BOISTEROUS CAPT. BOB INVOLVED IN FISTICUFFS, AGAIN

(Ed.'s Note: Without knowing (and do we really want to know?) the particulars of the altercation that landed "Capt. Bob" Sanchez in the hoosegow again, nos da pena to let you know that Robert has gotten involved in yet another ruckus. Being a public figure who has run for commissioner, mayor, county judge, and even toyed with running for Texas State rep, he is used to living under a microscope, or in his case, fittingly, in a fishbowl. And being the owner of two successful seafood restaurants frequented by local movers and shakers keeps him in the public eye.

Even when we didn't look for the details, we do know that the incident occurred at his mom's house and involved a heated argument with a brother who called the cops on Bob when things started to go south swinging a chair at his head. Despite his mom's pleading with the BPD that there was no need for taking him into custody, he ended up at the Jackson Street Sheraton, from which he was quickly sprung.

We're sure that there will be justifications for the fracas once the case reaches court. He sure seems to be in a jocular mood when his mug shot was taken and posted in the Brownsville Police Dept. inmate list. We wish the Cap the best of luck.)