Thursday, February 18, 2021

TIT FOR TAT: WHAT'S GOOD FOR CAP, GOOD FOR LORRIE


(Ed.'s note: Just one day after Capt. Bob Sanchez tied the knot with the now-Mrs. Amanda Sanchez, guess who announced to cyber society that she, too, had found a mate to turn a new leaf?

Would you believe the former Mrs. Sanchez, nee Lorrie Garza with her new hubby Mike Reed?

Was this a coordinated double announcement or merely circumstance? As in most matters of the heart, we'll probably never know. We wish all the best.

Let's hope the couples don't book cruises on the same ship. Would that set tongues wagging and tag it a ship of...?)

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

A lot of people are re-hooking-up with their exes (right, McHale?) It's a direct result of the dating scene in the current pandemic. Can't trust the average bar pickup anymore? Get your ex tested then move in with her! Or better yet, marry her! Women, don't you see what is going on? It's not love; it's FEAR!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm here with my balls frozen with no electricity and you posting her getting married with a clueless gringo! Hopefully this guy Reed and Sanchez both used Condoms on their wedding nights! I wouldn't trust Oliviera not having any STD when he bagged both women! Hahahaha!

Anonymous said...


You are publicizing Brownsville's worst side, Montoya. These people are not interesting. Not one bit.

Used romance never is, ese.


Anonymous said...

The whole town is a joke of stupidity.

Anonymous said...

Is that Super Model Fabio!? LOL!

Anonymous said...

Oh! Oliveira! Don't get me started. OK, just got started. Thank the voting people he is no longer representing us in Austin. Alex Dominguez is actually making an effort to sort this lack-of-current energy crisis out; Oliveira would have been taking the money from ERCOT and paying for a nice heated South Austin hotel suite with his latest movida he found in a bar. Oliveira was, and still is, the most reprehensible and repulsive person to ever call himself an attorney. He is what attorney jokes are founded upon. He was a runny bag of slime before Rudy Guliani sweated out his hair shit and farted. Oliviera is a defiler of women - a true predator. Oliveira is the most rotten ... OK, you get my point. And I have to say that Shorty Trey (mendous is not)Mendez and the Cameron county judge, Trevino, who is NOT a judge, are in the running with Oliviera.

Anonymous said...

Once a again Montaya you have become the Brownsville's National Enguirer! People don't give a SHIT! Stick to the other stuff, your starting to get better at it! LOL

Anonymous said...



The children, the children.... who is protecting them from these adults.

The husband looks scary..... The eyes

Anonymous said...

what an upgrade from Oliveria and Sanchez

Anonymous said...

that's nothing. ben ureste marrying #4 or 5? left filet mignon for carne seca. Dude, why get married again? you'll dump her ass when you get tired of her.

Anonymous said...

I hope they are all happy

rita