Wednesday, September 8, 2021

ABBOTT INKS BILL LEGALIZING KIDNAPPING PREGNANT WOMEN

La Cebolla

AUSTIN, TX — In an ongoing effort to completely eliminate the right to an abortion in the state, the Texas Legislature passed a new law Thursday that allows private citizens to kidnap and detain any pregnant woman or girl until she reaches full term and gives birth. 

“The sanctity of life can only be preserved when every Texan is empowered to seize childbearing females off the street, place them in the back of a van, and drive them to an undisclosed location where they can be held against their will for the duration of their pregnancy,” Gov. Greg Abbott said as he signed the bill into law, explaining that it was within the rights of an individual to keep the pregnant hostage chained up in a basement or locked in a cage, so long as she was properly secured and escape was impossible. 

“This important legislation ensures that once an over-the-counter pregnancy test has confirmed a woman is expecting, she can be held at knifepoint, at gunpoint, or through any means deemed necessary to ensure gestation is completed. No citizen should ever be penalized for exercising their basic freedom to force a woman to bring a child into this world.” 

At press time, the state legislature was in the process of a passing a bystander law that would punish any Texan who fails to do everything within his power to stop a pregnant woman or girl from accessing health care.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are so overly dramatic Juan…. And overly pendejo! Women have a right to chose to close their legs 🦵 99% of abortions are by women who just see it as an inconvenience…. So they abort! Life threatening and rape victims I understand should be a women’s choice. … but to the rest of the 99%… they made their choice. Stop killing innocent lives. For the Love of God, give those unborn children the chance that your parents afforded you. Please, women…. There are options… adoptions. Please

Anonymous said...

You are watching to much CNN. C'mon man

Anonymous said...

I mean, can Greg Abbott impregnate a woman?

If you have no dog in the hunt how can you pass judgment on those who do?

The imagery is all wrong, Abbott being in a wheelchair, I mean.

Anonymous said...

Si, let's go the draconian, and cave man route. Jalen las de las grenas. NOT! I wonder if this is how these people feel about their daughters and sisters.

Anonymous said...


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Anonymous said...

I don't believe in Abortion, but I would fuking be delighted if ese pinche guey half coco transgender dumpster rat retard would've been aborted, just a waste of fuking sperm! Pinche maricon! Hahahahaha!



Anonymous said...

bravo

Anonymous said...

Like the Taliban in Afghanistan, the Fascist in Texas have taken women by the p__sy and shackled 'em at the thighs, like herds of goats. Testosterone mixed with scriptures of the dark ages are alive and real today.

Anonymous said...

Will they make an order or law Pertaining all men to stop fucking irresponsibly? An stop making the purple pill affordable!

Anonymous said...

Amazon, Google, and Facebook have all made significant donations in recent years to conservative groups that strongly pushed for the new Texas abortion law.

Anonymous said...

September 8, 2021 at 10:18 PM

Tenia que salir el idiota pendejetes con sus pendejadas hillbilly coco wanna be white idiota who now claims to be a human abortion who was dumped in a dumpster and now is a dumpster diver. a Phantom arborition and a true masteralbinO. A professor at the local Junior college Dr. Zavapatas is interested in looking into your claims. He's a colonoscopic specialist.

Anonymous said...

THE TYPICAL FAKE NEWS THAT THIS BLOGG AND IT'S POSTERS ALWAYS TRYING TO SCARE THE PEOPLE'S THINKING BY OBSTRUCTING THE THRUTH!!!!! FAKE NEWS TO KEEP CONTROL OF OUR LIFES AT ALL TIMES....WHAT HAPPEN TO FREEDON!!!! NOT WITH THESE DEMOS IN OFFICE...AND I AM A DEMO!!!! WHAT A SHAME OF OUR PARTY...GOING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION 'WOKE' LIBERAL AND TO THE LEFT!!!!! OUR FUTURE IS F---KED up...

Anonymous said...

If you can't say something nice then keep your mouth shut. The Roe v. Wade is the constitutional Right to abortions. Passed in 1973, It is the the United State Supreme Court's doctrine of Stare decisis requires respect for precedents. Respect is what you seem to lack. This is my opinion.

Anonymous said...

10:34...You will someday have to stand before your Creator, the God who knew you before you were born. Everyone with abortion blood on their hands will have to answer to Him. And the only right you will have at that time is the right to go to Hell. Go ahead, begin your scoffing!

Anonymous said...

Answering to our Lord, about an action, is between the person who committed the action and the all Mighty. Who are we to judge another's actions. Abortions are still going to happen. Instead of moving forward we are moving back to the times of dark alleys, wackos, bicycle spokes, and hangers. The times when parents had their young daughters bleed to death because the young girls did not have someone to turn to. Here whomever wants an abortion will only go to Matamoros or a curandera. It's ironic how people worry so much about the child when it is in the womb but forget about it once it is born. How many of these pro life people have adopted? Why do we have chingos of unadopted grown neglected, abused, and exploited children? Instead of worrying about someone else's reckoning with the Lord go and take responsibility of several of these children and care for them. Give them your name, time, love, and money. Worry about what you are doing to get these living souls out of their living hell. So, 11:28 a.m how many children have you adopted? This question is posed to all who pound their fist to their chest and damn others. By the way a lot of these people are there like the Reverend in the Scarlet Letter.

Anonymous said...

September 9, 2021 at 9:24 PM

You sound like a attorney read to send somebody a bill for servies rendered

Former RGV LEO said...

Oh but you democrats accept that laws have been passed to conduct abortions on babies in their ninth month?

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