On the first day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
A tacuache up a plam tree
On the second day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Two lavacarros
and a tacuache up a palm tree
On the third day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Three cold brews
Two lavacarros
And a tacuache up a palm tree
On the fourth day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Four marimachas
Three cold brews
Two lavacarros
And a tacuache up a palm tree
On the fifth day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Five trans...ves...tites
Four marimachas
Three cold brews
Two lavacarros
And a tacuache up a palm tree
On the sixth day of Christmas downtown Bronwtown gave to me
Six nickel baggies
Five trans...ves...tites
Four marimachas
Three cold brews
Two lavacarros
And a tacuache up a palm tree
On the seven day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Seven fat toques
Six nickel baggies
Five trans...ves...tites
Four marimachas
Three cold brews
Two lavacarros
And a tacuache up a palm tree
On the eighth day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Eight scared mojados
Seven fat toques
Six nickel baggies
Five trans...ves...tites
Four marimachas
Three cold brews
Two lavacarros
And a tacuache up a palm tre
On the ninth day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Nine tired street walkers
Eight scared mojados
Seven fat toques
Six nickel baggies
Five trans...ves...tites
Four marimachas
Three cold brews
Two lavacarros
And a tacuache up a palm tree
On the tenth day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Ten pounds of mota
Nine tired street walkers
Eight scared mojados
Seven fat toques
Six nickel baggies
Five trans...ves...tites
Four marimachas
Three cold brews
Two lavacarros
And a tacuache up a palm tre
On the 11th day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Eleven bribed officials
Ten pounds of mota
Nine tired street walkers
Eight scared mojados
Seven fat toques
Six nickel baggies
Five trans...ves...tites
Four marimachas
Three cold brews
Two lavacarros
And a tacuache up a palm tre
On the 12th day of Christmas downtown Browntown gave to me
Twelve sold out jurors
Eleven bribed officials
Ten pounds of mota
Nine tired street walkers
Eight scared mojados
Seven fat toques
Six nickel baggies
Five trans...ves...tites
Four marimachas
Three cold brews
Two lavacarros
And a tacuache up a palm tree
6 comments:
Sad. childish, too.
tlguache not tacuche
Oh well, a sad attempt at a Tex/Mex parody. The gringos won't get it, but what they hell Bro, they are just a pimple on the ass of Browntown.
T L A C U A C H E
Pinches pochos!
No English no Spanish
iliterate mo fos!
Thanks B I S D.
Ah yes Browntown, where the people are at best semi-literate in two languages.
what a mistake by those old gringos naming this town Brownsville pendejos
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