Wednesday, November 1, 2017

ELIZONDO TO LONAS ULTIMATUM: PUT 'EM UP, PUT 'EM UP

By Jerry "Kid Lonas" McHale












I was standing in the Denny's parking lot along the frontage road when Carlos Elizondo, looking slim and drawn, surprised me from behind.

"You can write anything about me, but leave my wife and children out of your stories," he said in a stern manner.

"What are you talking about?"

"You know what I'm talking about. You wrote it."

"I write all the time. I don't remember much after I post."

"You wrote about my wife!"

I have been in this situation many times. I'm going through the dusty catalogs in my mind trying to recall a piece, but I can't remember a comment I may have made about his wife.

"I have no idea what you're talking about, Carlos."

"You wrote about my wife and conjugal visits!"

I immediately remembered the photo I published of him and his wife. The headline above the picture was mas o menos: SHERIFF LUCIO ALLOWS ELIZONDO AND HIS WIFE CONJUGAL VISITS!!!

"That was a joke. Don't you appreciate humor?"

"I'm warning you," he spat aggressively. "I don't want you to write anything about my wife and children."

"I'll write any damn thing I want!" I countered as I turned my body perpendicularly to him in case he threw a punch.

"You've been warned," he said as he stamped away.

If a person doesn't want his or her family in the spotlight, then stay out of politics. His conduct as a public official has been much more embarrassing to his wife than anything I could pen. Besides, as a BISD trustee he has attempted to use his position for the benefit of his wife and children. He was part of the conspiracy that demoted Mary Solis as principal at Veterans Memorial High School because she wouldn't do his bidding. With his shady Matamoros background, he believes he can bully anyone he wants because he has influence.

"You have free speech," opined Justo Leyes, The McHale Report's legal expert. "And he or any of his family members can sue you if they feel they have been defamed. But he is already in enough hot water with his multiple indictments without adding terroristic threats to his less-than-impressive resume. His warnings could be construed as an insinuation to do you bodily harm. Violence has already claimed his father and his brother. Does he perceive violence a way of doing business on the border?"

I perceive Carlos Elizondo as a cornered rat. And cornered rats are dangerous.
Image result for the cowardly lion, put em up

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

juan, who believes Jerry on anything? He makes things up, bro!

Anonymous said...

Never confront a man unless you're willing to act right there and then.
Obviously the chief is a pussy!
Perro que ladra no muerde! Decia mi abuelo. Qepd.
Carlitos, no seas tan culo. Van a pensar que eres Brownsville PD o peor US Custom.

Anonymous said...

He is not the chief, but he is a pussy. He gave up some elements of privacy when he ran for public office. Let's just hope that all the smoke against him leads us to a fire (conviction) is this an other corruption investigations. I don't trust Luis Saenz. He is likely to let someone off to foster a political alliance for the future. We can only hope too, that Cesar de Leon resigns from the city commission. We cannot understand why Tony Martinez prefers a living racist over a rock that has never spoken a word.

Anonymous said...

While we are talking about corruption, how did Cameron County resolve the problem caused when county computers sold at auction turned up at the pulga with lots of citizen information on their hard drives???????????

Anonymous said...

if it's a street fight, jerry "kid kanvas" takes out "el bombero bombo" elizondo in under 30 seconds with a vicious left hook to the fireman's mandible. no contest. if it's an ambush in a downtown alley then pos no, ta cabron.

Anonymous said...

What a lovely couple in that picture.

Anonymous said...

You may not remember but we do remember that during the time of the BISD election you stated that you would not support Elizondo's opposition because you had made a commitment to Elizondo's candidacy. You also stated that his opponent was a good candidate but you had already made your commitment. We respected your decision and we hope that if Mr. Elizondo resigns from his BISD trustee position that you would support for the Board of Trustees to select the opponent that lost to Mr. Elizondo during that election as the individual to replace him in the board of trustee. Like you stated before Mr. Robert Rodriguez is a good candidate who is honest, sincere, and a individual with integrity.

Anonymous said...

Semper Fi you've been thru this a thousand times you know what to do...

Anonymous said...

The happy RATAS going to eat more money in Brownsville

Anonymous said...

Once you enter the political ring, your life and that of your family becomes part of the public domain

Anonymous said...

You were jollier as a Fat Man McHale.

Anonymous said...

The lovely rata couple. Mr. and Mrs. rat Huerta Elizondo. Low life people, Cindy the hood rat. Lol.

Anonymous said...

I hate to say it, but ELIZONDO is right. McHale does not need to drag his wife or children into his writings. It is to much to ask that McHale be a gentleman, no matter what his opinion is about Caps ELIZONDO, because he is a low life and thinks he is a journalist. McHale is worse than those he writes about and degraded. McHale is a coward, maybe someday someone will take him to the wood shed. That would be fitting and nice.

Anonymous said...

THIS ENTIRE CITY NEEDS CHRISTIAN PRAYERS; CARLOS & FAMILY , B.F.D. , OUR ELECTED LEADERS. ONLY GOD,JESUS CHRIST, WILL BRING THE RIGHT INTO ALL THIS EVILNESS. WHEN GOD'S PEOPLE WERE PERSECUTED FOR ANY REASON, GOD INTERVENED TO HELP BUT THEY WERE RIGHTEOUS BEFORE HIM.

Anonymous said...

I have to say I'm quite surprised that Carlos's family reacted on Facebook. For those of us that know Carlos he does not speak highly of his family in fact he keeps his distance from them, in his own words they are an embarrassment every single one of them. You can only take his word for it since they are never around him but then it makes you think are they the embarrassing ones or is he you be the judge.

Anonymous said...

Juan, we've met before at the PUB. Believe me when I say that, I would have backed you up 100%. And plus, fkn Denny's is one of my favorite places.
Hedley.

Anonymous said...

Con cara De luna

Primera Citizen said...

I've been wondering the same thing. Why haven't we the tax payers of this county been updated, this is a serious problem.

Anonymous said...

for this guy to even go up to you and confront you about the post. ROOKIE.

Anonymous said...

McHale's an old fuck. He runs from controversy and bacs every judge, as if he's afraid he'll be standing in front of them one of these days. Puro Bluffing de este gabacho sonso!

Anonymous said...

Do you not have a better picture of McHale?
Who wants to see him in his pantaletas?

Pat Ahumada said...

McHale is a coward in my book, he hides behind the mask of journalism and he is no journalist. McHale is nothing but narcissist who has perverted journalisim. He is just like Charlie Atkinson who cowardly hid behind the public protection through the office he held and bullied himself on the commission, so does McHale through the journalist title. In other words, McHale is a piece of shit and always has been. Karma will be sweet

Anonymous said...

Pussy vs. Pussy

Anonymous said...

Elizondo came from Matamoros to Brownsville because he believes he can be a big man over here, while in Mexico he couldn't survive. He isn't bright, and wants to use Mexican political tactics here. Like the other BISD "Trustees", he can't be trusted and is interested in financial kick-backs from contractors. He, like the others, care little about the academic responsibility of making policy for BISD.

Anonymous said...

Well, Carlos is a total slug and trying to intimidate the Irish Ass Hole, was an act of macho stupidity. Still, it is bad form to drag the guys wife and family into this mess. These so called bloggers are often just poorly informed mud slingers passing off their trash mouths as free speech. I am surprised that one or more of them hasn't take the dirt nap yet.

Anonymous said...

Cesar DeLeon needs to resign! We don't need a racist person and a person that was accepting kick backs! People that are supporting this man are stupid or naive. But more likely stupid.

Anonymous said...

Really Pat? Did you ever confront Charlie or call him out? And if yes, were you sober at the time?

Anonymous said...

Your book in not worth much. That being said, many of us view you as a narcissist too.

You speak of Tanked up Atkinson, yet you led and were part of that mockery you called a commission.

You are also regarded as a piece of shit and it appears that karma has caught up to you.

Good day, lad.

Pat Ahumada said...

Anonymous 12:33 PM, to keep it simple, I live 4 doors down from Atkinson. I am easy to find. And, yes to your question. Both him and cohort who i slapped whined and complained when confronted.

Pat Ahumada said...

Anonymous 12:50, I never went on the attack, but I did and would defend myself on the commission. Just look at the tapes. Atkinson went around saying Pat is one vote, but that he controlled the commission. The sad thing is like his cohort said, anything and everything I would propose, even if it was good for Brownsville they would vote against. Bullies they were and cowards they were and are, just like McHale. They are cut from the same cloth. They bring nothing to the table, but are good at undermining.

Anonymous said...

Hey guys! Dont forget the other Ratas on the school board, Cesar Lopez, Joe Rodriguez, Cowen, Laura Perez, Zendjas and Baltazar Salazar! These shits need to be locked up!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Elizondo thought of the wives and kids of the 49 rookie firefighters he was gonna fire to get his private ambulances in the department?

Anonymous said...

Salio putito el Elizondo!!!

Pinched cry baby, "mess with me, not my wife!" Andale cabron, pero bueno para andar chingando, no?

Anonymous said...

Blogger at 8:30, you forgot the real rats on the school board. Las dos Viejas que no se
callan el osico y quieren controlar todo - Viejas chismosas. You are probably being bought ice cream at Dairy queen by one of them so you can write about the board.

Anonymous said...

La raza loves el gabacho Jerry Mchale for speaking against the corrupt thief Carlos Elizondo. Carlos and Cindy think people should give them special treatment above everyone else. I remember at the ballet folclorico event during charro days, their was a line to get in and Cindy Huerta Elizondo was arguing with the person at the door to let her bypass everyone that had been in line before her because she was the wife of the thief bisd board member Carlos Elizondo. What makes you better than the people that waited in line for hours Cindy.

Anonymous said...

Look,, there is nothing that you can say to, or about McHale that will embarrass him or hurt his feelings, he knows he is sorry piece of shit and he revels in his misery. With that said, Sr. Pelon seems to have thin skin, which is a bad trait for anyone in politics; so Pelonito just shut the fuck or Jerry will slap you so hard you will smell it coming before you feel it.

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