Por Jose Alfredo Jimenez
Llego borracho Oliveira
pidiendo 5 martinis
y le dijo Mr. Kinney
Tenemos puros daquiris
si qieres ponerte pedo
En el Tucan te los tiras
(Llego Rene bien borracho)
Se fue borracho Oliveira
del brazo de Joe El Kinney
y le dijo "what's your poison?
Let's see who's got more dinero
I'll bet you a hundred smackers
That you will fall down primero
And Rene y Joe El Kinney
Started pidiendo y pidiendo
The mariachis and rose sellers
Se quedaban nomas viendo
pero sentian que las babies
Les 'taban poniendo los cuernos
grito de pronto Oliveira
la vida no vale nada
le dijo Joe El Kinney
I don't understand you brotha
If you start to diss my shit
I'll let you have one of this
(Rene and Joe were borrachos)
los 2 sacaron las Visas
querian comprar pajuelasos
The bartender asked for dollas
"No money, no honey, batos"
But they could just barely stand
Passing out entre sus brazos
y Oliveria y Mr. Kinney
los 2 estaban bien pedos
Uno se fue en su black Caddy
El otro llamo un taxi Uber
And stiffed the waiters at Toucans
Leaving the bar in a stupor
8 comments:
whoever is doing these photoshop photos needs to grow up. Childish shit, bro!
What Rene did for Brownsville is even worse, which was nothing but to hurt the taxpayers with his stupidity for creating more taxes and no jobs.
You forgot to add the name BLACK MAMBA.
Juan, do the math. Rene spent $41,000 at Cobbleheads. How much did the city get in sales taxes? LOL
Really?!!! Childish is that stupid mexican mutha fucka driving drunk and doing a hit and run. Besides thats not a photoshop. ICE should just pick is mexican ass up and send his ass back to mexico. Hes a mexican that doesnt belong here in power representing the mexican people.
75% of the votes he got were from whites and racist republicans. He now knows he's mexican - pendejo...
Time for a change. Ese Pamper ya apesta.
How much did his cocaine supplier make ?.
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