Thursday, June 27, 2013

YOU THINK IT MAY HAVE BEEN THE MINI AND STILETTOS?

By Juan Montoya
Wouldn't you know it? An honest woman like our own City of Brownsville Commish Jessica Tetreau-Kalifa is doing her public duty and walking into City Hall when some "d*bag" confuses her for a working girl and puts the make on her.
According to our precocious miss, the suspect in the red car in the photo accosted her while he was passing by in his car (that red one in the picture) and allegedly invited her into his rolling parlor to see some of his sketches.
She says the perv perp hurled "insulting and derogatory comments" at her as she walked toward the doors of the old federal courthouse.
Cyberbod Sharon Guerrero tried to make light of it by saying "Was he willing to pay?"
George TreviƱo tried to allay our indignant miss and said the perp "probably read the Cheese's post on the mayor and the commissioners and he wanted to throw his two cents."
Not so, countered Jess: "No, no, he was being gross and wanted me to get n his car."
(And lest someone thinks we're making this up, those words come straight from the horse's mouth when she posted her comments on her FB page.)
Well, we never. 
Can you imagine that someone would put the make on a decent woman like out commissioner in downtown Browntown in broad daylight (well, actually toward evening) and confuse her for a lady of the night? What's the world coming to, uh?
On the other hand, maybe it is like Guerrero suggested that at her ripening age Tetreau-Kalifa can still swing for the fences. As they say in the barrio: "El que tiene pegue, tiene pegue."
Or maybe it could be that the high-heel stilettos and the blue mini might have had something to do with it?

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

(Well, we never.)

Yeah, that's who those imbecillic motorcycle cops of ours should be focusing their attention on. Not those poor folks just trying to get to work and back.
Jake.

Anonymous said...

Poor thing still dresses like she is 18. Wonder why she always wears the same blue? Is she okay, financially, or is she stuck with a jack of a husband who gives her no clothing allowance. Don't laugh you there are some of you out there like that. SAD!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oye mamacita, si no andabas vestida de la vida galan, los mocos no te molestaria. Ademas, estas en Brownsville, no en McAllen. El centro del pueblo es un lugar altamente mugroso y las damas deben andar con mucho cuidado.

Anonymous said...

Men will come on to anyone from little girls to old women.Some men have no respect for the fairer sex. Are you insinuating her attire was at fault for the verbal harassment? You disappoint this reader.

Anonymous said...

The poor guy must've been blind if he found that skank attractive. He shouldn't be driving if that's the case. Or maybe he just like's the tranny type.

Anonymous said...

If Jessica Tetreau wants to flaunt what she's got, why not? You are only young once. It sounds to me like someone is hating and it isn't JMon.

Anonymous said...

"Insulting insults," as opposed to "complimenting insults"? Esta pendeja la vieja.

Anonymous said...

I KNOW HOW SHE FEELS,....WOMEN PROPOSITION ME ALL THE TIME TAMBIEN......UUUUYYYYYY!!!

MACLOVIO O'MALLEY

Anonymous said...

If I was the owner or driver of the car I would sue her for slander and defamation. What kind of stupid commissioner posts this comments on face book. When will Brownsville ever get descent representation? Wow she is one stupid vain person. I wonder if the guy offered to little money for her services and that is why she got offended??? He probably asked her if she had change for a 20 or asked her if she had her shots.

Anonymous said...

Me thinks a commissioner wants attention. She seems to believe she is a "special person".......but she is not. She is a public servant (or should be) and to post this incident on Facebook is consistent with a recent Univ. of Michigan study that says people like her are narcisstic and want to focus attention on themselves.

Anonymous said...

Flaunt what she's got? That's gross. All she's got is an overbite from hell, a receding hairline like Julieta's and a nose that looks like it took a left hook from Mohamed Ali.

Anonymous said...

You're damn right he was being gross if he was trying to get you into his car. Now THAT is obscene!

Anonymous said...

If I was the owner or driver of the car I would sue her for slander and defamation. What kind of stupid commissioner posts this comments on face book. Wow she is one stupid vain person. I wonder if the guy offered to little money for her services and that is why she got offended???"
The above idiocy is probably a troll so I guess I'm rising to the bait but do you know how stupid you sound? If the other idiot in the car should sue her, what should she do to you? You just called her a stupid, vain whore. Of course, the best defense against slander is that it is true so good luck proving it up. By the way, I don't like her either but I don't have any reason to believe she is any stupider then most of our other politicians and I don't know and don't care if she is vain. I feel pretty much the same way as to her sexual activity.

Anonymous said...

Melissa Zamora was always posting on Facebook her stupid comments and her late night partying with men then posting those pictures only to be ridiculed by her constituents. Now Jessica is following her mentors foot steps except that Jessica has a husband and Melissa wants one. Both have kids and both love themselves and love even more when they tell them they are gorgeous and how great they look. The problem with that is they are public officials and everything they do will be criticized even how they dress is on the list of immediate criticism. Both give the impression of attention seekers and cry babies when people don't agree with their posts. Melissa was smart enough to shut her facebook page down but Jessica needs to learn from her mistakes but unfortunately she seems to always think she never does anything wrong.

Anonymous said...

If you look at the picture that Jessica took you also see the white vehicle next to it and that vehicle looks like the one the mayor Tony Drives. Is she saying that Tony was trying to pick her up? You see that is how rumors start. Anything for a vote.. Come on Tony John V. would be a better choice and he will get in the car with you for free. UUUYYYYY

Anonymous said...

bring her to me!! bring her to my chorizo!!!
uuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Maclovio O'Malley

Anonymous said...

Hey there ! !

My $ 40 bucks is use to seeing
something as bad (good) as she issss.

It's dark and no names and some fast
loving, shoving and thank you mamacita ! !


You would be surprised the normal moms, hermanas y 8 to 5 working girls show up cada noche to make that xtra quick $ 40 to $ 150 per nite........


sweet smelling, smiles y no hablas mas......

Anonymous said...

Hey why does she always wear the same short blue dress? What's up with that? Does she not own any other cloths? Just wondering.

Anonymous said...

My neighbors and I went to a meeting to protest a rezoning and she got up to give us her card and said, "You live in my district and I am your commissioner. Please call me next time you have a concern." We keep calling her but she never answers and her voicemail box is always full so we cannot even leave her a message. She hasn't responded to any of our emails either. Has anyone had better luck with her? I understand she must be busy but why run for a position you cannot be effective at? This is so frustrating. It's sad to say but even though Atkinson overspent on the sport park, he was a million times more responsive with our neighborhood's concerns.

rita