Tuesday, May 1, 2018

BASEBALL, BOXING METAPHORS USED TO EXCUSE OLIVEIRA; WE SUGGEST NAMING HIM KING OF THE DEMOLITION DERBY



"In the latter stages of the election season the city is buzzing with the report that State Representative Rene Oliveira was involved in a fender-bender while under the influence."

By Juan Montoya

And so the narratives goes by the state rep's spin hacks to justify the fact that Oliveira "made a mistake in judgment"  when he rear-ended a woman on his way home from the bar with enough force to flatten both his front tires. One shill compares him to a boxing champion. The other to Houston Astros MVP Jose Altuve.

(Yeah, both are a stretch because someone has always taken the fall for Rene. And in most cases – from his late mother Gloria to his girlfriend Lupita – it has been women paying the price. Se esconde detras de las naguas de las mujeres.

As far as comparing him to Altuve, well, we suggest he doesn't try beat out an out and try to make it to first base because of his congenital heart disease. The booze and other intoxicating pursuits don't help either.)

Actually, it was much more than a fender bender. And we'll take his claim that no one was hurt lightly since he – as an ambulance chaser – knows damn well that it may be days before the effects of the impact will become apparent to the victim. It was a powerful rear-end collision that flattened both tires of his black Cadillac and may have injured the woman in the car he hit. We'll never know until she starts to feel pains and hires a lawyer to sue his insurance.

That is, if his car had insurance. The last time he was involved in a similar accident, his car rear-ended a couple in their van and they could not get him to take responsibility because he did not have insurance coverage. The couple had to swallow the loss because no local attorneys would take their case. The woman since has had an aneurysm that has left her disabled with a loss of memory.
http://rrunrrun.blogspot.com/2018/04/adding-insult-to-injury-oliveiras_18.html

But this time, his defenders say that "Oliveira issued an apology, will accept the appropriate punishment and has quit drinking." Well, at least the woman driver this time got that much. Let's see what he does with the new victim.

His "adversaries," his defenders say will "try to exploit" this issue to defeat him at the polls in the upcoming runoff election against Pct. 2 commissioner Alex Dominguez. They say Dominguez has no experience in the Big Time. That he has been a county commissioner for one term and has done "nothing" to show. Well, it's convenient to forget what you don't know.

But does anyone remember how much "experience" Rene had when he was sent to Austin? None. Not even dog catcher, JP, city commissioner, or even school board member, zilch, nada. He was born with a silver spoon and the right name and feels entitled to be state rep. That what his mommy groomed him for with the Cameron County Democratic Party and that was that. Period.

And after decades, the PACs and lobbyists love Rene because they are the only people who pitch in every two years to keep him bought. 
http://rrunrrun.blogspot.com/2018/02/when-you-go-vote-in-primary-remember.html

"This is about the people of Brownsville and Cameron County," the narrative goes. "Would the voters rather have a person with almost four decades of experience in Austin or a nobody with no years of experience in Austin?"

Well, one would think that after being there almost four decades (actually 34 years, but hey poetic license is permitted to prop up the idol with the feet of clay), he would have some sense of what is right and what is wrong. He struck the woman's car, called his housemate, left the scene of the crime, and then had her tell police there had been "no accident."

"Let's say the Houston Astros' Jose Altuve (who of course is just like Rene!) received a DWI after winning the World Series. Would the fans demand that the organization bring up a player from the  AAA farm club, and replace their best player with an inferior athlete? Of course not?"

"This is the same situation in the upcoming election. Oliveira has made huge contributions to Brownsville and the Rio Grande Valley. He is fifth in seniority in the 150-member Texas House of Representatives. Oliveira is the Jose Altuve of the House."

And as we have asked before, what good has his fifth place in seniority brought his constituents? Poverty, illiteracy, unemployment. But he has also been the fifth-highest spender on booze and partying of the 150 members. This despite his city being the poorest in the United States. He spends more on booze in a year than the average family income in his district.
http://rrunrrun.blogspot.com/2018/04/34-years-of-oliviera-alex-change-we.html

"Brownsville is a fun-loving community open to all life styles with mutual respect the sole requirement," say his fans. Well, how much respect did this fun-loving guy pay to the victims of the van which he crashed? He stiffed them because – as the dog who licks his member – because he can.

"Oliveira's generosity is legendary and he possesses a genuine love for humanity. He is currently caring for four children that aren't his because their father has abandoned them."

Yeah, his neighbor's former wife, isn't it? Thou shall not covet something or other...As far as his generosity, he did provide Lupita (the woman who took the fall for him in the first accident when they struck the couple) a Cadillac as a quid pro quo for being a good sport. Could it have been the same car he crashed this time?

And if wasn't for the stingy TSC trustees and taxpayers, he was set to give away the $200 million in assets and real estate of this community college to his alma mater, the oil-and-gas wealthy UT System.

"We all know Rene isn't perfect, but he is a good person," the narrative goes ad nauseum. "Do we want a proven veteran who has produced time and time again for Brownsville or do we want a third-rate minor leaguer who will be a complete strike-out at the Capitol?"

No, we want someone who doesn't hurt defenseless people, is not a liar and a cheat, and has delivered results to his county constituents which Rene has not produced in Austin in the last 34 years. Instead of baseball or boxing metaphors, how about naming him the MVP of the Demolition Derby? 

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

The general story is legit, but no one seems to be hitting on the key points which raise the cost of being there so long. I will not do it for you. But part of your post is dead wrong, and as such you seem to be running cover for Sanchez's ex wife. False "He struck the woman's car, called his housemate, left the scene of the crime, and then had her tell police there had been "no accident."

Concerning another false statement you made, it was not a pachanga, it was Tony Zavaleta' birthday party.

Explain your lie to your readers. The police agree Rene stopped and gave the victim his card and agreed to pay for everything. This is how they knew it was Rene when the victim ID his picture. According to people at the party Rene and Lorri left in separate cars because they got there at separate times.

So explain your lie. If Lorri was behind Rene, and Rene admitted to causing the accident to the victim, why would he call Lorri to tell the police there was no accident? She was there, He admitted to it at the scene. The police had his business card when they got to his house.

Spinning obvious lies will not help Alex. But a good analysis of what happens to people after 34 years in Austin would go a long way in helping Alex. And it is true, Rene brought nothing to the table when elected, so valid point. But you fail to mention he had the Democratic controlled legislature to help him get things. Alex will be up against a hostile Republican legislature with no experience. If the Democrats were in charge Alex's argument would make for a good challenge.

Anonymous said...

An excellent commentary
Would that all voters in the run-off election read it. The man obviously needs our prayers for his addictions, but, God forbid, NOT OUR VOTES!

Anonymous said...

Lock him up.

Anonymous said...

Wonder how the restaurant keeps their beer license when they knowingly repeatedly serve booze to a drunk patron knowingly endangering lives potentially lost to drunk drivers they serve. Where's the cops?
Aren't they better off being proactive rather than reactive?
Brownsville is going to "hell in a handbasket".
We're worse than Matamoros.

Anonymous said...

To: May 1, 2018 at 6:36 PM

Concerning another false statement you made, it was not a pachanga, it was Tony Zavaleta' birthday party.

Pachanga
a Spanish slang work meaning to party hard, normally with many people; to rage
I'm ready to get fucked up!! Let's PACHANGAAA!! (and he did)

So if it wasn't a PACHANGA was it a prayer meeting?

You don't leave a scene of an accident, that is against the law, drunk driving is against the law and you forgot to mention another passenger was in the car that YOUR friend rear ended.
Leaving your business card does not make HIS mistakes "RIGHT". Here you see the arrogance and little or no responsibility for his actions. Typical "JERK".

Everybody can spin this story as they can benefit themselves and their buddy, but the TRUTH is he got caught, was arrested at his home, taken to the hospital because he refused a breathalyzer and most important "JAILED".

He did get SPECIAL TREAMTMENT there is no doubt about that, but the important thing here is "HE GOT CAUGHT", and might lose the run-off.

I see no lies in this article at all, but I do see your invalid points bordering on "CRUMBELIEVABLE".

Chucky said...

Folks, lets face it, at the end od the day, this is the scene that will be the outcome of all this, one the judge-hopefully one of Rene's compadres will say all these charges were done illegally and are all wrong, plus the DA luis Saenz camote de Rene will agree and all charges will be dropped, end of story. Remember folks, its not what you know, but who you know that matters and counts at the end of the day. Prove me wrong please????

Anonymous said...

Isn't a Pachanga a Party, regardless of who's party it is? At least thats what my Mexican heritage has thought for the past few centuries.

Anonymous said...

He fucked this one on his own. No need to make excuses. You're right he has been in office of 34 year more or less, but he sides with which side he can profit, whether it's benefits the citizens of Texas or not, as long as Rene makes some money. This in itself is "FUCK" up.

Anonymous said...

No one seems to be questioning how he got flat tires?! Ive been in accidents, in order for a tire to blow out on a car crash, the impact has to be pretty damn hard.

We can't clearly see the frot part of the Cadillac, but it doesnt look like the hood is wrinkled up to the windshield, which is what it would take for the tires to blow out.

I think he was so smashed drunk, he hit a few curbs on his way home. Had he driven on flat tires from Central Blvd to Jacaranda, he would arrived without tires, he would be driving on the wheels causing sparks as he was driving down the road.

Kind of like what you see when your watching those TV shows where they bust drunks ... COPS - bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do when they come for you, bad boys bad boys....or something like that.

Anonymous said...

Cobbleheads will host a prayer meeting scheduled for noon on Wednesday May 2nd, visiting pastor Rafael Cruz father of Republican Senator Ted Cruz to be featured speaker.

Anonymous said...

Looks like McHale has bailed on a fight with Montoya. JUAN WINS!

Anonymous said...

But I am untouchable cried Ren'e the Black Mamba Oliveria, I can leave an accident as I needed to use the bathroom. The car I hit knew that I would pay for the damages (like I did at cheders) well it worked before, I am a snake and I made a mistake so what.

Anonymous said...

Someone slipped something in my drink, I thought I was driving my Testla self drive car. Not my fault

Anonymous said...

His tires are run flat good to last 50 miles. Check out the street camera's. Where were the cops Hiding.

Anonymous said...

Whatever the hell it was.. semantics...he drove drunk, crashed, left the scene. Last time I checked, all those we're against the law. Wake up Brownsville, enough is enough!!

Anonymous said...

Did he put it in writing was there a witness, don't forget he is a snake, and a Scumbag.

Anonymous said...

He should’ve called Jessica Tetreau to give him a ride. Otra pendeja!!!

Anonymous said...

So, hear ye, hear ye! Brownsville residents! Go get some business cards printed and carry them with you. If you happen to have an accident, don't wait for the police. Just hit and run and it will be OK if you hand out business cards. I will do that
next time. Only in Brownsville, Mexico.

Anonymous said...

And his companion should be charged with lying to the authorities for saying no accident occurred!!

Anonymous said...

Sad but very funny. When is cruz coming to cobbledicks?

Anonymous said...

ABC Printing has a special on business cards.

Anonymous said...

Lmao ��������

Anonymous said...

True

Anonymous said...

" Allow myself, to introduce myself..."-Austin Powers

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