Tuesday, February 27, 2018

"BASED ON MY EXTENSIVE RESEARCH, THREE AGREES..."

(Ed.'s Note: Writes a contributor "El Tito Mata has 3 Masters Agrees? Is one of them in spelling or grammar? Pos yo tengo for if he has 3. One must be in blogging, the other on the Brownsville Herald, and the fourth in anything that La Chisquiada Rose Gowen tells him...")

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tito Mata is the most absolute idiot in town. Tell him to show you proof of his three Master Degrees. He won't be able to comply. He is a narcissist and completely full of himself. Poor wife of his that has to deal with him daily. He is just a big embarrassing joke. Nobody takes him seriously, he has no friends. Tell him to stop going to Starbucks, he's a joke, nobody cares for him there. 3 Master Degrees, what a joke.

Anonymous said...

Tito is a respectable person. It was only a typo.

Anonymous said...

OMG, what a big liar Tito is. From HR Dept in BISD, He does not have three Master Degrees. Why does he choose to misrepresent himself? What is wrong with this person? Does he have an inferiority complex? Who is he trying to impress? The general public in Brownsville knows he's nothing but, a show off. He is a toxic individual to have as a friend. For your well being and reputation, stay away from this person.

Anonymous said...

tito should have gotten a PHD instead of three masters what a waste of money dude.

Anonymous said...

Having 3 Masters and NO PhD, Makes you book smart not street smart. In Brownsville and in Education one of those masters better be in street smart because your students DONT GIVE a "bip" if you have a B.A., M.A, or PhD.
If this town has the worst healthy eating habits, it is not resolved by people with masters. EACH person has the choice and will power or NOT.

Anonymous said...

Educated derelict!

Anonymous said...

Did he says he gots tree degreees., Stop trying so hard nobody cares.

Anonymous said...

Dr. Mika gave Tito 3 of her master agrees because he tells all his friends to vote for her.

Anonymous said...

He's a good guy.

Anonymous said...

How many Teetos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, Teeto just holds the light bulb and lets the world revolve around him.

Anonymous said...

He means well.

Anonymous said...

Rose Zavaleta Gowen pushed bicycles to turn fat people thin. Didn't work!! Now she needs to push vegetarian tacos and and bar-b-que tofu. Gowen, like Tony Martinez, is out of touch with the people of Brownsville. They focus on downtown and "old" Brownsville folks.

Anonymous said...

I know Tito, I grew around Tito, I went to school with Tito, I played ball with Tito, Tito is poison. He does not have three Master Degrees, I know. To the population, all i can advice you to do is, run away from this guy and never have him over to your house. This person is unbelievably toxic. Bad guy.

Anonymous said...

Everybody, run away from this clown. This person (Tito) is up to no good. We know him and he has disappointed us time and again. We refer to him as the anti-christ. EVIL, with a smile.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha Pinche Tito Mata. This guy is a giant kiss ass. Never liked him. Not sure why parents let him near their children either!

Anonymous said...

Let’s not forget he introduces his wife as Dr / doctor never by a simple given name its hilarious

Anonymous said...

Why does the Herald take his photo , usually around a young girl's team ? Everytime a little girls team is in a photo, this fool seems to be there. Sick bastard!

Anonymous said...

It is well-known that when a female has a bigger check coming in, the male spouse has got to make himself look good another way. Tito thinks his pectoralis major is the thing that sells him to the women as God's gift to women. I remember how he used to make fun of Dr. C, before she became Dr. Mata and tell everyone that he could have anyone he wanted, but he had settled on Dr. C because of her well-respected reputation and degrees she had accumulated.

Anonymous said...

By Ray Barretto:

El Watusi el hombre mas wapo de Brownsville tiene siete pies y pesa 300 libras y cuando llega Watusi todo pueblo a correr el Watusi gordo y waposo.

Anonymous said...

pathological narcissist

Anonymous said...

What a moron. What is it with him referring to his wife as Dr. Mata. Is she the only one with a doctorate degree in Brownsville? OK Tito, we get it...she has a doctorate. What's her name? Now that he has three self proclaimed Master degrees, do we refer to him as Master Mata?

Master Mata, please get off the one-member Self-Admiration Board of Directors.

Anonymous said...



A person with three master degrees is called a Turd. No matter how
much you wash a turd, it will not come clean. People beyond saving are turds.
French merde, German Scheiße and everybody's favorite mojon.

rita