WAUKESHA, WI—Hailing the massive specimen as the greatest NFL discovery of the century, league scientists announced Tuesday that they have discovered a perfectly preserved fourth Watt brother frozen in a Wisconsin beer cooler.
“This is a historic find for football that could finally be the crucial missing link between J.J. and T.J.,” said lead scientist Robin Grossman, who told reporters that the specimen, who has been given the scientific name “A.J.,” was uncovered after a local man bought eight cases of Leinenkugel’s for an upcoming tailgate.
“Standing six-foot-five with an estimated 40-yard time of 4.65 seconds, A.J. could be crucial to understanding the evolution of the defensive-end position. With any luck, we can have him unfrozen and running lateral shirt drills in no time.”
Grossman added that A.J. may actually provide more insight into the mind of football players as almost every other specimen they have studied was irreparably damaged by CTE.
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Fake blogger Jim "Manteca" Barton now says city commission is "not qualified" to do its job.
ja ja ja. Manteca Barton never went to college and is the only blogger without a degree. He also said Pedro Cardenas was "not qualified" to run for the city commission.
Cardenas won; ill-educated Manteca Barton lost.
Manteca Barton's blog is useless. And it's free, so he types away, like an old fuck. He never had a professional job, working at a motel, grocery store and unloading shrimp boats at the port......................................
si, Pedro Cardenas gano!
pero creeme que no nos acercamos a la desgracia que arrastra ese mentado Manteca Barton!
childish post
blog-squatter noun a person who, without invitation, makes irrelevant, incongruous comments on a blog, a crasher, span. pendejo in some cultures, an impotent
duardo=blog-squatter
October 22, 2021 at 1:57 AM
Like you irrelevant nobody pendejo
Que esto no es la pecicula que se llama "Encino Man?"
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