Friday, September 12, 2014

RODRIGUEZ CAMPAIGN STRATEGY: REMEMBER MY GLORY DAYS, PLEASE!

By Juan Montoya
Brownsville is famous for recycling old warships, tires, clothes, and politicians.
So we weren't totally surprised when old warhorse Joe Rodriguez was painfully trotted out from the pasture to vie for the Place 4 position on the board.

What did surprise is is that Rodriguez – given his tumultuous past with the BISD – would still agree to get on the ballot.
He faces Shirley La Bowman and Mary Rey.
Rodriguez has proven masterful over the decades of milking his 15 minutes of fame (actually, it was 60) and creating a cult-personality industry of it.
He will not allow anyone to forget that drizzly night of Dec. 3, 1969 at Sams Stadium when his Brownsville H.S. Golden Eagles football team was beaten like they had been caught stealing chickens 47-14 by the Seguin Matadors for the regional title. It was the highest level the team ever reached.
Rodriguez has ridden that 10-2 season for all it's worth and has made it a cottage industry.
Now his personal blogger – and longtime BISD protege – has started to run snippets of the 1969 season all the way up to the fateful Seguin game when the Matadores sliced and diced the Eagles and roasted them on a skewer.
Like Bruce Springsteen's "Glory Days," Jerry is replaying the eight-track tapes to see if the old magic still works.
You remember the names: Desi Najera, Ruben Fernandez, Charlie Hernandez, Johnny "O" Olvera,  Alberto TreviƱo, Lonnie Robinson, Danny Salinas, Lonny Robinson, Mike Goode, and Mike Adams, Leal, etc..
And locals remembered them, too. 
Najera went on to be fire chief, and later emergency coordinator for the county while the others were found suitable positions by a thankful city.
Rodriguez went on to become a trustee at the BISD, then Athletic Director, and then a vendor where he made princely sums as a result of the connections he made with his compadres and the patronage he dispensed through his position when AD and trustee.
At least three audits and a forensic audit have shown that Big Joe has served himself well at the public trough while cloaking himself in a mantle of sainthood and benevolence. An idol with feet of clay.
Bowman remembers when she was ready to collect payment for the four games she worked and A.D. Joe told her that the way it worked was, three for you, one for me. She told him, Bowman said, that it was not the way she worked and demanded – and got – her pay.
We, in Brownsville, have nurtured a vice that allows people like Big Joe and others to milk that fleeting moment of fame for decades to come. Just when you think there's no more juice left in the turnip, another squeeze gets the juice flowing again.
Now that he's thrown his coach's cap in the arena, the research for the details of his performance as a "public servant" which has made him wealthy has started. Let the game begin.
Second half, anyone?

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

As Athletics Director he blocked the sports tennis, golf, and swimming for middle school students. Those sports are called lifetime sports, because they can be played for years and years, unlike something like football which for most guys ends right after high school. Starting a sport like tennis in middle school also makes the athletes more competitive when they get to high school. But, oh no, Old Joe, ain't gonna be for nothing but the sport the sports that were around when he coached. That's the way he thinks. That's the kind of thinking you want on the school board?

Anonymous said...

"Bowman remembers when she was ready to collect payment for the four games she worked and A.D. Joe told her that the way it worked was, three for you, and one for me."

Juan, that is a serious accusation of corruption. Let's hope that you have the prove to back the statement. On the other hand why did Bowman not accuse Joe of such thing with the school and law enforcement authorities. Very serious accusation.

Anonymous said...

Hey Joe, it is still 4th and 80.

Anonymous said...

Our BISD students, teachers, employes & community deserve a GOOD LEADER and ROLE MODEL!!!!
I can tell my family and I have discussed all Elections coming up... BISD needs a Board with less self interest and that will not take from our students Athletics Dept... Let's focus and understand he members who are going to question and defend what's BEST FOR STUDENTS, TEACHERS , STAFF & TAX PAYERS!!!!

IT is not Loser Abuser Joe Rodriguez!!! remember he is the worst and will BISD DOWNFALL!! No more Joe Rodriguez No Vale Mother ..... I"m Angel Gutierrez will say one thing my Vote and my family will support an Educator with Moral Values and Ethics.. Shirly Bowman will make a difference don't know the lady she looks to serious and mean hopefully she is no CROOK!!!!

Anonymous said...

Who gives two shits , my dad was in the middle of the tet-offensive giving blood and guts during this time.this dude is still milking his 15 min no mames

Anonymous said...

Joe Rodriguez was nothing more than a finger grabber! If it wasn't tied down, it went into his pocket! He should have been Indicted when Armando Villalobos was in office! Oh, my bad! Villalobos was in bed with his family!

Anonymous said...

We' got la Rey, a Crazie. la Bowman .; another Crazie . Looks like a T-Party combo.

Anonymous said...

Joe-Rod, another has-been pushed into candidacy because his lawyer family is as rich as God and as mean as he Devil. Go away. Just please go away.

Anonymous said...

I remember that, namely, that "as Athletics Director he blocked the sports tennis, golf, and swimming for middle school students." That was a cultural hit. It prevented too many students from developing at least a modest athletic association with those games that are usually reserved for rich whites. I wonder what he said privately 'cause his rich family certainly never followed the harvest up north.

Anonymous said...

My family and I, would vote for Mary Rey.

Anonymous said...

Joe Rod needs to go away. Mrs. Rey is the best candidate we have.

Anonymous said...

I will vote for Ms Rey in a heartbeat, over the other two! !

Anonymous said...

Everyone knows the AD should concentrate on American Football where Mexicans excel. Why learn a sport that will last you a lifetime when you can get the shit knocked out of you by guys twice your size?

Anonymous said...

Lol

L. Vela said...

I whole heartedly agree. My vote is for Mary Rey!

Anonymous said...

This guy lost Coors, because of his behavior, then returned to coaching.

Anonymous said...

Between Mary Way the Old Fart/Crook Joe Rodriguez, Teachers you are better off with the MEAN MACHINE LA BOWMAN!!!Citizens please vote for the Candidate that will not be aligned to the Rodriguez, Salazar nor Zayas..Enough is Enough let's not be dumb & Stupid like the Pena lady on the School Board she is an embarrassment to our School Board and community..Can't afford more sick, dumb & Stupid leaders:(..

Anonymous said...

"Can't afford more dumb & stupid leaders:( "
So you are calling Cata and Luci stupid??

Anonymous said...

No need to wonder about Cata, she removes any doubt whenever she opens her mouth.

Anonymous said...

Now that you mention Alberto Trevino. What happened to his restaurant "four corners" anybody know?

Mil Mascaras said...

45 years ago, Glory days, man how time flys joe and you still want to milk the cow a little more? nothing like a greed sob. who cares about the kids right joe? as long as you get what you want, dale gas.

southmost kid said...

Doesnt this dude have a pending lawsuit against bisd? And if he does thenis he allowed to run?

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