the alleged pass made by Head Cheezmosah Linda Castro Dragustinovis on the Baby's main squeeze. Apprently, according to our commenters, this is not the first time the wayward lass has indulged in more than looking at the eye taquitos. But this time, the brazen move on the squeeze apparently did not sit well with her offended mate.
The action really got going, according to commenters, when the two got into it big time so that after Linda got the worse of it, Rocha herself had to step in and put a damper on the brawl.
"I was at ruchis and saw el pinche escandalo. La pinche linda estaba llorando y gritando que le quitaran a la Ruca de encima porque ya no podia con ella. Le dieron unas cachetadas guajoloteras y la dejaron bien putiada por roba novios y calenturienta," posted a commnter who said he was there.
Another said: "Bullshit,I was there and it was do to Linda going after another woman's man. Karma is a bitch and she got what she deserves. Poor Linda she was squealing like a pig and gasping for dear life. Hey Linda,why were you blaming your friends for not defending you against the woman who was only defending her honor. I heard one of the friends tell Linda,its your fault for messing with her husband."
Why, ask our three readers, should a catfight between these two women be of such importance?
This group of women formed the core of support for what started out as a grassroots activist group and then quickly deteriorated into a cyberpolitiquera group managed by self-described Head Cheez Erasmo Castro, who at one time boasted that he could activate thousands of the Cheezmehnation and indfluence the outcome of any local political race. Cheezmeh took credit for the election of city commissioner Jessica Tetreau-Kallifa and were some of the main supporters for DA candidate Carlos Masso. Their political stock took a turn downhill after that, although the group held the that of political destruction upon anyone that did no toe the Head Fromage's line.This was not lost on some of the women who sided with the woman on her defending her emotional turf with her hubby, and they apparently have take sides with the offended bod.
It's not as if the group did not foresee that Linda would attempt to use her apparent influence with figures of authority to get back at those those who did not rush to her defense as she screamed for help.
"I feel she's gonna outbeat us with her political friends," posted Rocha.
"Trust me..everyone already knows how dirty she plays. The law is the law. She isn't GOD."
Well, Rocha was right. Just today, Castro posted the photo at right where she is pictured with Brownsville hapless Fire Chief Lenny Perez and Brownsville P.D. Chief Orlando Rodriguez.
Linda posted that the two wen were tickled to be pictured with her and were pleased when she told them they would be included in her FB postings.
Do these men know what they are getting into? And if they don't, why not?
How things change! The photo at the middle at right is one of the two combatants in happier times. It's doubtful, now that the break has occurred, that the breach will be healed, even with the soothing nothings from Earsmo up at Austin. Now that the "little people" have rebelled, will the myth of the political "clout" of the so-called Cheezmehnation finally run its course?

61 comments:

MGonzalez. said...

Hey Mia, that works with Rick Zayas. That's an awesome cake, I can incorporate into my business being a Passion Party CONSULTANT.

Anonymous said...

I agree w Gonzalez! What bakery is it from!??!! When's the next party?!

Anonymous said...

Is it true that the Cheezmeh chicks will put out for free beer?

Anonymous said...

All of those women are trash. Why is this news?

Anonymous said...

CHEEZMEH was Done a long time ago....what are you talking about? Politicians want nothing to do with them, they are bad news. People that claim to have all politicians in their pocket like CHEEZMEH and Juan Carlos Torre always end up where they are....alone.

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! Hilarious! OMG, I laughed so much with that one. Hey, Mr. Or Ms. Montoya, what is your obsession with Cheezmeh? There are other real newsworthy items out there besides silly nightclub drama . I like reading your byline, but damn, it seems like you really have a hardon for Cheezmeh or maybe it is for Linda. She is one sexy lady you know.

Anonymous said...

Apprently! Indfluence! No toe? What is that?

Anonymous said...

Juanito----PLEEEEEASE----no more cat fight stories!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Que se agaren de las grenias las cabronas-----pero los hombresitos no meten la cuchara en las cosas de las Viejas.

These ladies just had one too many and were blowing off some steam.

Chingado!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Browntown for you...

Anonymous said...

Wow! They look like a bunch of transvestites!

Anonymous said...

Ya se les cayĆ³ el teatrito a la chismosa mayor,hermana del panochon de erasmo.

Anonymous said...

linda always plays dirty so freakin sad......shes always up in pekples stuff y cant she get a man of her own ...she gotta go for the married ones........so sad on her part.....grow up linda

Anonymous said...

you are so easily played Montoya...

= )

Anonymous said...

Its funny hw ppl can b so ignorant like this bullshit of a page b a man juan grow some balls stop usin other ppl to get the low scum of cheezmeh which is suppose to b a page for the community and they use their wanna b politiqueros involved you too must hve been one of lindas fuck victims and really hurt you so now ur after em at the cost of some of the innocent bystanders in the situation ...for the tranvesity comment geez ppl be mre creative get a life ....

Anonymous said...

Linda is GHETTO, from her tattoo makeup, not dressing her age, acting like she runs this town, and her self created drama, that woman has more miles on her than an 18-wheeler. Grow the F*ck up and act like an adult....I hope she been tested for STD, because she sure looks like she has some.

Anonymous said...

Miss politikera volunteerin here volunteerin there but its all to mke her look gd she is afyer every man breathing and a heartbeat and sometimes not even a heartbeat just as long as the body still warm u shld see her in action vulgar y corriente no se tapa con un dedo y no tiene nda que ver con envidia nomas la realidad de le gustan los hombres y mas cuando toma le ase mal por ke se le abren piernas

Anonymous said...

LInda tiene Chile.....EJELE!

Anonymous said...

And here I was thinking that these nightclubs had standards and would have denied these Cholas from the Barrio admission.

The doorman should have denied them entrance as they are obviously lacking class and they appear to have been beaten with an ugly stick.

Anonymous said...

Slander! And stealings pictures is a crime

Joaquin said...

They blocked me. :-/

Anonymous said...

LOL, Get your facts straight...if you leave your FB page open, than you are giving permission to use the picture....WHAT A MORON!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey, I hear TSC has reduced their tuition, a lot of the commenters here should look into some of their remedial classes.
And stick to one language.

Anonymous said...

Hasta que le tortiaron el osico a linda,ya se habian tardado. tipica linda siempre forzando a la gente que se tome fotos con ella. dime de que presumes y te digo de que careces. pinche linda ya es una anciana y se porta como si fuera una senorita. se me hace que ya no aprieta ni con los dientes. tus amigas ya te sacan hasta la vuelta porque ya no se quieran quemar contigo,pinche vieja guanga.

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for Linda's children. How humiliating must it be to have a mother that dresses as provocative as she does galavanting around town like nothing. Everyone knows about her horrible reputation and it truly is sad and heartbreaking for her children. Everytime I have seen her out she acts like a wild attention seeking out of control teenager. You're not getting any younger Linda! Clean up your act already!

Anonymous said...

The true victims here are Linda's children. It must be so humiliating to have a mother like her dressing as provocative as she does galavanting around town like nothing. Every body knows about her horrible reputation and it must be extremely embarrassing for those poor children of hers. Every single time I see her out she acts like an out of control teenager looking for attention. Get it together Linda! Clean up your act!

Anonymous said...

Heres a language fuck off =)

Anonymous said...

Bueno la gente importante siempre es noticia..
Para bien o para mal ustedes demuestran que ella es alguien quien vale la pena hablar.. se toman el tiempo para expresar sus opiniones hacia ella :)
Vamos linda sige siendo bella como siempre..

Anonymous said...

8:53 we are happy que le dieron unas buenas cachetadas gualoteras a la transvesty.

Anonymous said...

Not an attractive group of women....if all are women.

Anonymous said...

April 19, 2013 at 5:50 PM

Valla, asta que alguien dio algo inteligente, humano y firme, me choca la gente que siempre hablan mal de las mujeres, que les importa si hacen o no hacen desmadre? k les importa como le gusta vestirse? k les importa si se coge a los pelados que a ella le gustan, por favor gentes, ustedes son los que Deben de madurar y dejar que el mundo ruede, aqui estamos para vivir la vida como mejor nos plasca y las mujeres no estamos para handar dandole gusto A NADIE, y mucho menos a gentes envidiosas y chismosas como ustedes, los pelados son LOS MAS PANOCHUDOS Y PUTOS Y MARICONES en esta ciudad Y NOSOTRAS LAS MUJERES ASI LOS TOLERAMOS Y ACEPTAMOS!! A si es de que cual es el pedo? que traen con Linda? a chingar su cola y ponganse a enderezar sus vidas primero que ustedes con escribir tantas bulgaridades no se ven nada bien!! PUTOS Y CORRIENTES!!

Anonymous said...

HABLANDO DE LA REINA DE ROMA Y LA WUEYA QUE SE ASOMA. EL COMENTARIO 5:50PM ES LA TRASVESTI DE LINDA,YA DEJATE DE MAMADAS Y DE HABLAR EN TERCERA PERSONA. SE ME HACE QUE APARTE DE NALGA FLOJA TAMBIEN ES ESQUIZOFRENICA,PUES ESO DE HABLAR Y CONTESTARSE SOLA. Y LINDA YA DEJA DE AMENASAR Y CHANTAJEAR A LA POBRE MIA PORQUE TE VAN A VOLVER A MADREAR. Y ELLA TAMBIEN SABE MUCHAS COSAS DE TI,ASI QUE TRUCHA CAPIRUZA.

Anonymous said...

If an 18 wheeler has as many miles as Linda it should be put out of service and classified as unsafe to be on the road. As many miles as Linda has it an accident waiting to happen. It is only good for scrap metal.

Anonymous said...

How the hell did she get in a picture with Guillermo and Andy Garcia in uniform ?

Anonymous said...

Eat me bitch!

monkey shines said...

bueno, bonito y barato

Anonymous said...

VIEJAS CORRIENTES

Anonymous said...

Did,t realize it was Linda, at first I thought it was "La Puta" Portillo. Lo mismo, lo mismo.

Anonymous said...

Puras Putas Rucas Ruchi!

Dan asco!

Anonymous said...

Se que linda sabe usar las mejores palabras para hablar o expresarse con respeto hacia los demas pero para el comentario de las 9:15pm creeme que no soy linda.. hasta eso ella no tiene el tiempo para perderlo en estas tonterias como siempre lo a dicho..
Te diera mi nombre pero si algo dije fue que no opinaria ni para bien ni para mal, pero con tantas tonterias que leeo me a sido imposible no hacerlo :) solamente les demuestro que siempre se habla de la gente importante asi como ustedes lo estan haciendo... y si e opinado en esto es porque yo considero a linda importante no a ustedes pero a ella si... pues de ella se trata todo este drama que hacen.. simplemente hay personas que no saben tolerar los exitos de los demas con o sin hombres es una mujer con carisma con cualidades y hasta ahorita el echo de que ella sea una mujer atractiva y sepa vestirse de esa manera y sea una mujer que sabe tener comunicacion con todo mundo no la hace una persona como la mencionan ustedes..
Si eres mujer te aseguro que no estas al nivel de ella y si eres hombre pues creo que tienes un problema ya que hasta donde uno sabe los hombres que les gusta andar metido en cosas de mujeres tienen un apodo y un apodo que por ser yo una mujer respetuosa no mencionare en este comentario... pero se que debes de saber a que palabra me refiero? :) solo dejando claras las cosas me agrado lo que dijeron que pensaron que era linda porque si leen bien saben que ella no es una mujer bulgar y a como esta escrito el comentario no faltandole el respeto a nadien ni usando malas palabras pudieron imaginar que era ella porque saben ustedes que sus expresiones siempre an sido con respeto hacia los demas :))) saludito a los envidiosos.
PS; sarcasticamente se los digo lo del saludito.

Anonymous said...

Esta ha de ser la machorra de Noehmi Aguilar ke tampoco vale verg@... lol .. ejele.

Anonymous said...

HEY LINDA! I hear there is going to be a rabies clinic in Brownsville soon.... you should go and update your shots :D

Anonymous said...

WE ALL KNOW LINDA LIKES TO SLEEP AROUND WHOS NEXT?

Anonymous said...

la verdad que si parecen TRASVESTIES!!! Pos que son? Viejas o pelados? alguien me puede contester plz? esto se ve muy feo, corriente y bulgar, ademas eso de tener un pastel que es una verga?? es de muy mal gusto y lo mas corriente que puede haver en PUBLICO!!! OMG!! QUE SE VALLAN DE ESTA CIUDAD.

Anonymous said...

Sexy lady?....... Only of you like transvestites!

Anonymous said...

No need to be more creative. It is what it is! They do look like transvestites!

Anonymous said...

osea, que te pasa? Que fuchi errs, OMG! Le voy a decir a mi papi que no me quieres en Brons-bill!

Anonymous said...

What is 'corriente' and 'vulgar' is to use the word 'verga'. That is the equivalent of using them word 'cunt'. The word to use is 'pene'. You can take the bitch out of the barrio, but you can't take the naca out of the bitch.

Anonymous said...

With mothers, or better stated, BITCHES, like these, it's no wonder our teenagers are so corrupt!

Teenage girls having sex with older men in parking lots!

Teenage boys requesting and posting pornographic pictures of girls on social media!

Where are the morals!

Where are the fathers!

PINCHE VIEJAS PUTAS!!! CREANDO AUN MAS PUTAS!

Anonymous said...

You can barely speak english pinche mojada and your telling them to leave Brownsville go back to mexico and learn english before you actually come here pinche jente mojada me cain Gordo! !!!

Anonymous said...

PENDEJOS LOS HOMBRES BABOSOS QUE SE CREEN DE ESTAS MOJADAS FRESAS QUE NADA MAS QUIEREN COJERSELOS Y QUITARLES SU DINERO PARA VESTIRSE COMO PUTAS PARA ATRAER MAS HOMBRES PENDEJOS!!

TIENEN HIJOS DE DIFERENTES HOMBRES, CON DIFERENTES APELLIDOS!

SE VEN EN LAS ESCUELAS. NINOS/AS HERMANOS/AS DE ESTAS MOJADAS!!

PURAS PUTAS SIN VERGUENZA!!

Anonymous said...

Obviously the wetback is you since ur choice language is spanish obviously you couldnt express yourself in english and before you open your ignorant mouth get your fuckin facts straight you fool remember where you came from you dumbass idiot a woman so before you cast the first stone be sure to be free of sin its pathetic ppl talkin out of their ass and not even knowing wht fuck is the true facts in the situation people are so ready to judge but the ignorance of people nowadays is totally pathetic and voicin your opinion is tasteless and people wonder why their quick to judge guess wht ppl talk shit cause some of us choose to be different which alot are afraid to do cause they live their life in fear of wht will people think....live your life for you not, for what people expect it to be , being different doesnt mke them less than anyone else its standin on your own two feet and not give a fuck what they think of you thats what counts

Anonymous said...

Your a perfect example of ignorance and choice of words ....in generalizing that these people are the problem please its people like you that corrupt society with your judging ways without even knowing the actual truth before opening your trap of poison

Anonymous said...

For your pathetic information, I am fluent in BOTH LANGUAGES!

My choice of spanish was to reach the intended audience!

The truth hurts!

It really hit a nerve with you!

You must be one of the babosos I spoke about!

Anonymous said...

April 24, 2013 at 2:53 AM

Very well said!! CONGRATULATIONS!!

Anonymous said...

No matter what you do, bad or good, people are always gonna have something to say about it. Just remember this: If people always have something to say about your life, that's saying little about their own.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand people that hate their lives enough to criticize the next person's... but not enough to fix their own.

Anonymous said...

Fuuuuck! A period or two would help!

Anonymous said...

Thank you Confucius!

Anonymous said...

Keep sucking dicks, bitches, just like you are doing in the picture above.

You are quite an example for your children!

You are an embarrassment to decent women, something you will never be!

Anonymous said...

U got the point !!!!

Anonymous said...

it's sad to see women express themselves in such a vulgar way about each other smh

rita