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Wednesday, September 23, 2015

ELON, ELON LIKES YOUR MONEY, HE TAKES A LOT THEY SAY

"ELON"

Elon wears his dot.com like a crown
He calls his child Damian
'Cause he likes the name
And he sends him to the finest school in town

Elon, Elon likes your money
He takes a lot they say
Spends his days counting
In a garage down by Tesla way

He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said, "God is dead
And the war's begun, Errol Musk has a son today"
And he shall be an Elon
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be an Elon
In tradition with the family plan
And he shall be Elon
And he shall be a good man
He shall be Elon

Elon sells SpaceX balloons in town
His rocket business thrives
Damian blows up balloons all day
Sits on the porch swing watching them fly

And Damian, he wants to go to Venus
Leaving Elon back in Mars
Take a balloon and go sailing
While Elon, Elon slowly dies

He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day
When the New York Times said, "God is dead
And the war's begun, Errol Musk has a son today"
And he shall be Elon 
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be Elon
In tradition with the family plan

And he shall be Elon
And he shall be a good man
He shall be Elon
And he shall be Elvon
And he shall be a good man
And he shall be Elon
In tradition with the family plan
And he shall be Elon
And he shall be a good man
He shall be Elon

Posted by jmon at 2:12 PM

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

As a Jew, what a contrasting difference I see between two foreign leaders visiting Washington: the humble graciousness and optimistic worldview of Pope Francis in his visit to America, full of encouragement; an opening ... and, on the other hand, the visits and actions this year by Prime Minister Netanyahu, in collusion with Republican and other reactionary strategists, resulting in defensive, cynical efforts at manipulating US politics; initialling fear and backing everyone into a right-wing corner.

September 23, 2015 at 3:58 PM
Anonymous said...

F***ingawesome

September 23, 2015 at 5:20 PM
Anonymous said...

great song, great pairdee, appreciate a quik witted one. you're the type of guy I wanna go get a beer with! Hell I'll even let you fuck my girlfriend once, she appreciates a good line or two. twice is up to her. keep up the good work, bro!!

September 24, 2015 at 12:34 PM

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