By Juan Montoya
Add fighting avian blood suckers to the long resume former Cameron County District Attorney investigator, Port of Brownsville Police Dept. chief, narco-satanista vanquisher, and pioneer Brownsville family descendant George Gavito is compiling.
You could also add owner of Wowees flour tortilla tacos, and resurrector of the old Barrel House Bar in downtown Brownsville to that growing list of accomplishments.
In his latest reincarnation, Gavito has teamed up with his cousin Mike Hernandez III, the force behind the messianic OP 10.33 organization whose stated aims is to eradicate poverty in Brownsville by October 2033 (OP 10.33, get it?), to provide the front lines in the battle against the Zika virus and to erect a chemical barrier and prevent it from making its way toward to the rest of valley.
To that end, Gavito was making the rounds in the low-income areas of downtown Brownsville thbis weekend assisted by the St. Joseph Academy Bloodhound football team handing out cans of mosquito repellant to surprised residents. At about $4 a can, it means that cousin Hernandez might have plunked $4,000 for the 1,000 cans if he didn't get a discount at Sam's.
Somehow (we didn't ask how) he got the football team members to volunteer and pass them out.
Gavito told a local broadcaster that he chose this area to pass out the nearly one thousand cans because he knows finances are tight.
"These cans cost four dollars each. So you can't get them with food stamps," Gavito said.
"These cans cost four dollars each. So you can't get them with food stamps," Gavito said.
"That's the last thing they're going to buy and if it rains, that's the first thing they're going to need, so I think it's very important to get the message out," he added.
How he knew that the people who got the repellant were on food stamps is beyond us. Maybe he knows the census tract statistics by heart, or something.
In a previous lifetime I used to work at the Brownsville Herald with Gavito's uncle Oscar Castillo who told us his nephew was going to get in trouble with his facile statements.
That proved to be true after George found himself as the Cameron County Sheriff's Dept.'s poster boy during the Mark Kilroy murder investigation involving the satanista cult headed by Adolfo Constanzo outside of Matamoros that also captured "witch" Sara Aldrete.
That proved to be true after George found himself as the Cameron County Sheriff's Dept.'s poster boy during the Mark Kilroy murder investigation involving the satanista cult headed by Adolfo Constanzo outside of Matamoros that also captured "witch" Sara Aldrete.
All that is behind him now and – unscathed and still a free man carrying a little more weight and graying sideburns – he's back home teaming up with cousin Mike III to push back the frontiers of ignorance, corruption and injustice and to take a swipe at the pesky Zika virus in his spare time.
"Hey, buddy, you got to help out," George told us recently. "We went all over passing them out."
12 comments:
This Gavito's face loOks like Erasmo Castro's nalgas. Feo, el Guey!
George Gavito is surely a surrogate in this process for his cousin Mike Hernandez. Gavito is not known for being a public servant or for serving the poor of Brownsville. He is most known as a "wantabee" womanizer. He has hit on many of the women here in town. More of those "hits" on his resume than on womanizer resume of Rene Oliviera...another political slug. George should keep to Wowees tortillas and the Barrel downtown. Perhaps "Grabvito" is a better name.....trying to grab at anything.
Oh please ! The repellent is $2 bucks at the flee market and Gabito should spray his fat ugly ass away ! He has been lucky gotten away with lots of illegal stuff but KARMA has a way of showing up unannounced
None of these are real accomplishments; they are more desperate stabs at fending off the curse of mortality. Gavito is a hollow man.
He has a wonderful history of public service, any elected official in Cameron County would be proud to have his resume. This man has always acted above board, but the board is at the bottom of a hole with Rene Oliveira standing on it.
Well, Trump is building a net around Miami FL and making Mosquitoes pay for it, Gavito and OP 10 33 will be forming a cloud of repellent in Southtmost to keep the mosquitoes from coming in.
This has to be the ugliest fucking dude in Browntown! Sheeeeeeeeeee-it, what a flesh-fat mug!!!!!!!
Funny yet true!
I hope Gavito and Hernandez get Zika
Just imagine Erasmo Castro as mayor and George Gavito as Sheriff.I bet that would be kool.
What are any of you all doing to help? Other than talking shit about the people who are doing something to help, the answer is NOTHING. Good work George! Getting the kids involved in community outreach is a priceless endeavor. Estes pinches' jaibas no saben nada!
Dude you can diebfrom not getting air in your lungs. Get out of their ass and take a deep breath.
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