WHAT A DEAL: YOUR MONEY BACK IF U DON'T CUM

(Ed.'s Note: We don't know if the photograph of the sign taken by one of our eight readers (one came back after defecting to themchalereport.blog) can be taken as an offer or a promise. But after having your car washed for the basement-bottom price of 75 cents, you are also guaranteed to come for only $1. We believe in truth in advertisement, so we are asking our readers if anyone bit the bait and tried it out. Any takers?)