Wednesday, January 31, 2018

LUNATICS CONVERGE ON COUNTY'S RUCKER-CARRIZALES CLINK

The lunatic is in my head. 
The lunatic is in my head 
You raise the blade, you make the change 
You re-arrange me 'til I'm sane. 
You lock the door 
And throw away the key 
There's someone in my head but it's not me...

"Brain Damage"...Pink Floyd

Special to El Rrun-Rrun
This morning, the magistrate's office at the Cameron County Rucker-Carrizales Correction Facility in Olmito had a full house.

Awaiting the arrival of the magistrate, the staff was surprised to see the number of accused waiting to get their bonds set.

"There were 19 of them arrested last night," said an office staffer. "That's a record."

Was it a quirk? Or was it a sign, as the court staffer suggested that "the lunatics" were out last night?

Remember that it was last night and this morning that the planet has experience the rare convergence of the triple events – full moon, Super Blue moon, and lunar eclipse. Not since Andrew Johnson was President, the second dome on the U.S. Capitol was completed and Jesse James completed his first robbery will the skies experience an event like this.

Now what prompted James to begin his life of crime? Surely it was not the moon. Or was it?

The next rare super blue blood moon won't happen until 2037, so we'll know by then if we're still around.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

you won't be around in 2037, juan. You may not make it to the end of this year! LOL

Anonymous said...

Hermaphrodites Angry and United

Anonymous said...

The $400 an hour magistrate?

Anonymous said...

Wrong again, Montoya. It's not a super blue moon but a Tarantula Hawk Wasp.

rita