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THE HEAVENS—Upon sending forth a chorus of angels to officially extend the offers of divine apprenticeship, the Lord God Almighty confirmed today that He had selected a new class of interns for the fall.
THE HEAVENS—Upon sending forth a chorus of angels to officially extend the offers of divine apprenticeship, the Lord God Almighty confirmed today that He had selected a new class of interns for the fall.
“We’ve got a great crop of go-getters this year, and we can’t wait to see what they bring to the table of My heavenly banquet,” said God, the Eternal Kingdom’s ruler, heralding the “distinguished group of diverse young professionals” who will be expected to perform administrative tasks for the prophets and assist with His miracles on an as-needed basis.
“It’s not all fetching manna for the seraphim or polishing the streets of gold. Interns are vital to the day-to-day operation of Heaven and receive valuable on-the-job training in an authentic everlasting paradise. A lot of people don’t realize our own blessed Gabriel worked his way up from summer intern to Archangel and Divine Messenger over the course of just a few millennia.”
God added that while the internship itself was unpaid, participants may be eligible to receive course credit at one of the many unaccredited Bible colleges across the United States.
9 comments:
Useless nonsense. Local news!
All you pendejos Trump haters, go ahead and articulate why Biden would be a better president! After 47 years show me what has he did done?
5:40 he learned English. 'After 47 years show me what has he did done?" My excuse is brain damage from a genetic brain disorder, what is yours?
@5:40 He's good in babysitting kids and a good hair sniffer !!!
@5:40
You're on Food Stamps, right? Knew that.
@4:05 I'm not that commenter, but I do get foodstamps and do you find that to be something to be shame of? I hope you or your family never have to apply for foodstamps to make ends meet!!!
BCIC chief Mejia honored: ‘Young economic development professional of the year’
What another award? Now how much taxpayers monies was spent to join this so call organization so this bozo could get a non-essential so call award? Another 150k a year? Seems thats the only way these clowns can get an award at the esxpense of the taxpayers and remember this is the poorest community in the county pinche bola de mamones...
If all these stinkin awards were really worthy this city would be in heaven and the riches community in the UNIVERSE... BUT IT AIN'T!!!!!!!
September 11, 2020 at 5:40 PM
Simple just look at his record. guey
@8:40 What record pendejo! He needs to be sent to adult nursing home!!! Where his pampers can be changed daily!
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