(Ed.'s Note: At the risk of incurring the wrath of our resident legal beagle, and disbarred attorney, Robert Wightman, we venture into the fray between him and blogger Jim Barton over a nickel Walmart bag. Such is the stuff of cyber spats here. We all need a laugh now and then. Here's the give and take between bean-muncher Wightman and the Brownsville Observer blogger.)
SUPER SLEUTH WIGHTMAN DIGS THROUGH TRASH FOR EVIDENCE; CAN HE CONNECT THE DOTS?
By Jim Barton
Brownsville Observer Blog
On July 31, 2018 Robert Wightman-Cervantes walked into the Walmart at 2721 Boca Chica Boulevard, Brownsville, Texas to buy what Granny Clampett used to refer to as "vittles."On that fateful day, with an afternoon temperature in Brownsville reaching 100 degrees Fahrenheit, the wind from the SE at 10 MPH, Wightman purchased two cans of ranch beans, one bag of popable pop corn and a white onion for a total tab of $5.44, including 8.25% to the City of Brownsville and a "bag tax" of 5 cents.
After a week of of pontificating about the 5 cent charge, calling me "a liar" for saying Walmart didn't charge for plastic bags, Bobby amended his story to say that Walmart Assistant Manager Jaime Sanchez had informed him that the charge was for "requesting a paper bag."
Whatever, Bobby!
No Brownsville blogger has more consistently promoted Bobby's skill set as a paralegal or research assistant. The guy finds the damn dots. He just can't connect them logically.
Now, Bobby, without even bothering Walmart corporate, has found the "evidence" in his kitchen trash, a receipt showing indeed that he paid a 5 cent "bag tax," an unfortunate Walmart phrase, likely part of the rationale for the State of Texas overturning the Brownsville plastic bag "ban."
OK, Bobby. This back-and-forth is tiring and I'm a patient guy, recently teaching my grandson cursive and the multiplication and division tables. This summer we've focused on reading comprehension and public speaking.
That's easy work compared to trying to talk logic with a hard-headed disbarred lawyer.
14 comments:
Jim Barton not welcome at my restaurants.
Only children enter into such petty squabbles. We don't care, we don't give a shit and these guys have over inflated egos.
Por cada bolsa de papel que walmart te vende.... pagas los .05 centavos.
cual es el problema? te la estan vendiendo, muchas tiendas lo hacen.
el dollar tree te la vende a .10 centavos.
deberias lanzarte para comisionado, o para mayor, o para ser parte del comite del bisd, o para secretario del partido democrata, o algo asi.... entra a el sistema y corrigelo. no escribas tanto y entra en accion en la comunidad.
Roberto El Frijolero Wightman.
9,55
What restaurant is that?.
Jim Barton will eat for FREE at my restaurants.
@11:25 a.m.
Yes, he will! Fucker's poor!
Poor Bobby WC is more to be pittied than blamed, just wait until he gets his pit and vino fix at Dodoci, and then he will be OK.
HEY, JUAN, NOW I KNOW WHY PINCHE BOBBY, EL LOCO GORDO IS FULL OF HOT AIR CABRON!!!! PINCHE RANCH STYLE BEANS PUTO!!!!! HIS POOR ROOMATE CABRON......SMELLING HIS PEDOS JEDIONDOS....POBRE OJETE!!!! ONE DAY PINCHE BOBBY IS MANDAMUSING CABRONES TO HELL.....THEN THE NEXT DAY HE TELLS HIS PINCHE FLOCK OF READERS TO ENJOY LIFE AND TAKE THE KIDS TO PINCHE BOCA CHICA BEACH AND GET NAKED....QUE PINCHE BARBARO OJETES!!!! EL BLIMP ESTA LOCO JUAN......THE PUTO HAS MORE HAIR ON HIS TETAS THAN HE DOES ON HIS HAIR CABRON!!!!! QUE CHINGADOS ES ESO?!!! JIM BARTON, THE PONY TAILED PUTO AND THE PINCHE BOLA DE GRASA BLIMP HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR THE PINCHE PRICE OF A PINCHE BAG THAT COSTS A NICKLE!!! ME CAGO POR DONDE MISMO JUAN!!! WHAT THE PINCHE HELL IS THAT PUTO!!!! HEY JIM, WHY DONT YOU GO TO CHARLIE’S BAR ON LA CATORCE CABRON!!? GET A PINCHE TABLE DANCE FROM A FICHERA AND REPORT ON THAT MAMON!!! A CRAZY PUTO THAT ARGUES WITH ANOTHER CRAZY PUTO IS MORE CRAZY OJETE!!! METETE EL DEDO PINCHE RUBEN O’BELL....VATO SEBOSO!!! YOU TOO SERGIO ZARATE...CARA DE MENSO!!!! ARRIBA AMLO OJETES!!!!
LA SOMBRA DE MACLOVIO O’MALLEY
Bobby can be annoying, but Barton is a wuss. McHale and Montoya protect him.
Bobby, sue the hell out of Juan. He published your receipt with your credit card number on it. Where did he get this copy from?
Juan could have only got the receipt for Booby WC.
First moron, the receipt does not have my credit card number. It has just the last four digits which is worthless. An I posted the receipt.
And for the record for the trolls I do not eat Ranch Style beans but my guests ask for it when we do a cook out. I eat homemade Nicaraguan beans with no fat, tons of garlic, high in protein, fiber and iron. It is called eating healthy.
Bobby WC
MS-13 beans are good for your r e. Happy flushing...
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