Sunday, August 26, 2018

HIDE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN: MCHALE BACK MONDAY

Special to El Rrun-Rrun

Image result for jerry mchale in mexico cityWell, he's making good on his threat.

El Rrun-Rrun's Mexico City correspondent who has failed to bring us a current photo of the grave of Northern Mexico/South Texas caudillo Juan Nepomuceno Cortina, is limping home in journalistic disgrace after he squandered an ample expense account sum courting the senoritas in El De Efe.

Yeah, Geraldo F. McHale-Scully, El Abuelo de Brownsville Soccer, is coming back home to Mata aboard a AeroMexico jetliner after sending a fortnight in the Valle de Mexico, ostensible on assignment to find us the head of Cortina.

Well, he didn't get the story and made up some fable about being kidnapped while he was looking for coffee in the Chiapas codilleras. Why he went there is beyond us, although we have a slight suspicion he was piggybacking someone else's errand on our nickel.

We'll see.

Meanwhile, let this missive serve as warning of his pending arrival.

You can't complain we didn't tell you.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why do you have to embellish your shit with lies, Montoya. He rode a bus there and is riding a fucking bus back, bro!

Anonymous said...

Who cares a fuck about MCHALE SCULLY, he is like Bobby WC and just listen to me talk about anything but you keep your mouth shut. Only he can talk shit about everyone.




Anonymous said...

Brownsville, you got punked!

Anonymous said...

McHale lives a lie. Hasn't had good pussy in years!

Anonymous said...

Well, Jerry considers his right hand pussy. ja ja ja

Anonymous said...

(McHale lives a lie. Hasn't had good pussy in years!)

Probly hasn't had any, in years.
Elchuko.

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