Tuesday, April 18, 2017


Special to El Rrun-Rrun

Imagine this scenario: Private citizen and entrepreneur The Donald Trump travels to Russia to build a resort hotel and golf course. During his stay in Europe, he traveled to Slovania and was introduced to a classic bombshell named Melania. She is much younger than he, and in fact, when he first meets her, she might have even been a minor.

He is intrigued by her looks, her body, and the endearing accent that reminds you of Natasha Fatale, the sidekick of Boris Badenov in the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show.

Little does Trump know that Melania is really a Russian double agent who remained as a "sleeper" agent until it was time to take down the world's largest democracy. The gears of the Kremlin and the KGB go into full swing. They latch on to Trump's most trusted advisers, hack the Democratic Party's officials most closely connected to Hillary Clinton, and fill the Internet with "fake news" to discredit the candidate.

They succeed in helping Trump defeat Clinton and now, when the First Lady makes an appearance, nobody is criticizing her heavy heavy accent, and in fact find it "endearing" to have an immigrant in the White House while deporting millions across the southern border.

Will the Russian eavesdroppers get a kick out of The Donald and Melania's pillow talk? And will their ploy to conquer the West through the White House bedroom succeed?


Anonymous said...

Good satire since Ivanka is his daughter and his wife melania is not russian

Anonymous said...

This is probably your most credible piece yet.

Anonymous said...

Total and complete malicious bull shit!