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“It’s a dirty job, keeping those terrorists in line, but by God, I’ll do it myself if I have to,” said the 80-year-old former defense secretary, sticking a tactical knife into his ankle holster before placing C-4 explosives, grenades, and his travel neck pillow into a duffel bag.
“I should’ve known this day would come. You think you’re all hunky-dory, just set it and forget it over there, but then these assholes go and screw everything up. Now I have to call Condi [Rice], Colin [Powell], and Bob [Gates] and tell them to cancel their plans and come help me.
"Christ, I’m getting too old for this shit. And where are my goddamn M-16s? Well, it’s like I always say: Don’t send an army to do Dick Cheney’s job.”
At press time, Cheney was reportedly cursing his late mentor Donald Rumsfeld “for taking the easy way out” as he drew up battle plans to reinvade Afghanistan by himself.
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An Australian TV host has called Joe Biden a “bloke who most probably couldn’t find his way home after dark” during a discussion on the American president’s recent gaffes and the calls for him to take a cognitive test.
Sky News Australia host Alan Jones also said that it was clear that there is “no way US President Joe Biden would pass a test to determine his cognitive ability or memory impairment.”
The TV host said: “The disturbing thing here is the free world depends on the United States as the unfree world gains momentum. And the free world is run by a bloke who most probably couldn’t find his way home after dark.”
Sky News Australia has called Mr Biden as “struggling,” “barely cogent,” and a “human corpse” deep in the stages of progressive “cognitive decline.” That coverage, reports indicated, continued on Monday as well.
Mr Jones said: “Suddenly, the world’s greatest power is in the hands of a slightly dazed bloke who looks like he’s always waking up from heavy anaesthesia.” He also quoted New York Post columnist, Kyle Smith, who had asked: “whether it’s safe for [Biden] to be near a pair of scissors.”
Mr Jones also pointed out that representative Ronny Jackson (R-TX) — the former White House physician for former presidents Barack Obama and Donald Trump — had proposed that the US president take a mental acuity examination and submit its results.
Mr Jackson sent a letter to Mr Biden demanding that he immediately “submit to a cognitive test” because his “mental decline and forgetfulness have become more apparent over the past eighteen months.”
Mr Jones added: “It’s clear there’s no way that Joe Biden would pass a test to determine his cognitive ability or memory impairment.” He said: “The greater concern is, he would be replaced by the ideologically dangerous Kamala Harris.” I told you Biden's ass kisser idiotas that we are the fuking laughing stock of the whole world! Hahahahaha!
@4:49 Instead you should be laughing at all the ladyboys putos in your shitty country!
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Why you so happy, did the check finally clear for your last sister that was on the market.
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