Friday, March 2, 2018

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! WE'RE GOING TO FIGHT TO VICTORY!


By Juan Montoya

Unlike the teachers, first responders, cops,  and others he features in his media ads, District 37 State Representative Rene Oliveria was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. After 34 years of living off the people, he wants two more to "finish" his work.

Marquis Rene:

Never had to work a day in his life.

Had his life planned out to rule over the rabble before he even went to school (Texas-Ex)

Had his education and political career planned by his mom.

Doesn't know the meaning of work.

Never had to have a part time job to pay his way through school.

Has lived off the name of his family.

Expects everyone to bow to him because of what his ancestors did.

Respects them so much he was willing to trade their accomplishments ("Nuco" Oliveira's Texas Southmost College) – and the people's community college – as a tribute to to his masters in Austin to stay in their good graces. He filed a bill to give away the college of the poorest city in the nation to the oil-and-gas rich UT System. So much for his respect for our education.

Thinks its his Droit du seigneur (French: “right of the lord”) to sleep with the bride of any one of his vassals.

Thinks that the law does not apply to him. After his drunk (it was him, some say) girlfriend crashed his car without insurance into the back of a van, he never compensated them for the damages . She got a Cadillac.

If this was a Tale of Two Cities, he would be the marquis whose carriage ran over the peasant child and threw gold coins out the window to pay for it.

If he has ever fought for anything, it is to be the first for the next drink or to have the first shot at the next skirt that comes along.

As in that story, it's time to revolt and overthrow this rascal and his ilk.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't forget that he amended the Texas Open Beaches Act which guarantees all beaches are public property and must be accessible to the public at all times. He messed with our open beaches protections so that SpaceX would be able to close our beach whenever they want to. Oliveira doesn't give a damn about the people he is supposed to be representing. He only cares for the lobbyists who pay for his many vices.

Anonymous said...

Rene has my vote, as he has had it the last 18 times I voted!

Anonymous said...

Rene is just one of the dynastic families we are stuck with....the Betancourts, the Olivieras, the Garzas, the Lucios, the Velas and other's. At least the Garza family has contributed substantially to our community, as have the Velas. Rene's mother, Gloria, was Democratic Party Chair and directed the political career of her sorry ass son; probably knowing that he could not make a living unless he was on the public tit. Rene is a total embarrassment to this community. His vote is for sale to the highest bidder, even if it has a negative impact on his constituents. He is a boozer and seems to get "sloppy seconds" from lots of women in this community. It is time to turn Rene out to pasture or to Cobbleheads, where ever he plops his big ass to drink. GET RID OF RENE....VOTE HIM OUT OF OFFICE........

Anonymous said...

Ay Juanito!!! all lawyer that are elected do the same thing. They learn it at a law school. Look at Justice of the Peace Gracia, former District Judge Limas, former DA Villalobos. It looks like nomas la de Rene te gusto.

Anonymous said...

te vas a arrepentir, puto! vato inutil. deja tus juegos y ayudale a tu jefita viejita, cabron!

Anonymous said...

The news from Austin is that all the restaurants there will only serve Ren'e The black Mamba Oliviera with plastic utensils, they claim that the venom from the Mamba turns their utensils green, no silver spoon there.

Anonymous said...

What else does he have that is yours? You must be really stupid or something.

Anonymous said...

What's worst spacex or lng? Both rene voted spacex domingez voted lng. Vote the lesser evil.

Anonymous said...

traidor, guey! te arrepentiras, puto!!

Anonymous said...

What is wrong with having money? Enough with this poor mentality that the haves' take advantage, Get your ass a better mother or get you incompetent ass to work! Blaming someone's upbringing is ridiculous, jealousy is killing this town, Get over it. Rene had, has and will have a good life, it's plain and simple, he had good parents.

Anonymous said...

Maybe his wife or girlfriend or?, We shall have to wait and see.

Anonymous said...

RENE OLIVIERA IS A SLUG!!!!!!!!!!! HE LEAVES HIS SLIME WHERE EVER HE SLITHERS; SLIME THAT SOMEONE ELSE HAS TO CLEAN UP. RENE IS AN ARROGANT ASSHOLE....ALWAYS WAS AND WILL BE FOR EVER.

Anonymous said...

Hey to anonymous March 10, 2018 at 10:02 pm.
Writing like you're his brother or a nephew! you all have very lazy offspring. Including your uncle who inherited the Oyster Bar thanks to his wife.By the way, WHAT THE HECK DOES HE DO WITH THE 12th shrimp he witholds from our plates?He's the ex mayor, what can you do? All his rude staff, who only know you by name when you walk in cuz you are family, just shrug and look at you, like, Oh well. Go somewhere else, you don't have to eat here.
I hate it how everyone thinks Rene is still such a womanizer! Ya ni se le para!!!!

Unknown said...

I am a Republican but I voted Democrat this time to vote for Alex Dominguez. Any educated person should know that 37 years is quite enough. Is there any more educated people in Brownsville? Vote for Alex Dominguez.

Unknown said...

I am a republican who voted Democrat this time to vote for Alex Dominguez. It's been 37 years. Any educated person knows we need a change. Vote Alex Dominguez.

Anonymous said...

Mexican republican that won't help you when you get deported by your beloved republicans, mijita. Start using a metate, and starting getting used to eating frijoles con aroz y tortillas. Buena suerte en Mexico MIJITA.

Anonymous said...


You also need to change your name to something like Maria del Rosario Guadalupe de Juanita. You'll feel at home. A gringo name is not going to help you in Mexico believe me.

Anonymous said...

Chencha

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