Tuesday, April 20, 2021

WHAT THE FINE-PIZZA HOMELESS CONNOISSEUR PREFERS...

(Ed.'s Note: He occupies the doorway at 1135 E. Adams, a few doors down across the street from Brownsville Mayor Trey Mendez's Dodici's Pizza starting at $13 a pop for a small four-slice pie.

Does that mean that Mendez's marketing acumen has allowed the pizzeria mogul to saturate the downtown market down to this segment of the population? The business's ability to break into this niche market is noteworthy because the homeless could well go to Subway at the bus terminal a block down and get at least a couple of foot-long subs for the same price. Is it the original Italian brick oven? The  Italian imported olive oil? 

Or is it location! Location! Location! We didn't want to interrupt this connoisseur's sweet repose to ask. But it's obvious he prefers it head down.)

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

All the bus shelters were packed there was a convention of bus shelter Dwellers Inc LLC, Snowfake hillbilly coco wanna be white in conjunction with el enano and cob were lucky to schedule this highly prestigious convention Paris, London, Singapore, Leeds and Budapest came in behind COB.

That renowned pizza place was full. Seems like el coco just bearly made it across the street...

Anonymous said...

?????

This is today's news? So much more out there. Reminder: The Poor don't matter. This guy chose to be homeless. Let's grant him his wish.

Anonymous said...

Add Pampers and Tampax to the list of brands you may soon pay more for at the store.

Procter & Gamble (PG) said Tuesday that it will raise prices on brands such as Pampers diapers and Always and Tampax tampons, the latest consumer goods' manufacturer to hike what it charges retailers.

The exact amount of price increases will vary by brand, but will be in the mid-to-high single digit percentage range, P&G said. They will go into effect in mid-September.

Hey, El Paya Jerry McHale, the company will also raise prices on Always Discreet adult incontinence products and Luvs diapers.

Anonymous said...

Space Channel coming to Brownsville
For those folks who don't work because of NO JOBS only bike trails now have something to look forward to. A Space Channel, is the popcorn free?

Anonymous said...

He also likely prefers to be left the fuck alone.

JMHO.

Anonymous said...

May the Lord provide comfort and care to this poor man and may He forgive those who use this poor soul’s situation to be judgmental, self-righteous or to make humor of his state in life.

Anonymous said...

Homeless are everywhere.
Where are the sociology students from UTRGV and TSC?
Students could be making the initial steps to help.

Anonymous said...



To be rich, there has to be the poor. How else would you judge and be judged? A guy in a suit must walk among those in huaraches to feel like he's big shit. It happens daily here. Being homeless, however, is some sort of freedom, too.

Anonymous said...

I only see whites that are homeless

Anonymous said...

La Casa Del Faude, I mean Nylon.

Anonymous said...

Because of his thriving business he's going to buy blankets and set them up at that expensive place La Casa del fraude for the homeless crowd. FREE PARKING AVAILABLE IN FRONT OF THAT PIZZA JOINT... ooooooop they don't have vehicles

Anonymous said...

El enano le gusta los gringos go ahead help them out do something for your love ones idiot guey

Anonymous said...

What you are seeing is the future of this cronyism town. That's where all the elected officials want to see YOU.

DO NOT VOTE TO RE-ELECT ANY OF THEM THEY DON'T LIKE YOU NOR YOUR FAMILY VOTE THEM OUT

Anonymous said...

Maybe he needs a bike

Anonymous said...

Look at yourself citizens look at your future. A simple vote against all current elected officials will change your future for the better.

BELIEVE YOUR EYES!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dont elect or reelect anyone with "Historical designation " bullshit on their personal homes. Pathetic that someone wants to be in public office without paying property taxes. Fuera

Anonymous said...

Pobrecito! Se le quemo la casa de carton al half Coco mutt! Now he lives in the entrance of La Casa de Nylon! Hahaha! While his Viejito lover vegetable Biden gave millions, of taxpayer's money, for housings illegals in Hotels! Fuk you all who voted for this senile jerk off! Hahaha!




Anonymous said...

Nobody cares about Hispanic lives..This is Bullshit!! Brownsville Police tased someone to Death in a hotel room, another was shot to death by a white Brownsville Police Officer as he was attempting to surrender...Call the Chief of Police Saucedo I guarante you will not find him..
It's all captured on body cam and avaliable to the public at your request...

rita