Saturday, June 26, 2021

ELON'S CRIB AT BOCA CHICA: "TU CASISTA ES MI CASITA..."

By Elena Gorgan
Autoevolution

The world’s richest people are known to live the most extravagant lives. Any one of us would probably do the same: work your way to a considerable fortune, and you’d splurge on luxury accommodation, luxury cars, luxury vacations, luxury everything. As far as Musk is concerned, billionaire or not, he can do very well without a couple of items on that list—including luxury accommodation.

A while back, Musk caused a lot of buzz online by announcing plans to sell his entire real estate portfolio, which was predictably impressive. He went ahead with the plans, and, as far of the world knows, the Tesla and SpaceX CEO is now homeless, more or less. According to one of his tweets from earlier this month, he now lives on SpaceX property in a house that’s worth some $50,000.

“My primary home is literally a $50k house in Boca Chica / Starbase that I rent from SpaceX. It’s kinda awesome though,” Musk wrote. “Only house I own is the events house in the Bay Area. If I sold it, the house would see less use, unless bought by a big family, which might happen some day.”

The fact that Musk doesn’t even own a cheap house he lives in when in Texas is just the icing on the cake. According to Teslarati that house is actually a prefabricated, towable tiny home called Boxabl Casita—the cheapest model (and the only one available for preorder as of the moment of press). Boxabl actually hinted at this back in November 2020, when they revealed they had delivered a unit to Boca Chica for a then-mysterious A-list client.


The Casita is as adorable as the name suggests. It’s a 20x20 foot (6x6 meter) home-made of concrete panels, steel and EPS foam that can be shipped or towed (even by Model X, as one of the tweets available at the bottom of the page shows) directly to the buyer. Setting it up takes between one hour and one day, depending on the setup the owner wants: the Casita can be made for off-grid living or hooked up to utilities. Also depending on this, the setup can imply a variety of additional costs.

Still, the Casita itself starts at $50,000 and is made to “last a lifetime.” The walls, floor, and roof are structurally laminated panels rated higher for insulation and durability than everything else on the traditional home-building market. The Casita is hurricane and storm resistant, fire-resistant, flood-resistant, and 90% rated for snow. It’s cheap to maintain and can be made even cheaper by means of solar panels, backup batteries, and  smart tech.

The base model is perfect for a small family, being more of a studio apartment: it’s basically a square space divided into four living areas. You have a master bedroom area, a kitchen area, a bathroom, and a living slash dining area. That said, it’s well organized, quite good looking and airy due to the high ceiling. More importantly, it's well equipped: you have a large fridge, a washer-dryer unit, a dishwasher, a double sink, an ironing board, and an oven and microwave in the kitchen; the bathroom has a deep shower tub, and a sizable counter; you get heating and AC as part of the standard package.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...


But who is going to provide the πŸš”πŸš” ?

County pansones up to the job? Luis V. Saenz, el Wyatt Earp? Scheming BPD? Rural Port Isabel? Free-lancing Hell's Angels?

Quien, guey?!

Bring answers. We have the ????





Anonymous said...



Que pedo? ☃️

Anonymous said...

At least the supposedly homeless billionaire Musk doesn't sleep at the Casa de Nylon entrance like El culero dumpster rat half coco transgender ladyboy! Hahahaha!

Anonymous said...

With his formal residency in Cameron County, maybe he can run for mayor, city commissioner or school board member. This guy really knows how to play his cards.

Anonymous said...

Everything complements of US taxpayers another mamon.

Anonymous said...


La vida que se vive en Bronsvil es la peor del 🌏


Muchos celos, en casa, en gobernacion. Pobre gente.

Anonymous said...



El Paya Jerry McHale saw himself in the mirror and saw what we all see in him -

Paya Jerry wrote this on his dying blog, "I do my best to kid myself, but no amount of self-deceit is going to change the fact that ya soy un ruco, acabado, feo, apestoso y dejado."

And we must add: jorobado, arrugado, arrastrado, jediondo y mugroso.

Su cara palida parece la panocha afeitada de una vieja Gringa Granny!

Vato desesperado.







Anonymous said...



Ya aqui muere, Juan. πŸ’€

Te sales.




Anonymous said...

Live Updates: Miami-Dade Mayor Orders Audit of All Buildings 40 Years and older.
Sounds like the mayor down here a day late and a peso short (No pun intended)...
Go buy more t-shirts and charge them to the city moron, just like the other moron at the couty but he's a bit smarter, he orders dress shirts.

Anonymous said...

"In my more than 50 years of practice, never before have I seen the District Attorney's Office target a company over employee compensation or fringe benefit.
Only an idiot company, which there are just a few, will break this kinds of laws, there are better ways to do this...

Anonymous said...

Atkinson, Elizondo, and Salazar should all be in Prison forever, just like where election cheater Biden should be! Wait till the results of the Arizona election audit and all you idiotas who voted for veggie Biden will see how he stole the election! Also, Kamala was at the Pride Parade in Washington DC, but la mamona can't visit the border! And now that Trump announces he's visting the border, but now she's going to visit El Paso Tx.! Que Mamona! Also at the Pride parade was our Valley own El half coco transgender retard mutt dumpster rat! Please come back home! Los jotitos in downtown are missing you! Hahahaha!
The Queen Elizabeth is in her 90s and she looks younger and mentally stronger than ese vegetable Biden! And you have wife Jill treating him like a child, that is so pathetic! We are the laughing stock of the whole fuking world! Fuk of you who voted for this vegetable! Hahahaha!


Anonymous said...



Democrat Joe Biden won!

Republican pussy Trump lost!!!

ja ja ja ja vatos como @1:01 PM no tienen juicio. Mentirosos, cagapalos, jotingues.



Anonymous said...

@3:00 Even with the cost of everything going up daily, like the gas and food! And with Biden mental state going down hill at a face pace! And este Pendejo is so proud that Biden is his president and hero! No wonder this dumpster rat is living/sleeping at the front entrance of La Casa de Nylon! Hahahaha!

Anonymous said...

June 26, 2021 at 10:39 AM, June 26, 2021 at 1:01 PM

Take your meds idiota you're making a fool of yourself more than you need to. We all know you are a mental case but don't over do it. MORON TAKE YOUR MEDS

Anonymous said...

Elon no brinca sin huaraches, he is bringing all his people to be in Boca Chica so they all can vote to make Boca Chica into Star??
Do not trust Elon! Do not trust Eddie TreviΓ±o, Joey Lopez ni Los Sucios Lucios, my opinion, these crooks were already bought and sold to Elon?

Anonymous said...

DOES HE PAY PROPERTY TAXES OR IS LIKE THE REST OF THE PENDEJETES ELECTED OFFICIALS HER? GET ELECTED AND PAY NO NO NO TAXES...

Anonymous said...

Hey Montoya, take a bow, the picture of the Elon Musk house that you ran several days ago, just made the the front page of the online edition of the San Antonio Express. You were way ahead of them, keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

Ha! You can bet Musk is the money guy behind these folding cracker boxes. When they are selling big time, he will slip quietly back into a mansion.

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