Tuesday, September 1, 2020

SOPA DE MARISCO: CAPT. BOB'S MIRACLE COVID-19 REMEDIO!

(Ed.'s Note: He swears to its curative powers on a stack of menus. And just as some medical practicioners swear on ivermectin – a cure for head lice, and intestinal parasites – to vanquish the virus, Capt. Bob Sanchez says he has religiously consumed his unique sopa de marisco everyday since the outbreak and believes it has made immune to infection from the COVID-19. There appears to be a disclaimer on the right we can't make out but we're sure its' the Cap's way of protecting his aft. A cup of sopa to you, Captain!)

11 comments:

Diego lee rot said...

Yeah shrimp is good for you THC vapes too bra

Anonymous said...

El Paya Jerry is at it again:

"Have Trump's true colors once again shown themselves: white--good; black--bad? His strategy is blatant. In order to conquer America and capture the presidency, he must divide the country."

Vato esta todo pendejo!

Anonymous said...

Give him the unbidden contract, I have more confidence en El Capitan Ojo Rojo than the gastrointestinal Fucken medication el otro tonto was promoting for Covid Site! Baboso! Saw him at la Cantera Spending your tax dollars! Bozo Commish Board

Anonymous said...

Capt. Bob esta bien tarugo! Seafood is one word!

Anonymous said...

Nobody down here would have noticed only un pendejo lol

Anonymous said...

The Amish also are immune from corona. Why? Because they don't have TV

Anonymous said...

No, I noticed it, too. Funny that the guy who gets it right is the pendejo.

Anonymous said...

So now there's two pendejos

Anonymous said...

If only sea food (seperates purposely) would control anger issues...

Anonymous said...

Ok three

Anonymous said...

Keeps las moscas gordas.

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