Saturday, February 15, 2014

CAN WE PLEASE GET DA MAYOR SOME NEW DUDS?

By Juan Montoya
Remember when Mr. Amigo 2012 Eduardo Yanez was announces at the Mexican consulate last year?
Yeah, we know. It was actually 2013, but the Mr. Amigo Association is a little behind on the dates. It's a Brownsville thang, we guess.
At the time Da Mayor Tony Martinez showed up a mite rustic with a white Arrow button-down and blue jeans.
Well, guess what?
At this year's announcement that centerfold (and telenovela bombshell) Mariana Seoane GarcĂ­a would be the 2013 Mr. Amigo, darn if that scamp don't show up wearing the same duds, minus the sleeveless jacket.
Don;t get us wrong. We're all for the relaxed look. But, really, the presentation of the honored guest should have just  a mite more decorum. You just don;t throw on any old thing you have hanging in your closet. Everyone else in the event dressed for the occasion, except, of course, for Da Mayor.
Seeing how everyone taps into the Mr. Amigo Association's budge to get themselves new outfits to suit the occasion, perhaps they could see clear to contribute a little something in the kitty for Tony. The blue jeans and white shirt are looking a little long on the tooth Yer Honner.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

You keep forgetting you live in Browntown. He's really over-dressed.

Anonymous said...

His dress is a reflection of his arrogance and his disrespect for his position and the people of Brownsville. Da Mayor is arrogant.
This goes beyond casual. He wouldn't wear jeans and open shirt to court. Why dress down as 'Da Mayor??

Anonymous said...

You shoulda seen how he was dressed at Mass last week. In exactly the same damned way.
Dags.

Anonymous said...

Da Mayor is dressed to kill to meet the Queen of England.

Anonymous said...

When was the last time Da Mayor washed his rags?

Anonymous said...

Or he just doesn't care about fashion. Glad he didn't tap into budget for new duds. A little too nitpicky of an article, even for you Juan. Have a good day!

Anonymous said...

Gee, let's give Da Mayor credit for not going to Mexico City with the Mr. Amigo loony board members
or bothering to "dress up" for the loony tune's
show. Guess he's smart enough to figure them out.

Anonymous said...

No the Mayor is not over dressed! Tony Martinez is an old man who is so far up his own ass to realize that he forgot to change his clothes.

Anonymous said...

It is a hit to rest of the pheasants that they don't deserve a Gala attire, too low for his nobility!!!

Anonymous said...

And we thought that Pat Auhmada dressed like a slob. Look at this MF. You dont look cool Tony. Dress the part. After all you are the Mayor of our City. But yea we get it. You dont give a flying duck on your appearance. Pelao apestoso y grenudo. No vales quacha.

Joaquin said...

If the observation weren't so damn funny, I'd say you're only being petty. Good catch, though.

Anonymous said...

Da Mayor visited La Pulga for his new duds outfit. Cantinflas dresses better than this Critter.

Anonymous said...

Probably wears the same underwear for days, just like his duds...

Anonymous said...

This is the same way he dresses in Court.....

He thinks he is too good to wear a
suit unless his boss
from
Boston / New York / Chicago ! !

At the parade next week either

give him the finger and say "mayor Martinez, go fuck yourself"

or

give him thumbs down and say "mayor go fuck yourself"

for god's sake don't wave at the clown ! ! !

"mayor Martinez go fuck yourself"


you are the worst elected official ever in the city of Brownsville . . . .

Anonymous said...

he visto al alcalde con esos mismos pantalones en varias reuniones,imajinate montoya el peste a VERIJA Y DE MIADOS.

Anonymous said...

Da Mayor washes his undies once-a-month in order to save on his P.U.B. Bill. The same goes for his socks!

Anonymous said...

Changing the subject the next Olympiada will be held in Suchi, Mexico. Da Mayor will be hosting the CityCommision . This from a source deep from the National Security Agency.

Anonymous said...

Da mayor wants to re-name LaCasa Blanca to La Casa de Nylon; and name his right hand Critter Gazonsky his VP.

Cantiflas said...

Why dont the dress up? he dont have better clothes? no money? Wow leave these garas for the rest of us common folks, this is no the way to represent the city at all. puro cool arrow.

Anonymous said...

Armani has selected Da Mayor the best dressed Dude from the Bronx NY. His attire was selected from La Segunda. This an exclusive store from La Calle Adams. This from a source deep from the National Security Agency.H

Anonymous said...

You need to work in your Spanish big time, your insults don't make any sense...

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