Friday, December 20, 2013

HERNANDEZ'S 12 DAYS OF X-MAS FOR CAMERON COUNTY


















By Juan Montoya
On the first day of Xmas the Hernandez gave to me
a vote-harvesting family
On the second day of Xmas the Hernandez gave to me
two disabled haul-ins
On the third day of Xmas the Hernandez gave to me
Three tricked old voters
On the fourth day of Xmas the Hernandez gave to me
Four tampered ballots
On the fifth day of Xmas the Hernandez gave to me
Five day-care votes
On the sixth day of Xmas the Hernandez gave to me
Six vending contracts
On the seventh day of Xmas the Hernandez gave to me
Seven vans a spilling
On the eight day of Xmas the Hernandez gave to me
Eight viejas cheating
On the ninth day of Xmas the Hernandez gave to me
Nine votes for tamales
On the tenth day of Xmas the Hernandez gave to me
Ten dead guys voting
On the eleventh day of Xmas the Hernandez gave to me
Eleven state subpoenas
On the twelfth day of Xmas the Hernandez gave to me
12 juries convicting

12 comments:

Former county employee said...

Just threw up my breakfast! Pic of crooks!

Anonymous said...

GOTTA LOVE IT...HERNANDEZ XMAS SONGS!!!!!

Anonymous said...

SMOKING HOT JMON!!!

Anonymous said...

You forgot the last one:
"ONE PENDING IRS FEDERAL INDICTMENT"

Merry Christmas!!!

Anonymous said...

Lamest post of the day, Juan. PATHETIC.

Anonymous said...

I love it. This should be mailed to every voter in cameron county. And be put up on the Brownsville Herald. Goooddd job..this is what I needed to make my day.

Anonymous said...

Hope they get convicted on time!

Anonymous said...

The Hernandez Klan.....12 days of shit.

Anonymous said...

Chinga Bells, Chinga Bells, Chinga all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride on...... oh shit, its harder than I thought.

Anonymous said...

The Hernandez Klan surely demonstrate the obesity problem in Cameron County....none have ever missed a meal (most paid for by the taxpayer); all were behind the door when brains were passed out. What is the Texas saying....
"all hat and no cattle".

Anonymous said...

A picture of Evil, that woman was made for that man, and their siebling is pure EVIL. God save Cameron County.

Anonymous said...

Ernie is a good and smart person. Leave him alone already. You just need to get to know him better, really. We need more people like him to lead our city.

rita