BROWNTOWN'S TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (REDUX)

(Ed.'s Note: Some of our five readers asked that we report Browntown's Twelve Days of Christmas that appeared a year ago. Here it is. As you can see, some things never change.)


On the first day of Xmas,the voters gave to me
Erin still out as county JP

On the second day of Xmas, we got from BPD
Two shooting cops
And Erin out as JP

On the third day of Xmas, Elections gave to me
Three mail-fraud ballots
Two shooting cops
 Erin out as county JP

On the fourth day of Xmas, my schools they gave to me
Four bought-out trustees

Three mail-fraud ballots
Two shooting cops
 Erin out as county JP

On the fifth day of Xmas, Elections gave to me
Five s-t-o-l-e-n votes
Four bought-out trustees
Three mail-fraud ballots
Two shooting cops
 Erin out as county JP

On the sixth day of Xmas, the port it gave to me
Sixty pampered staffers
Five s-t-o-l-e-n votes
Four bought-out trustees
Three mail-fraud ballots
Two shooting cops
 Erin out as county JP

On the seventh day of Xmas, my schools they gave to me
Seven fake promotions
Sixty pampered staffers
Five s-t-o-l-e-n votes
Four bought-out trustees
Three mail-fraud ballots
Two shooting ops
 Erin out as county JP

On the eight day of Xmas, Tony gave UT
Eighty city acres
Seven fake promotions
Sixty pampered staffers
Five s-t-o-l-e-n votes
Four bought-out trustees
Three mail-fraud ballots
Two shooting cops
 Erin out as county JP

On the ninth day of Xmas, TSC gave to me
Nine over-paid consultants
Eighty city acres
Seven fake promotions
Sixty pampered staffers
Five s-t-o-l-e-n votes
Four bought-out trustees
Three mail-fraud ballots
Two shooting cops
 Erin out as county JP


On the tenth day of Xmas, PUB gave to me
Ten rate increases
Nine over-paid consultants
Eighty city acres
Seven fake promotions
Sixty pampered staffers
Five s-t-o-l-e-n votes
Four bought-out trustees
Three mail-fraud ballots
Two shooting cops
 Erin out as county JP


On the 11th my of Xmas, my SpaceX gave to me

Eleven dead sea turtles
Ten rate increases
Nine over-paid consultants
Eighty city acres
Seven fake promotions
Sixty pampered staffers
Five s-t-o-l-e-n votes
Four bought-ou trustees
Three mail-fraud ballots
Two shooting cops
 Erin out as county JP

On the 12th day of Xmas, the feds they gave to me
Twelve guilty lawyers
Eleven dead sea turtles
Ten rate increases
Nine over-paid consultants
Eighty city acres
Seven fake promotions
Sixty pampered staffers
Five s-t-o-l-e-n votes
Four bought-out trustees
Three mail-fraud ballots
Two shooting cops
 Erin out as county JP