AND NOW, THE REST OF THE SAENZ-CORTEZ-EL CHAPO STORY

(Ed.'s Note: We received this insider story from our growing readership [we think we can count 7 already] on the way Cameron County District Attorney Luis V. Saenz and his former Public Integrity Unit chief Victor Cortez assisted Mexican law enforcement from little ol' Browntown to capture Sinaloa Cartel head Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman in Los Mochis, Sinaloa. We had not heard this version of the capture, but it is entertaining. Here goes.)

Special to El Rrun-Rrun
Using reconfigured eight-liners outsourced from North Carolina for data analysis and a crucial prison-insider 411 from convicted former Cameron County District Attorney Armando Villalobos, (Luis V.) Saenz led a crack squad of formerly abuses spouses – all wearing red bandannas and bigotes – and the State of India's crack fugitive-finding Livingston Brigade. Driving confiscated 18-wheelers, they descended on "El Chapo" Guzman.
They rode the 18-wheelers into the heart of Sinaloa where El Chapo took one look at the advancing columns of Righteousness, realized he didn't have a chance, and surrendered to the glorious lawmen.
"Just another day at work, trust restored. I'm doing a great job," Saenz told the press.
"No one is above the law," chortled Cortez.