I keep a close watch on this badge of mine
My black hat tilted forward all the time
I keep my eyes out for handcuffs that bind
With my new boots, I walk the line
As sure as night is dark and day is light
I drive my newly-painted unit day and night
And though my new boots are a little tight
With my new duds, I walk the line
I keep Bob Gracia close to me all the time
I keep my eyes out for the cuffs that bind
I keep the lawsuits coming all the time
With my new boots, I walk the line
11 comments:
With apologies to Johnny Cash. Perhaps, Montoya?
Put a red nose on him..... and he's wearing the perfect costume of a CLOWN. Oh wait.... he is a clown!!!
Worthless piece of S**t, worthless person that doesn't deserve to be called Sheriff or to wear a badge. What you and your cronies going to do when you can't meet the jail inspection for the 2nd time.
The Marshalls are going to come in and take their inmates to Hidalgo County and you loose the $$ coming in to pay OT. You are way over in OT. Since All your damn Jailers have quite due to the lack of leadership and you allowing the inmates rule and dictate how to run the jail. Since you don't file additional charges to them for the riots that have occurred.
do the county a favor and RESIGN! Try to save your name since you think it means something. Your are TARNISHED!! YOU ARE TAINTED!! YOU ARE CORRUPT!!
Someone needs an alignment.
Looks like the first time wearing boots did he get those in Moros.
Wears two handcuff cases and a cellphone in hand. But that walk is priceless.
Lets not forget the ear buds to make him look high tech!
Why does he make that uniform look like he's a mariachi looking for work?
He's moving up in the world first he became the city's own clown than came the county's own number one payaso. According to statistics just in he has, on his own, become the talk of the state. Now Hollywood is planning a movie.
A clown is a person who wears a unique makeup-face and flamboyant costume, performing comedy in a state of open-mindedness (by reversing folkway-norms) all while using physical comedy.
There are 5 types of clown, the whiteface clown, tramp clown, the auguste clown (pronounced ah-GOOST), the fiction character clown and the one that makes his real life a comedy like the sheriff.
El grifo seeing the opportunities has invited the sheriff for a picture op, sources say Anonymous, because they have no authority to comment, that he will be sitting on top of the Starship that eventually will go to Mars.
WHAT AN OPPORTUNITY FOR THE LOCALS HERE TO GET RID OF THE SHERIFF, THEY HAVE OFFERED EL GRIFO THE WHOLE OF BOCA CHICA IF HE LAUNCHES THE ROCKET WHILE HE IS SITTING ON TOP...
to be continued
We apologies to all the Sheriffs in the USA.
Looks a little Bo legged to me Al!
I heard trump wants to congratulate the new sheriff even if he's Meskin.
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