Saturday, September 11, 2021

ALEX PEREZ'S TODDLE INN BECOMES A DRIVE-THRU...NOT!!!

The driver of the SUV above was in such a hurry to get himself a great breakfast taco this morning at former Cameron County Sheriff Alex Perez's Toddle Inn that he lost control – of his vehicle, apparently. The local daily reports that one peron, not the driver, was injured. The accident happened this morning at about 8 a.m. as the breakfast crowd gahered at the popular restaurant. Two people who ran from the scene were arrested shortly afterward. Does this mean breakfast is off? We thank three of our seven readers (Mr. Valadez, Mrs. Herrera, Ms. Montoya) for the photos.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...


That part of Central Blvd. isn't quite known for speeders, but maybe this guy bought a used SUV and paid the price. More important than that, how long will the Toddle be closed now?

Man, Brownsville just can't get a break.

Always in the news, and always in a bad way.

Pos si, Ama. Choco con restaurante. No, no se.



Anonymous said...





I used to go there. I still do, but I used to, too.





Anonymous said...

Texas Governor Greg Abbott Pulls Ahead in Race to Determine Biggest Republican Asshole.

Abbott has declared he’ll defend Texans’ “right to choose” not to get vaccinated, after signing a law effectively banning abortion.

Next: Abbott will have 3,000 Mexicans arrested and say rapists are now "off the streets."

Anonymous said...

No mas falta que ese pendejo half coco possum eating McCoy, who is always chigando la madre con pendejadas de los Appalachian mountain hillbilly, starts blaming them for the fuking crash! I think his hatred for the hillbillies, comes from probably getting rape in the a$$ by a big Hatfield hillbilly! Ya forgive and forget about the fuking feud! You can't blame every hillbilly, just because one them assaulted your a$$! Como si no te gusto! Hahahahaha!





Anonymous said...


Cristobal Valadez, Mr. Walgreens jeans?

ja ja ja ja

Siempre de metiche, ese Guey!

🌮🌮🌮

Anonymous said...

Nobody was hurt just precaution that the cashier was taken to the hospital. The staff at Toddle Inn has decided they will make it a drive thru when they rebuild.

Anonymous said...

Thank God that Sharon is OK - one of the customers trapped against the wall.
She is a fine lady, but HE is not ready for her yet. She still has a lot to do down here. How nice of Mr. Perez to be glad that she left the amount of the bill on the table, inspite of the fiasco she went through. Mr. Perez could have said he was glad that no one was hurt seriously.

Whatever happened to our old sheriff, Alex Perez?

Anonymous said...

Looks like it needed some renovation even before the crash.

just saying.

Anonymous said...

Missed the red light hahahahahaaaa.

Anonymous said...

Mendez says Brownsville ready for tropical storm
Pinche pendejo go to southmost if you can full of pot holes they'll be floating soon very sooooon

ESTE PENDEJO NEEDS TO GO VOTE HIM OUT PINCHE COCO LAMBISCON

Anonymous said...

Strange that Chief Felix El Chapo Sauceda can't find anyone to name as his new Commander??
Well welcome to the circus...let's give you a brief tour of this circus action far..you can't make this shit up!!
So here we go..welcome to the show!
Act #1..
Brownsville Police Chief Felix Sauceda, He may carry the title of Chief but more than half of his own people don't respect the the guy...I dare call him a man when half his people won't even call him CHIEF..
but it's not his fault he had never really been a true supervisor at any level.
As a sergeant he wasn't on the streets for very long and was then moved to evidence room and the city jail.
He was then moved over to the Special Investigations Unit where he really messed things up, comprised himself and the Police Department, and probably would be sitting in jail somewhere if it wasn't for the kindness of the former Chief Orlando Rodriguez.
Sauceda was removed immediately than allowed to promote where he became a Lieutenant and spent his time as the commander's secretary, where most of his time was spent sending out emails and planning to get revenge on others who have gad a far superior career than him.
Now for the rest of the story: As Commander Dale's secretary he dreamed of sitting in the Commanders chair and was caught on several different occasions sitting in the big chair..
Then Commander Dale became entangled in a power struggle with Commissioner Jessica Tetreau over guess who? Of course, Diane Martinez.
The fight was over Diane's scheduling because she refused to work late and did not want to work weekends. The Sgt. Assigned to supervisor her was scared of her that he decided to inform the Lieutenant he reported to guess who it was Felix Sauceda. SAUCEDA ALSO STAINED HIS PANTIES AND ran to his BOSS Commander Dale.
But since Sauceda and Diane have history, and Sauceda knew that Commander Dale who has a pair and would do what was right for the department.
*Sauceda sees an opportunity and puts the two on a collision course*;
Sauceda tells Diane to get Jessica involved.
Commissioner Tetreau then calls Dale told him to change Diane's schedule immediately and threatened to end his career if she didn't get her wish.
Well here is where it all got crazy. Ex-Chief Orlando Rodriguez had already put in for retirement so he left the most senior commander in charge, who was James Paschal.
Then, Lt. Sauceda now capitalizing on his opportunity to advance and made friends with Tetreau promising that if he was made chief of police he would take care of the commissioners best friend Diane. So the story unfoldes; At the order of Tetreau, acting chief Paschall then demotes Commander David Dale and makes Sauceda Acting Commander – a position he holds very briefly – and a short period later, to everyone's surprise, he is named chief over some very qualified individuals. COME to find out Felix Sauceda takes the job cause he made an arrangement with the City Manager Bernal he would take a pay cut at a rock bottom price...SAUCEDA, FELIX J 310 - Police Administration $119,999.98.
CITY Manager Bernal now sees the desperation of Sauceda how he can not only control the Police Department but the extra money he cuts from the Police Department he can give himself a raise..
Great Going Chief Sauceda and city manager Noel Bernal. Y'all have now made yourself look like the total idiots you truly are!
#worstchiefever....
SEE Act#2..

Anonymous said...

Pinche hillbilly idiota was trying to learn how to drive pinche idiota. Cars are for humans pendejo not cockroaches aprende estupido trump lost trump lost trump lost hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa. ha ha...

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