Stop the Presses!
Sorry, we have no presses!
Get me rewrite!
Sorry we have no staff, much less rewrite.
Get me the newsroom, then!
Well, you could call it a newsroom as long as you don't bother the receptionist.
Well, how about the news desk, then?
Son, we're a cash cow. We've got an advertising desk. What are you talking about?
You guys won the Newspaper of the Year Award!
The what?
And the Newsroom of the Year Award, too!
Wow, and we don't even have one! That's great! Does Harlingen or McAllen know? What if they get mad? They actually have a news staff and newsrooms over there.
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"Coronavirus has caused that. All of us are having to spend more on social services and healthcare to take care of people,"
Social services like purchasing a 55 in TV, clothing, appliances, calzones, running shoes, games, video, playstations, sporting items and other NON essentials. HEB, El Globo, Lopez were all empty but all the walmarts, target, car dealers and toy and games stores were packed...
WHERE'S THE CHECK SO I CAN GO BUY A 75 IN SMART TV!
I just saw a really big banner that read a doctor's name and was awarded doctor of the year by the brownsville herald. Is that like the all american city award where the city gives this organization 10k hard earned tax dollars and get a banner that reads this city is an all american city?
Now the herald is doing the same thing?
Hey juanito why don't you start your own awards and charge these pendejos 1000's of dollars and give them your business card. LOL NOMAS ES ESTE PINCHE PUEBLO.
Fake news is a huge part of everything in Brownsville, Montoya. smh
"Most Corrupt City in the RGV" award, a survey conducted by a team of professionals and under the supervison of one of the most presigious colleges (TSU) in the world.
Award will be presented at the Friedship Garder or what's left of it
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