Sunday, June 17, 2018

LOCAL NAMESKAES FOR CITY, COUNTY, HARD-LUCK FELLAS


By Juan Montoya
If ever there was a curse cast upon future generations it was by the people who named this city Brownsville and the county Cameron.

Why do we say that?
Local historians love to regale us with tales of the 500 brave defenders of Fort Texas, an earthen structure with walls 15 feet wide shaped into a six-sided star built near the present-day golf course next to Texas Southmost College. 

The finished walls stood nine to 10 feet tall.
General Zachary Taylor had ordered the fort built right across the river from Matamoros in May 1846.
Taylor left Major Jacob Brown in charge of the fort and was on his way to fortify Point Isabel he (as was then-Lt. Ulysses S. Grant) when they heard the cannonade as Mexican forces began a siege on May 3 bombarding the fort with their artillery.
The Mexican cannon ball fire was ineffective after the defenders knocked out the guns shooting from Matamoros.
Although the confrontation at Fort Texas lasted six days, only two U.S. soldiers died in the bombardment, but that toll included the fort commander Brown.
The late Bruce Aiken used to say that the Mexican Army stopped their cannon fire when they saw that their cannon balls rolled and bounced off the earthen walls of the Fort. Firing continued from the Mexican side, but only erratically.
Aiken said that during one of the lulls three days into the siege, Brown walked out of the fort and was standing by a wall when one of the cannon balls rolled by him, bounced off a wall, and and struck him in the leg, shattering it. (The sketch above that appeared in Harper's Magazine showing an exploding shell killing Brown is fanciful, since the Mexican cannon balls did not explode)
Over the next three days, gangrene set in and Brown died on May 9.
Why on earth did Brown venture outside the fort on that fateful day and get himself killed? Boredom? Ignorance? Bravado?
Whatever it was, it got his fool ass killed and both the fort and then the city were named after him.
The same goes for Ewen Cameron, which the plaque at the Dancy Building has him like
"The Valiant" dying "with his face to the foe."
Actually, hard-luck Ewen was one of a gang of
 plunderers who raided northern Mexico on July 1842. This was four years before Taylor was ordered to the mouth of the Rio Grande by President James Polk.
The men were captured in Mier, Tamaulipas by the Mexican army and sent to Mexico City.
Not wanting to merely execute all the raiders, they were given the chance to escape death by  blindfolding them and having them draw beans from a jar. 

If they drew a white bean, they would be spared, but if they drew a black bean, they would be executed. 

At Perote Prison, a jar containing 159 white beans and 17 black beans was presented to the Texan prisoners. Each man drew a bean from the jar. The 17 Texan prisoners who drew black beans were executed by Mexican firing squad.
Actually, for the Mexicans to give the prisoners such good odds of surviving speaks well of their civility. After all, these people came into their territory to plunder the cities and kill their fellow citizens.
Cameron drew a white bean in the lottery, and he was allowed to live and serve time in a Mexican prison. 

But no, Cameron thought he could escape his captors and was caught in the act twice, prompting the Mexican commander to order his execution "with his face to the foe," as Texas lore suggests when he refused a blindfold and bared his breast shouting at them to fire, "fuego."
Cameron could have left well enough alone and survived. But noooo! He had to tempt fate and his luck ran out. Why?
Cameron County is now named in his honor.
Other things named after the military men who came here with Zachary Taylor also defy belief. On May 8, 1846, Major Samuel Ringgold was with the 2,400 troops were en route to Fort Texas (Ft. Brown), when they were engaged at the Battle of Palo Alto by Mexican General Mariano Arista and his force of 3,800 men.
Historic accounts indicate that Arista's army was stretched a mile wide, making an American bayonet charge, Taylor's first option, impossible.
Taylor, in an unlikely move, advanced his artillery to attack the enemy. The use of Ringgold's flying artillery tactic won the battle for the Americans. 

The Mexican artillery, heavy and slow, was futile in the thick steel-wool brush at Palo Alto. Arista ordered cavalry charges to flank the artillery gunners, but the American flying artillery was able to mobilize, relocate, and repel the oncoming lancers.
During the battle, Ringgold the "Father of Modern Artillery" that fired grape instead of cannon balls – was mortally wounded by...you guessed it, a cannon ball that mangled both his legs just below the crotch. 

He survived three days, during which time his legs were amputated and he died days later in Brazos Santiago (Port Isabel).
Now there's a fort, a street, and before Gladys Porter took it, a park named after him.
Want some more? 

You remember Fritz Wilhelm Hofmokel, the first director of the Port of Brownsville and the man credited with the success of the Port of Brownsville? 

He was a German native who had become naturalized and became the director of the port in 1936, a few years before the Nazi invasion of Poland and the onset of WWII. 

Hofmokel was unjustly suspected of having Nazi sympathies and was stripped of his job as port director until things quieted down and he returned. Under his leadership for 30 years, the port became the leading port in cotton shipments, opened the Intercoastal Waterway and diversified into shrimping and chemicals.
Wouldn't you know it? On the eve of the port's 30th birthday, Hofmokel, a submariner with the German Navy in the first World War... drowned in the surf off South Padre Island.
We live in a cursed region, it appears.
With a city named after someone who did not have enough sense to stay inside a perfectly good fort and a county named after another who had been given a chance to live and still attempted to escape and got himself killed, what hope does this area have?
The future, indeed, cheats you from afar.

15 comments:

Diego lee rot said...

I like guys who don’t get hit with cannon balls and captured by the enemy.

Anonymous said...

Juan the gringo is going to name something in your honor so be careful.

Anonymous said...

There is so much Gringo hate around this part of the world. It really chaps the brown asses of the locals that things are named for people that were killed by Mexicans.

For some unknown reasons the locals think this is their place. However they have a very flimsy claim. The Spaniards took it by force of arms and massacred all the native that objected to their dominate. Then the Mestizo Mexicans took it by force of arms. The Americans took it from the Mexicans by force of arms.

Why the Mexicans think they have a better claim to the place than others people who took it by force of arms, is one of the great mysteries. They were just one of a series of thieves who stole the land.

As it now stands, the Americans own this place and will keep it as long as their is an American. Should Mexico or a group of Mexicans want to take it back, they should bring it on. But they are just all talk as the pissant Mexicans stand no chance .

Anonymous said...

Maybe you are overlooking that attempting something even if it ends in failure, ridicule or fatality--be it in commerce, the military or adventurism--trumps sitting on your ass in front a keyboard criticizing others.

Anonymous said...

The Mexicans care more about some loser kicking a ball into a net while they can stomp in a stadium and aim laser pointers into into the eyes of their soccer opponents. Whatever it takes to win right. Honor not a concept they get. They will put whatever random athlete of the day's face on a candle and pray to it even. Easily distracted, put a soccer game in front of them and a laser pointer in their hand, and some dumbass athlete to worship and wear on a jersey, they could care less about history. Short attention span.

Anonymous said...

It's call freedom of speech pendejo gringo learn to live with it idiot. Enjoy it while you can your racist REPULCIAN president will end it soon...

Anonymous said...

The simple fact is that Mexico won and beat one of your idol countries that loved one of the worst mass killer that ever lived on this earth. Live with it pendejos..

Anonymous said...

Comments above surely indicate the prejudice against non-Hispanics in this area. We allow a racist (Cesar de Leon) to serve on our city commission even though, by his own words, he has a prejudice against African-Americans. And here we see, just by the use of the term "Gringo", a prejudice against other non-Hispanics. Most here will tell you that there is no prejudice in the RGV, but there is, by the written and spoken comments, a dislike and "fear" of non-Hispanics. Sad....

Anonymous said...

Make your comments when other gringos print racist remarks not just hispanics pendejo. Sad but true this is a two way street when it comes to racist remarks, and keep in mind this is blog. Besides you don't know who is really commenting here it could be a gringo commenting about gringos so it may look like a hispanic is commenting. So keep your comments to yourself.

Anonymous said...

Racism is a fact in this nation complain about police shootings of blacks, beating up black students by police, people yelling racial remarks at shoppers and all this since your racist republican president came into office. COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT stupid fool...
None of the above has ever happened here in the valley and you are concern about somebody using the word GRINGO? Boycott the move by the name of gringo and the other movies using the same word...stupid fool

Anonymous said...

The shit house is gonna go up in flames-The Doors

Anonymous said...


"The simple fact is that Mexico won and beat one of your idol countries that loved one of the worst mass killer that ever lived on this earth. Live with it pendejos.."

What idol country would that be?

Anonymous said...

Fear of the Gringo! ha ha ha ha. The comic event of the year! ha ha ha
Not Fear, Maybe is dyslike, We and I say we liberally Dislike you Whites(gringos) due to your ignorance claims against all that are not your color! but If you insist on saying we discriminate, wel you are only thinking of how you act and feel your self!
Gringito pendejo!
How hateful must it be to claim to be so smart and only know one language! bright! very bright! hahahahhahahah

Anonymous said...

I can only say that 7:35 AM does not speak English very well. He does not understand basic English syntax. He sure should not be criticizing the language skills of others.

Anonymous said...

I do not dislike Mexicans at all. However, a few more ignorant posts like 7:35 AM and that could change.

rita